Whats the quickest way to an hero?

whats the quickest way to an hero?

Go right now to your nearest highway without engaging seat belt and swerve at high speed directly into oncoming semi truck.

don't think quickest, be thinking most painless. helium my friend

Traintracks lengthwise
So the tire goes up your ass down your spine crushes your head.
It's literally perfect

>Traintracks
>tire

kek

nice dubs, but the quickest way would be the jumping from a tall building (it would probably be pretty fun as well)

You got a problem faggot?
Suck tires from the tip of my cock bitch

It doesn't matter because you're too much of a pussy to do it

Wrong you could hit somebody
Traintracks r better

Nigger I'll drive my boat through your living room window.

I'm tired of your jokes...

kek

Using a gun. I've researched throughly for the best way to not come back to life and bullet to the head became the most plausible.

I will stick my dick so far up your mamas nigger maker she will die. Then str8 down her throat to clean it up

Fuck you faggot

I'll stick my dick in your pa's dickhole and swirl it around.

This OP. Just research where to shoot first so you don't end up a veg

Join the Army and die for your country.

Pic related

Your a major faggot
Go suck logs of shit from Andy sixxs asshole bitch

You fucking kidding? That'd take months. He wants to zero to meat in under 60 seconds.

Stand at ground zero of nuclear explosion.

OP didn't say anything about preparation time, resources, and effort.
So i'd say beeing blown up by a nuke you sit on seems faster then all the methods that are proposed here.

But let's take it one step further, because the expansion rate of a nuke can be topped with other methods.
I'm thinking of an array of strong lasers all aiming at the persons head beeing turned on simultanously.

Wrong!! You only have a very small chanse to die as you are more likely to just be extreamly hurt and just go to the hospital. If you dont put your skull in the tracks i guess.

Nigger what did you just say about my a major faggot?

Learn to spell you monkey.

Traintracks are literally the best.
Absolutely nothing wrong withit

>Tires

double kek

shotgun to the head

>do it

>What is quickest way to kill self
>Posts picture of quickest way to kill self
what did he mean by this

swat yourself and act menacing when they show up

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You can suck a dictionary out my dickhole next bitch
You cocksucking methaddict

i am enjoying this

You're the one who needs a dictionary, nigger.

And stop sticking things up your dick you mega-fag.

You lie lengthwise so it cuts you in half from ass to head.
The other way means your looking for attention, like them faggots who cut the wrists the wrong way
Shotgun is more complicated

Nah man, think of the poor bastard driving the train, he doesn't need that on his conscience for the rest of his life. Also, train line gets shut down for at least a day, everyone get ts stuckmon their way to or from work, total nightmare for hundreds of people. Don't be a dick OP.

You also need to learn to use the space bar

no fool why put other people at risk unless you are a gay drama queen? just quietly jump off a cliff or something away from others. better yet kill some enemies or bad guys first and then go jump/go down in hail of cop bullets like a man.

Swing from the trees. Even if your neck doesn't snap, you'll be unconscious in very little time. Dead in 20 minutes

Go to nigger area and pic related.

Bruce Willis?

It's all for you faggot
Seriously you suck dicks for meth all day everyday.
Ya can't go 5 breaths without tasting cum or meth

just stop breathing...

>meth meth meth
>suck dick for money
>my dickhole
Be more original you super nigger.

yep, that's him - scene from a movie where the bad guy wanted him shot by gang nignogs and forced him to walk in this nig nog neighborhood like that

I've suggested this to others before, they all worry about the driver, fuck him. He will take pictures and post to a rekt thread most likely. He didn't fuck up. So why would he care?

Logic?

What about the other four breaths, how does every fifth reintegrate the taste and smell?

yeah, cut you're shotgun lengthwise

That sounds hella cool what movie is it?

Inject blue shit in your veins like that one idiot fucking did

Imbecile

wat about when car boy ncrs off truck and kills your moms car? then ill have to find a new fukmate. ill be inconvenienced.

Don't fucking tell me what to do faggot
Your mom sucks dogs dicks for pesos down on the beach in Mexico bitch stfu
What?

>Don't fucking tell me what to do
Go write some poetry you edgelord emofag.

'die hard 2' i think...

Just a bunch of faggots posting in here

This is turning into a rekt thread

die hard with a vengeance

Well except they aren't completely cold about driving a train over a human. There are support groups for traindrivers who drove over suicidals, some get over it, some don't.

What this guy? He's not dead, I know him and spoke to him just last week

Says you, the ultra fag.

Yee you butthurt now huh faggot

Play Free fallin' in the process

head first dive into one of these bad boys, make sure to place a blank canvas at the other end to leave your "art" as your legacy to your family.

Filthy dumb, newfag scum.

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yeah, i know him too, he owes me money...

Those that don't such major dick
Cut themselves like faggots

Overdose on pasta.

like in the movie
'tucker + dale vs. evil'

Beat you faggot
Lie down bitch
Gag on my cock

10 lbs of c4 duct-taped around your head.

Overdose on marijuana

Nice trips faggot

>this anons dialogue

There's really no reason to act 'hardcore' here.

PSH, everyone knows that impossible.

Pasta however. That's a death trip.

Exactly, his family may have to redecorate to accommodate the new red painting that was once their loved one but I'm told red is "in" for decor this season.

So what's wrong with traintacks OP??

however you an hero, do it sitting on a toilet so they don't have to clean all the piss and shit off of you. Have that much dignity.

you see the pictures of people getting hung naked, and the fucking pile of shit/piss under them.

Imagine all of that in you undies

it's not c4 that's what

Moralfags

Cowardfags

R
I found this, is it yours?

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he could still try...

Traintracks
Free
0 planning or preparing
Guaranteed results
Alpha as fuck

FUCK YOU MY BROTHER INJECTED 2 MARIUANAS AND HE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE.
FUCK YOU

Oh ya here faggot
Just let me put tat down muh pee hole
So you can try sucking it out
RRRREKT bitch

Get out now newfag

Your a newfag faggot
He's 10x cooler then you already bitch

you literally already aswered your question with the pic

BRUH, DON'T BE SO FUCKING HARSH, THAT GUYS BROTHER DIED DUE TO MARRYWANNAS, FUCK YOU DUDE

user this has worked for me in the past:

step 1: hold breath
step 2: repeat step 1
step 3: pass out
step 4: keep doing step 1
step 5: be dead
step 6: find interweb access from beyond
step 7: help anons an hero in this method

this website fucking sucks ass and all of you are the nigger faggots who created this degenerate cancer.

Suck oats from the tip o' my cock
Nigger Faggot Lil bitch
Go find your hand betafag

hey can you help me find my tweezers?

live then die

Jump off an over pass during moderate traffic.

DEDE DADI DAGIL

slash throat hard. pretty much to recovery. knives are pretty easy to come by. just make sure that thing is fucking sharp might wanna just do it with a utility knife. but yea you're unconscious in like under a minute. plus it makes a real great big mess.

hypothetically you know.