The earthquakes and shakeups around the globe are getting progressively closer to the US. First it was New Zealand and Australia, then it was Japan, then it was Central America. If it gets to North America, it might trigger a super volcano. Animals have been fleeing Yellowstone and fish have been found dead. We have two weeks left.
02/14/17 - the day when the volcano erupts
cool, shits boring as fuck
as long as Facebook works, I don't care
You missed /x/.
That's where they do these role play threads over and over.
Go bother Pompeii or something
"oh no, what about all of the mormons"
said no one
Kek
Can you imagine mass fleeing into Mexico?
Fat people falling over
The illuminati class knows what's up....
businessinsider.com
As an Observer, there is no way to predict an earthquake two weeks in advanced.
Usually, it's able to do an educated guess within two to three days before an earthquake.
That's not how fault lines work dumbass
Trumps wall will stop people fleeing from the eruption.
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el kek-o
kek plot twist
Would it have internet in the apocalypse? And could I still play online Battlefield? If not I'd rather be dead tbh.
not to be rude but your supposed to park the helicopter on top of the garage, not in it.
Among all things on Earth, why Facebook?
battlefield servers stay up but you are the only survivor
So the world ends on Valentines Day? I knew I was bound to die unloved.
Don't worry, they are just migrating. Once they get to Canada the earthquakes will be fed a rich diet and made sausage and pate.
>implying natural disasters are a new phenomenon
Stop watching the news, read a book instead.
Why would earthquakes be getting closer to the US?
Sounds like something you heard on CNN
Missouri here. If that earthquake hits 7.7 over here then we're screwed. Millions of people will be displaced, billions lost, the Mississippi will flow backwards, and it will be felt as far as Washington DC
Yay! I win!
I'll miss you guy's but it is better you're gone than having to hear about Donald trump every single fucking day.
retard
>billions lost
>American Pop. 325 million
Billions of dollars, user
>....oh
im gonna go kmf now...
>this
But that is the release date of For Honor. :(
Normalfag detected
Keks ultimate calling.
nice, fallout 5 vr edition will release earlier than expected.
Don't worry user, every living creature dies alone.
I don't think underground is where I want to be when the earth starts moving.......
Nothing of value will be lost then.
Earthquakes are underground
Lay that anywhere near a fault line, you're fucked anyways
>implying money have any actual value
>implying jews can't just print money as they want
>implying this world isn't a simulation
>earth starts moving
you know we are moving constantly in space right?
learn some proper english son
Huh, how do earthquakes get closer?
Cycles, patterns, statistics
Earthquakes are pulses of waves as the faults release pressure
It's like dominoes in this case
I live in Ohio. How fucked am I?
You're gonna get about a half inch of ash over your city
So no real changes then
Not sure, I think volcanic ash is slightly toxic, and also the ash would block sunlight for a period of time, which would destroy crops and any living plants.
Fucking good. This population needs to be reset. Myself included.