Sf is a slut

sf is a slut

STUFF MY BOYPSUSY

caitlyn I'm too drunk to plug my phone into the charger
can we just not rn

i've got a few things we can try to put in there

im in line for pasta i cant do this
where do you think i lie on the gradient

wow sf is that true

literally whatever man

I'm hammered out my goddamn mind i can't either

lies and slander

I just don't know anymore.
I liked myself better years ago.
I just saw a conversation that I had a year or two back, and it really hurt me.
It feels like I'm trying to travel backwards now, or at least reconnect to the path that I used to be on.
Time will fix it all.
All that I have control over is the fact that I can sleep at any time.

stop drinking thats bad

reactionarism isn't so bad

sometimes the past was better than the future will be

you just have to know

it's my birthday and I'll get hammered if I want to

happy birthday subby

One can only hope.
Are you going to sleep right now, or were you just stating a fact?

Happy Birthday, I think

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I want to fuck that dragon, also the dude

correct, good guess

thanks both of u :]

Something that I try to do is the following: every time I look into the past, I refuse to look for any more than, say, a minute before disconnecting myself.
Nostalgia and the like can really get you caught up in the past so much that you turn away from the present and fail to live.
Sometimes I just forget.
I'm just pretty pissed off.
Just stating a fact.
Sleep is the human "reset button."

oshit WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
happy bday i love you

I've been yelling it in the general direction of the world, my wail of impotence against hte inevitablity of age seemed deafeningt o me. Thanks friend :D

use the past as a font of wisdom, nota s a vector for despair

Then why aren't you sucking?

I didn't tell anyone when my birthday came and went either

I told myself I wouldn't be sad when everyone forgot but I was and they did

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Im going to Brunswick in an hour lmao

my gaydar is losing its shit rn at this boy making pasta

you're not THAT old right?

Sometimes it's just easy to get caught up in it all.
The perfect moments that we create in our mind are just, well, that. Detached from reality and pain. We remove many unpleasant things and create good times to look back upon. Maybe it's worth getting caught up in. Maybe it's time to go back a bit.

don't eat his pasta you'll catch the gay

It's rather easy to guess when you're notified before hand.

Too true.
Now I won't be able to see white doge posted anymore without automatically thinking of depressed user. Whatever you go by.

hi snarf

i want to eat his salad

Caitlyn. I used to post the LoL character Caitlyn, hence the name, when I started. I've since diversified my image pool, but stuck to the fact that I have no (Namesync) name.

normie book makes people remember

*succ*

22

ancient

dude I literally can't handle your depresing shit rn but I love you

shut up u readd that shit

dude thats me in like 3 years shut up

I'm pretty surprised that you don't dislike me for all the depressed shit I lay down all the time.
I'm a handful.

I set it to a completely different date so no one would care

You're so young. Also, I'm not sure what shit it is I'm supposed to be reading.

Ah, I see. I imagine you only post white doge and his m8 right now? I'll try and remember.
I diversify who I post a little, but I stick to the same name.

mount my face

moar liek a buttfull ;)

im so much older than you FUCK

usually I'm in the same mood. right now I'm so drunk I can't even process the concept of being depressed.

ead as in predicted
fgc terms

it's like you WANT to be lonrly

What's good?

Sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.

you're insane

It's usually what I at least start off with, if not stick with for the entirety of posting.
I was also the one who annoyed you with posting the Harubon calico cat pics that I capped myself, I think.
I'm only average.
Funny, I'm (only somewhat) drunk and it's enhanced my depression.
I guess alcohol isn't good for me.

I'm DRUNK

I literally want to put every dick itt into one of my orifices

well yeah wehn I'm just a little drunk I get sad

it's when I'm REALYL drunk that I can't be sad

some butts are small
you just gotta find the right one

i hope someone's capping

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restringing guitar, is no fun. hbu

holy shit this
it's so HARED

It made me stop feeling anything for a short time. I quickly just returned to the normal depression.
Time is passing super weirdly.
I don't even notice when my music has stopped playing in the background.
We should play OW or something sometime.
I'm not looking.

I'd be down to play tomorrow unless katia is streaming rotj I don't remember

honestly you know I'd drop whatever I'm up to for you

Oh, oh! Right, I'm sorry, it's kind of hard to decipher drunken text sometimes. Maybe you should just vocaroo what it is you're trying to tell me.

