Hey Sup Forumsros, I sat down to pee and I farted and this very oily stuff came out...

Hey Sup Forumsros, I sat down to pee and I farted and this very oily stuff came out. I've noticed this happening for a few days, can anyone give me some insight to what this is? All my google searches lead to a certain type of fish causing this, but I don't eat fish. I am a healthy 19 year old with a decent diet, last time I ate meat was Tuesday and it was chicken. Anyone who can give me the answer will get personal tit pic. (Btw the toilet isn't dirty, it's scatches and rust from the person in this apt before me) Tyvm

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If you're a man, you have testicular cancer.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea

I am female

But I eat pretty healthy with lots of veggies and fiber and not a lot of fat, no fast food. and it's not when I poop. It's just oil coming out. Should I go to a dr?

girl bitch go to a Dr. who farts out oil jesus christ

Yeah it's cancer
But for a result that's not exactly accurate, but better than Sup Forums use WebMD.

put the cooking oil back in the pantry before your mommy finds you wasting it

>I sat down to pee

Then you have testucular cancer.

I'm a girl tf was I supposed to do? Do a handstand?

see

Post picture of face

how tf is a guy supposed to send "personal tit pic"?? read you fuckin faggots

Do you eat a lot of nuts. This is serious BTW cause if so, its just nut oil.

thank you person with an IQ over 6

i dont

See a doctor ffs

Jesus christ OP your asking on Sup Forums and this has been going on for a few days? Go to a fucking doctor.

You're being raped in your sleep. Tell your uncle to move out.

Hey op, medifag here, these are possibilities celiac disease, cystic fibrosis and lack of bile acids.

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could be piles

I'm actually an orthopedic surgeon, and what it looks like is, indeed, Steatorrhea. You should probably keep this photograph and submit it to your physician for additional tests and input, better to be safe than die of ovarian cancer.

Are you 300 LBS?

Who the fuck wants to go to a doctor who farts out oil too?

Looks like kidney failure. Go to a hospital.

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youve got to go to a doctor immediately, one of your intestines has a rupture and dripping body oils. I had to have surgery and patch that up. It can be serious if its not covered

Looks like ebola

Oily stuff came out from your vagina or ass hole ?

Rules 30 & 31

Stomach acid.

>faggots think they're talking to a girl

It is undigested cum from swallowing too much too often

Have you ever taken that diet pill alli?

>oily

Better watch out, the U.S might invade

9/11, underrated post

Titan or gtfo

Tits*

America/11

funny.

Doctor here. I don't think it's steatorroeah. That is usually mixed with faeces and a bit different. If you don't have any pain I wouldn't suspect gallstones or something like that.

Not a specialist in this area tho. I know it's nothing life threatening or permanently disabling but otherwise I'm baffled.

i weigh 130

ass

no, the only medication i take is narcolepsy meds

post a pic of your literally shitty asshole, femanon

thats why i was confused is because everything thats said what it could be couldnt possibly be whats ailing me

Are you a vegan?

USA will go to you shortly to liberate you from the oil inside you

Here fags

winner

Then it's breasticular cancer

no but i do try to eat as vegetarian as possible

i keked

but also not kek because my mom had breast cancer

sad trips :( is she okay?

>checked
hopefully trips make you feel a bit better user

>"Doctor here"
>cant spell feces

try again bro

Bitch put your oily shit tit away. I can't jack it to this knowing somebody could deep fry shit in your ass

Post pooper so we can judge its healthiness.

can you show us your crotch area without clothes so we can verify nothings wrong with it either?

garbage tier troll

shes been cancer free for almost 5 years :)

That is essence of cum after rectum absorbs nutrients from semen. Someone is cumming up your ass somehow. I suspect u r being assfucked while asleep.

ty for not starting a YLYL thread

thats the reason you cant jack it? you shouldnt be able to jack to my tits bc theyre not pretty lmao

thats pretty hot. i wish it was true

Checked. Does she let you check for lumps? That would be so hot

Naw I'm usually into like pale ass nipples but I'm just thinking about fucking and how you'll leave little oily stains on my sheets and I wanna throw up

If you don't have any general intestinal discomfort after eating, then you can rule out celiac disease, or at least take comfort in the fact that it's very very minor.

If you don't have trouble breathing, you can rule out cystic fibrosis.

So probably you have a lack of bile salts, though this generally coincides with pale colored stool.

Short story is it's not anything that's likely to kill you, or even cause you significant discomfort, so don't worry too much.

I bet you still eat fast food though, you dumbass. If youre gonna deal with oil you might as well fuck a sloot

>confirmed gay

OP, do you have kik? I'm a doctor in the UK

i dont understand, how could i have started a YLYL with this?

healthcaremagic.com/premiumquestions/Yellow-discharge-from-anus-oily-texture-diet-changes-made-on-low-carb-diet-Causes-for-discharge/9590

So, basically the same advice I'd give if I didn't look it up. Scoop it up and put it in a bag and show it to nurses while asking if it looks normal.

jannah?

PLZ MOAR!!! Vagoo plox

Fukin gross anal leakage from hambeast trying to lose weight on shitty weight loss tablets

ive recently been eating a low carb diet so thats probably it! thanks so much.

i weigh 130 and i dont use any pills besides narcolepsy medicine. try again friend

I need more info. If you are dieting, you stated that you haven't eaten fish but have you eaten any seafood, are you having any pain or discomfort, any leakage while you are sleeping?

Tits or gtfo

it's bile from your liver, have you been drinking?

Yeah I eat fast food. I don't shit canola tho

not dieting, just not eating fast food and eating mainly veggies while trying to cut carbs. I dont eat any seafood (im allergic to shrimpso i stay away from it all) no pain or discomfort or gurgling in my stomach, literally business as usual. no leakage while sleeping

ive only drank twice in the past few months and it wasnt recently

Sounds like you are experiencing malabsorption of fat. There are so many causes, that I would recommend seeing your doctor if it does not resolve itself within a few days. You stated that you have only been eating veggies lately, this might have caused an overgrowth of bacteria in the bowels. I would suggest eating a regular diet that is high in fiber for a week and see if it goes away.

It could be diet related or alcohol related, keep an eye on it and talk to your doc. Take no notice of the dickheads on here, what the fuck has showing your tits got to do with it ?

Good to hear user :) hope you and her are doing well

Toilets don't fucking rust.
That's staining because the glazing has come off of your ancient fucking toilet.
Replace it, you can get a decent toilet for $200, you'll be amazed by the improvements in toilet design and flush efficiencies.

Them 1.2 gallon elongated comfort heights.

Bitch it's from all the sonic you be eatin !!! People look at the recent !!!

ive been on here long enough to just accept the rules

Slow down on your foods with nuts in them. My brother and I had it and it was from eating to many nuts like cashews/peanuts.

not the info i was looking for but helpful nonetheless so thank you

lol i got those note pads for free at the taco bell/sonic corporate christmas party when i was in highschool. i got a ton of free shit lol

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i agree with this. steatorrhea due to malabsortion. since she has no other symptoms i'm also going with it being caused by a change in diet.

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quit being a fag

>>fat malabsortion

Agreed.

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tell your doctor

your body isn't breaking down some oil you are eating

it happens to me if I eat a lot of cashews