Rogue One isn't going to have an opening crawl

Star Wars: Rogue One Won't Have an Opening Crawl
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I knew it was going to be shit but this is a new low.

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Neither did Clone Wars

It's not an episodic movie.

They're going to make a hundred of these fucking things for the rest of our lives. I want ISIS smuggle a suitcase nuke into Hollywood.

Even most of the video games had opening crawls. Wow

wtf those new TIEs look terrible

Because it's not part of the core films.

Its not a core part of the story but an aofshoot of tjhe saga, so I can see why the choice was made.

If you really hold the opinion that the film is ruined by lacking yellow text at a 45 degree angle, I'd suggest getting tested for autism. No offence meant, but genuinely, getting upset over such a silly minor change sounds like autistic kids I've worked with in the past.

Thank god. I hate reading those massive walls of text.

Who the fuck cares? Christ will you all just grow up?

Translation:
>Thank God. I hate having to pretend to my friends I understood what those massive walls of text said because I'm American and cannot read.

If you care about this you aren't a star wars fan and should probably just slit your wrists for good measure.

Between every Star Wars movie having a crawl or just the main episodes, I think I would go for the latter, now that there is going to be a never ending stream of them. It would get old super fast.

The film doesn't need to be ruined.

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wtf I hate star wars now

What grinds my gears is that the never-ending stream won't get old. People worship this shitfest. Nobody will ever have the grounds to complain about about bad movies while gladly taking this dick in their mouth 10 times a year and we will never have a good movie again, and people will still find a way to blame chinese or some shit and never address the actual problem

me too

It's not part of the main series so why would it?

The opening title definitely crawled backwards and the narrator took the place of the script

Good. I would much rather it just begin and besides, we already fucking know what's going to happen.

Literally the death of cinema. Independant movies will soon be phased out of existence. Give it 15 years, and Hollywood will never produce a quality movie again.

>Actually giving a fuck about this

You guys are fucking twats.

I'm okay with this. I think they should try to branch out and do what they can to set these anthology films apart from the main movies. It'll be neat if the play with tone and genre a bit and subvert expectations of the franchise.

But if they go through the whole fucking movie and nobody has a bad feeling about something I'm going to fucking scream.

what i want to know is what the fuck is the episode 8 crawl going to say since it's been confirmed it will begin right after the end of 7

DROPPED

>we already fucking know what's going to happen.
"We" as in people here. Show a normie friend the poster right now. See how many you have to go through before you get something that's not some variation of "cool, another Death Star?" or "what? another Death Star?"

Since I was 6 years old I have loved Star Wars and have collected every toy, video game and pillow case. Today is a huge blow for me personally. By taking away the opening to Star Wars is like taking away my medication. I now feel suicidal and hopeless for the future of Star Wars. I only hope that I live long enough to see my own screenplay of a 2 hour Jawa movie get made. But I probably won't. I will probably just kill myself now. Thank you for destroying me Lucasfilm.

Probably something along the lines of:

"The Death Star 3™ has been destroyed by the Rebels®! The daughter of Luke Skywalker™, Rey, has recovered the final piece of the map leading to her fathers whereabouts." And so on.

>oh no my silly childrens movie won't have that thing all previous parts of my silly childrens movie had, the silly childrens movie is terrible now!

It just means that there about to royally fuckup there fans which will be glorious.

>female protagonist

>muh Death Star


It means it's going to be nothing like star wars.

dart nigger the cock sucking sluttrooper has been warned that the best prices are at walmart darth maul is alive and luke skywalker is a powerful filipino sorcerer, now they must fight to determine who will be the next Star Wars

YES THANK YOU!

Opening crawls should only be for the Star Wars episodes and not the spin off movies

The movie looks good but I just hope it isn't filled with too much comedy due to that droid

you gay retard, you fucking faggot nerd loser piece of trash, hang yourself sweaty pig boy

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Go cry to your mom about it you faggot

>you gay retard, you fucking faggot nerd loser piece of trash, hang yourself sweaty pig boy
wut

Tell us how you really feel neckbeard.

