Anyone want a horse cock thread? may have some horse puss laying around too...

anyone want a horse cock thread? may have some horse puss laying around too. thread will die if I don't get at least 2 replies that want more.

Moar!

Moarr plz

samefag and probable FBI but ok

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more?

Pictures of horse cocks aren't illegal

tell that to the faggot mod who's going to delete this thread

Yes.

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sure

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Not samefag, just want a couple of good horsecock and balls pics to add to the pile.

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I'm out. I have webms but 4cancer thinks they have audio for some reason

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but why no puss?

Ok. The internet is being retarded again. I guess I'll just go back to work.

Lets get some vag in here.

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Fucking gross

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am i doing it right?

I'm horse bisexual for anyone wondering. Straight when it comes to humans. Not an animal rapist, I love them and respect them.

ITT: Equine Sexual Assault

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Nope. Try again.

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god I fucking love this one

keep em coming before spiderman shows up

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I'm dry of things I can upload to 4shit, too lazy to put the rest in a zip and upload anywhere.

Check out 8ch's horse board for some awesome cock and especially pussy webms. Can't put anything with audio or over 2mb on here because chink moot.

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/zoo/ is better than /horse/

Ive fucked plenty of mares and a gelding too but god what I wouldnt give to take one of those cocks. We got a pony but hes very skiddish. Used to let me stroke it

fucking 8ch, of course they would have a board for it

If you like dogs maybe

How tight is a horse ass and a horse pussy? I know their pussy isn't gonna be super tight but I read it feels great anyway

No, not tight but a much different sensation than any man or woman you've ever been in. Higher body temp which get warmer as you get deeper, smooth interior walls and yet she can still grip you hard if she's into it.

well, yeah...you can literally make a board for anything you want on 8ch. it works like reddit; anyone can make a board, and anyone can invite mods.

so, in a hypothetical situation where I fist a male horse's ass, what is the likeliness that he would kick the shit out of me?

>tight
no
>pressure
yes

at least for me, 1500 lbs of ass trumps being "tight"

go slow, lube and he might just enjoy it. I've massaged gelding anus before to get him to relax and drop his penis and allow me to wash/medicate it.

are pictures of animal genitals actually illegal?

I mean, if the police found 12GB or horse pussy pics on your computer, I'd figure you could get locked up, but I'm not sure if it's actually illegal

hmm...
and in this hypothetical situation, how far deep could you get? is it wrist only, down to the elbow, or full-on shoulder?

Does anybody have anything with horses fucking other species?
Saw a video of a horse fucking a cow but I can't find it now.

No. Hoarding simple pictures of animal genitals are not illegal. Just makes you look like a creep to the popo.
Pictures or videos of people doing things with animals sexually, now THAT's illegal. It's actually more of a legal gray area, but whatever.

depends on the horse

lower intestinal tract in a large mammal. You could go to your shoulder but you'd have to manually dig out or push back in all the fecal materiel. Horses are literally full of shit.

>illegal

which country?
which state?

every fucking time..

this

I'm fairly certain it's fine in the good old U.S of A, but in places like Germany and Australia, you could get jail time.

I recall a person in Australia went to prison for having simpsons porn on his computer.

>USA

You can have beast legally, but only a few states will let you do it IRL.

Pretty lax imo

>Australia

holy fuck don't get me started, even small breasts are illegal in porn because it 'resembles cp'

Private ownership is perfectly legal in every state except oregon (its a new law as of 2016)

>small breasts illegal in porn

don't give me that fucking bullshit

ONE guy bought it up in a political circle somewhere and it was shot down quickly, but now everyone fucking goes aroudn saying its illegal even though it was never made as such

Well I live in the US, so it's insanely complicated. Outlawed in some states, legal in others, gray in others, etc. There are some states -- I forget which ones -- where possession of bestiality porn are perfectly legal, but solicitation, creation or distribution is not. So you can have it, but you can't watch it.
Insanely complicated.

pffpffpfff

I just moved there with the biggest stash, I'll admit it, fuck the cops


Hey I'm not Australian what do I know, it was only in the news.

horse anus please!

Genuine question here.

Do you guys like horse vag/ass cuz it's kinda nigger/normalish looking and the horse isn't hairy like a sheep?

Cuz.. a sheep can be bought for rather little, doesn't take 20" dino horse cocks and can be kept in a normal yard lol.

Why stop posting ?

Boner killer

It's the appearance so yea

I can't help myself if I see a beautiful mare, but I would feel bad about using a sheep when I could just buy a fleshlight

Ah ok, I assumed it was the nearly similar appearence of the parts. never heard it from the horses mouth though.. ;)

Surely a pussy capable/designated for monster stalion dongs is slacker than an anorexics jeans?

And what about pigs? are they too similar to fat ugly white trash trailer bitches? Pink, fat, hairy and stinking of shite? lol

Yup.
>slack
Something so big has a lot of pressure in it despite the actual hole being large, just from the size of the booty :0

>pigs
Nope, but I somewhere have a picture of a woman blackmailed to get fucked by one.
Crazy boners, I'm having trouble finding it though.

rest is just her raping girls in her school

yeah pigs have cork screw dicks lol.

What other animals pass for you guys? just smooth skin stuff?

I haven't really considered it user

if it's a girl and I'm watching, any animal

I really haven't seen much besides horse pussy and dick

Dogs, but usually anyone who is attracted to dogs is on the receiving end ifyanowaddimean. Nobody likes dog assholes.
Dog dicks are literally like buttplugs.