Oh, was that you, then? Huh, I never made that connection, since it was a one of occurrence. I'll be sure to say hey at least whenever I see you.
It certainly can't hurt to expand the amount of people I'm willing to chat with in the threads.

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I don't thinkthis laptop has a mic

or esle id doesn't work

btu I tried to make an "awoo sound"

Drop ur dik for me lel
Yeah I never know when Katia is streaming. Tomorrow might be alright. I'm curious to see how I'll feel in the morning.
Same. I really only ever chat with two people, one of which is never around, and you seem to be a decent sort.

the fifth and sixth string saddle are at an angle so thats annoying, i should fix it sometime.

Enjoying drunk Subby's slutiness.

Even Snarf's?

Oh good God. Why do people always default to "awoo"?
I would never bring myself to trying to make that noise. Not with my monotonous drone of a voice.

Decent is a fair assessment, I suppose. Not how I would describe myself, but I'm also overly self critical.
I only usually talked to one person, but I hardly ever see him on anymore. Our time zones aren't really great either, so it's only been harder since I moved.

duly dropped.

He said he'd stream last weekend but didn't so we didn't watch it. I'm pretty free all weekend though.

I uh

don't know what that maens

I haven't restrung my guitar in awhile (years)

in fact, I have two acousitc guitars

the a string broke on one so I just switched to the other

I'm not DICK BIGOTED. of course snarf's

Because
1. my voice is very girly a lot of the time
2. momiji a best

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ahem

stop postng my images slut

>overly self critical
We sound perfect for each other, I see.
I generally get to bed around 21:00 CST and am generally somewhat busy on many days so my schedule isn't that great either, since most people prefer to thread later in the day.
I'm sure we'll find a time.
Hope you've improved.

nah

Now that can be capped.

f-fug
noko???

I haven't played since I bought it

which is when we played

ahhh fuck

idk who anyone is

ooh

who are you and why do you have my blackmage avatars

I mean I know they're beautiful but

Get your money's worth, goy.

I can't argue against the second point, I suppose. And I wouldn't know about the first point.

Oh, so normally you'd be asleep at around this time of night, huh?
I'm self critical but I try and not let it get the best of me. I'm usually pretty good at that, too. Living alone sort of helps, in it's own way.

Cause you were a dick to me last time

you're his idol, sf
he wants to be you

I paid...40 dollars?

yeah I should probably play more.

I DON't EVEN KNOW WHO YOUNA RE

WHEN I'M SOBER I'M MEANT O EVERYONE (except caitlyn)

yeah I'd make noises for u but I can't rn
sorry ;-;

I want to be me 2

Well then fuck yo for being mean to everyone

I'm sorry!

adorable

on a strat, theres 6 saddles that the strings rest on at the top of the bridge, so when you pull the strings through the back they'll rest on a groove within it. I think they're called saddles, I've been calling them that.

Go away

I don't own a stratocaster. I own two acoustics with symmetrical heads and a les paul I never play since I don't own an amp anwyay. But I think I know what you mean.

NO.

I don't enjoy playing with scrubs.
Git gud
I'd at least be getting to bed. I find that night never leads to anything good, e.g. how depressed I've been this evening.
Even though I live in a dorm at college, I have a separate room from my "roommate." It's basically living alone.

I'll just imagine a girly-boy voice saying "awoo" and other equally furry stuff.

Yep, I know what you mean. Especially if you don't really have much conversation with said room mate. You and subby seem to get along rather well, so I'm sure that helps a bit at least

hey, I outfragged you w/ tracer in SEVERAL games the one time we played.
I mean not a lof them but still
ENOUGH

imagine a stereotypical pasty nerd, give him glasses, longish black curly hair and slightly thicker than average lips, then a pink hoodie

now imagine awoo

that's moi

also imagine the aforementioned pasty nerd is more or less taped to a bottle of bacardi and a gamecube controller if you want a more substantail impression

You avatarfags make these threads so fucking annoying.

At least don't fucking start a g/fur thread if you're just gonna chit chat

you realize these threads are mostly made by us, for us, with the fur shit as a kinda secondary objective

right

ive also noticed that the string packs look like condom packs.