They were trying to pull the same retarde shit on TFA... I hope the retards realize that's a terrible publicity move on time anons...
>no crawl = less millions

>tfw literally fell in love with Felicity Jones in The Theory of Everything
>tfw feel like her character is going to be shitty and pandering and I won't be able to enjoy her

>yfw it has an after credits scene

ITT: Hotheads

>watching the cashgrab souless starwars
7 was bad enough

Star Wars is dead anyway

Literally blame Disney.

Oh well. They have 5 months to change their minds.

How do you expect autistic people to react?

>muh childhood

This.

That is stupid.

Wtf i hate star wars now

I wonder how many posts per day you make that reference America.

What drives your obsession?

That's pretentious.

Well it will be better than a new hope 2.0 based simply on the fact that it appears to be original.

I wonder if Disney will ever have a male lead though. I doubt it.

You faggots would complain if it did have an opening crawl.

You've memed it up that TFA isn't a great movie, so of course Rogue One has to be better.

Memed is not a real word. Please go back to wherever you came from.

And TFA isn't a great movie. It's an OK movie with a badly written main character and a near carbon copy of a new hope.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ROGUE ONE TRAILER THAT WAS SHOWN AT CELEBRATION

NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MAKING-OF REEL, THEY ALSO SHOWED A NEW TRAILER

FUCKING DISNEY, GET A GRIP

>No opening crawl
>First scene is one of the main characters crawling along the beach

It's going to be like pottery I'm telling you

wtf I love star wars now

>grimdark netflix rated series
>no funky boring music by williams again
>no crawl text

i am getting close to forgive them for taking the win from Kyle Katarn.

>new TIEs

Those are Interceptors and they're old as shit you stupid secondary.

Better this way.
At least they stopped pretending it's a Star Wars movie.
It's just a Hunger Games Capeshit flick.

While I do share these emotions, I also think that sentiment has been very common for a long while now. Yet a few gems still come out.

Make sense.
I always found the opening crawl to be a bit problematic towards people who can't read.

They're targeting China.
They don't want to alienate the chink moviegoers with a wall of english text.

>opening crawl
non englishfag here? what does opening crawl mean? a stampede of people going to see the movie on opening day?

Ableism is not ok, pissbaby.

The big flowing text at the beginning of each movie.

Probably meaning they're going to be having a lot more spin offs in the future
Likely we'll be seeing two Star Wars Universe movies a year soon and only the golden child movies will have it

>those are Interceptors
Looks YOU'RE the stupid one

>Those are Interceptors and they're old as shit you stupid secondary.

They're TIE Strikers you fucking casual, they've been revealed at Celebration

>we want the ADD audience
Don't want anyone thinking they paid for a moving book

Can someone get a hold of Colo Clawfish so I know what to think of all this ?

>muh kyle katarn

Good. Save those for the mainline movies. No problem at all.

>implying the crawl was ever anything but shit

spotted the post-millennial

So the pilot can't see to his sides?

the flappy wings turn

Good

All star Wars shit is bad

it's not ableism if I'm interested you idiot

Thanks

what do you mean no music by Williams?

>english text
are you retarted?

I am the most seeing this movie ever

yes, that sentence is coherent

>This movie isn't going to be canon

Has anyone on the set answered who "Eye Rebuhl" is?

I still don't have any idea. I'm guessing it's maybe like jedi with one eye but it's weird he was mentioned in the trailer.

>You guys are going to the Death Star right? Well I Death Star

How do I dress like this bitch?
The style is amazing

Fucking product placement is ridiculous in this movie. They keep advertising the iRebel.

Ask /fa/ so that even they can call your taste homo.

They would eat this shit up.

Have you seen the kind of shit they like?

I wanna see more prequel shit seeping back in.

I presume it's the father/mentor of Rebuhl Ian, the husband of Mon Mothma

They're pre-interceptor Tie Strikers.

Wrong. I'm actually Australian and cannot read.

TIEs never had good all-around vision.

No crawl = No SW main theme

star wars babbies genuinely surprise me how pathetic they are.

>It means it's going to be nothing like star wars.
so it'll be good?