Yeah, Subby is one of the few people I talk to and probably the main person who's kept me sane in this period where I've had very few people to chat with.
A main person I chatted with disappeared for a while, so Subby was pretty much all I had then.
Outfragged a healer?
Wow, you must be doing pretty well there, hotshot.

I wouldn't mind but then there ain't no more g/fur threads, cause everyone who wants to lurk/post comes here and then just sees people bitching and leave.

Who's adorable?

I have never used a condom.

You were playing fucking

uh

...mccree, badly. At least once.

But I also topfragged a few games. Admittedly low-level unranked but still. There's at least a marginal amount of competence.

look man if you want fur go to e621 and look up your favorite tags and have a nice wank. This just isn't the place for it. The social strucutre of Sup Forums furfag threads is too entrenched.

Lol, I never get tired of people saying this.
There are so many websites to find fur. This is hardly ever a fur thread, you'd imagine that Sup Forums would have figured this out by now.

That's a very vivid image you're putting in my head. You could probably kick the shit out of me in smash, too.

Yep, yep, seems like that's the dynamic that's going on here.
Hell, it's nice to have anyone to talk to, really.

I don't play DPS. NEVER McCree. If I have to, either Soldier of Pharah.
And I'd certainly had a fair few drinks that night. I was basically giving it to you.
Or maybe I should just say how good you are.
Not sure.

I seriously used to not mind.

Then I tried so many times to start discussing with you guys, being super friendly, and raely was itactually fun. Everytime one of you would start to argue and act like a dick and the threads would just derail and go to shit.

So now I've given up, I've decided to just be like you and guess what, its the first time I don't even feel insulted, cause yall aren't insulting me.
How does that even work, idk.

Don't worry, I never come on b hoping to find a g/fur tread anymore anyway cause it just turns me off more than anything. I just dump my fav stuff for lurkers

I think it's just fair to say that the fact is, at least half the time I show up here, I'm just talking about how depressed I am.
I wouldn't really expect anyone to have to deal with that, so I'm fine with few people talking to me.
I never have any interesting topics.

Unless you're power ranked in your region, I could beat you. I'm at the mid-level of play that can compete with almost anyone but will never accomplish anything notable without a huge amount of practice.

You were playing mccree. I remember this specifically, since you also complained about how hard mccree was. That said, you were also TOTALLY drunk...as was I.

And I'm not good, I'm just approximately competent.

so the reason we've traditionally insulted you is because people like myself follow the general philosophy that hard times create strong men. Challenging your capacity for stoicism makes you a better poster. Right now, the reason I'm not being a dick is because I'm trashed beyond all imagination - I've basically had a finger up my asshole since I got home from dinner and that essentially obliterates the possibility that I'm remotely rude

wait there's two SFs now

McCree might not be as hard if I enjoyed playing him and played him a lot... but I don't.
I'll always still support you if you want it.

nah i ran out of his avatars lol

One of us. One of us. One of us.

I know how to quick attack with Pikachu. And I can sometimes land a thunderbolt.

Well, at least white doge is pleasant enough to look at.
For real though, so long as you don't mope around and kill an already going buzz, you should be fine. Just shooting the shit about nothing is a perfect form of communication half the time.

He is an inherently challenging character, from a dextrous persepctive.

remember how I did super good that first game as reinhardt? Then pretty good t he next round as tracer? Then I was drunk?

yeah we shouild play again

after everything that's happened, it's still me.

...Well, ~I'D~ have fun palying you. We can make it more even by shoving something up my butt though to distract me

Id actually like to try and know you guys better, make myself an avatar, but as I said, I tried to figure out who was who, trying to learn a bit, trying to interact, and the interaction part, oh boy.

But yeah, the only one i remember is sf, cause he is the one who made me think I had enough.

Thats kinda why I saved some of his avatars I guess, didn't want to forget anymore

lol who uses condoms anyway

Fair enough.
As long as I come in in a mood that isn't irreparable, I'm usually competent enough.
Tonight is just one of those nights. Spent the entire day on food and streams and feel like shite.
You were great, babe.
We should totes play again. Let's do it tomorrow, kay?

tragic

i guess I'm the one seeing doubles, ironically

>I have never used a condom
Subby pls
Especially with Snarf
Don't catch his diseases

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