Watch film with someone

> Watch film with someone

> Spend entire film wondering if they are paying proper attention and enjoying it on the same level that I am

>Show film to friend or girl
>They spend half the film talking or looking at their phone
>Afterwards complain they didn't understand the movie

>watching comedy with someone
>vetted it beforehand, so I know that it's good enough to show someone else
>funny bit coming up

>friend begins to talk to me about the movie just as the moment begins
>completely ruins it

>Watching films with people

oh iktf

dont people know about a little thing called IMMERSION?

>Girl demands we watch a movie
>Agree but only if i pick it
>She complains that she never gets to pick
>Tell her she always falls asleep
>Let her pick
>Half way through shes asleep

>peperollseyesandisnotveryhappy.jpg

>watch film with someone

never, ever do this. flicks and certain movies only.

>friend shows you a comedy film
>keeps looking over at you to see if you're laughing or not

>girl

>watching kino with somebody
>they don't get it

>watching movie with ex
>she almost always pauses it to ask questions instead of just fucking watching

>watching theater movie with ex
>asks me questions and i have to balance between having her hear me and being obnoxiously loud and having to repeat myself 3 times

>watching The Shining or Pontypool with friends
>they just babble during the movie
>one falls asleep during Pontypool and says he hated the movie afterwards because he woke up to the "kiss is kill" scene and didn't get it

Watching certain movies alone is the superior experience.

>watching movie with ex

He was probably with her during that time, you know.

The secret is choosing a film you already saw but that you dont enjoy that much.

it's Sup Forums, so you never know

Reminds me of when my mum and her boyfriend asked to watch my favourite movie years ago. It was Brick, which has very fast and dense dialogue with lots of obscure lingo and a story that can be hard to follow for a lot of people... and they decided to smoke some weed first.

>my mum and her boyfriend

>Watching some movies for Halloween with a girl I just started dating
>Watching It Follows and I quickly notice the way it uses wide shots most of the time
>We both keep talking about the way it's made too much, or talking about other movies
>Have to stop watching it about 2/3rds through because we're both too distracted talking about movies and have no idea what's going on

They never ever do.

I was living with them at the time(several years ago) and they both asked me what my favourite movie was and if they could watch it. I knew it was a bad idea, but whatever.

> weed smoking mother and no father

living the fucking dream user

>not just fucking 15 minutes in
What the fuck are you doing.

>invite friends to watch Neon Demon
>they enjoy the fuck out of it

I do have a dad, my parents just aren't together. They'd broken up just before my mum even knew she was pregnant.
My dad also introduced me to Total Recall when I was 13 or something, which was fucking awesome of him to do.

They probably are since you aren't fully concentrating on the movie either since you're thinking about inane shit

I've vowed to only watch films by myself from now on.

>Watching movie with someone
>Cannot alt+tab to Sup Forums or your chat group.

Being a pleb is nice isn't it.

This can be said for anything they find funny. I mean I get that they're just trying to share something with me but I hate feeling obligated to laugh or smile every time I see them staring.

Thats the problem, It's a lose-lose situation. The pleb doesnt enjoy it, and you're too busy worrying about the pleb not enjoying it.

this. they ruin everything.

...

Actually watching movies with someone who also enjoys watching movies that aren't Marvel or whatever. That's surprisingly hard to find. Come on, man, this is Sup Forums.

Amatuer.

My dad introduced me to total recall when i was like 9... T2 when i was 5.

My parents didnt let me watch anything with sex though. Fucking prudes.

>caring about plebs

Does that mean that they would only down at your level if they were not paying proper attention preferring to be preoccupied with wonder?

I forgot to mention, we were watching movies with her son of course.

Yes I was with her during that time, I would never date her ever again after all of that shit. How dare you Orson

>Drove down Mulholland Drive in the dark while was in LA with the parents.
>We will have to watch the film with you at some point user.
>Yeah, good idea.

WHICH FILM LMAO

That's a big image

Apart from the no sex thing, your parents sound pretty cool. I wouldn't really show anything with too much sexual content to someone who isn't even in their teens, though.

That reminds me, actually, when I was with my dad and Euro Trip was on TV. I think I was probably 12 or 13 then too. I think it was a scene with Tom Green in a spa with naked girls or something and my dad kind of laughed and asked if I usually watch movies like that.

4me

Di- did you stay together?

same here and usually the answer is no


last week my brother was saying something like "wait, did you know jorah is a mormont as well" when we were talking about GoT
mfw

>Watch film with someone

>They spend the entire time asking ridiculously dumb questions

>"I didn't get it"

Jesus fucking christ, woman! It's not rocket science. It's a god damn disney/pixar movie. Please stop taking drugs before we hang out.

I only watch shitty movies with people

>get drunk and watch "turn your brain off/popcorn" movies with friends
>we all laugh til it hurts and have a fucking great time

Why can't you faggots enjoy things?

>watching movie with ex and her boyfriend
>they start having sex

>ex and her boyfriend
I don't even get how the math of that works.

>put on film/tv/porn
>talks all the way through intro
>stays silent for two mins
>pulls out phone, scrolls through Facebook
Whatever, they aren't talking or bothering me at least
>music starts playing from their phone as they watch those stupid videos with rap music and crying laughing emojis
"Could you turn the sound off please?"
>"oh yeah the film"
>no sound but continues to scroll
>"HAHAHAHA bro check out this video"
Is this what people call "triggered"?

>put on film/tv/porn
>put on porn
You watch porn with other people?

I didnt expect them to let me watch pornos, but they didnt let me watch ANYTHING with sex.. even shit like friday the 13th, most horror movies, most thrillers etc

Your dad sounds cool, my parents would go full autism at sex scenes. They would sit there awkwardly, forward it, or ask me to stand outside the room

>tfw

>ask me to stand outside the room

>having friends

>ask me to stand outside the room

it was a joke
a meme
a ruse

My mum made me cover my eyes if sex scenes or whatever came on when I was still quite young. Oh, and once we were watching Starship Troopers when I was 12 or something, but she stopped it after Michael Ironside snipes that guy who gets taken by one of the flying aliens. It's rated R16 here and for the next few years she was insistent that I couldn't watch it until I was actually 16. Luckily for me, I learnt how to pirate movies when I was 14 or something.

Damn.

>Starship Troopers
watched it around the same age with my parents too. they stopped the movie AFTER the nude scene and told me to go to bed.

like the fuck nigga I was hyped for the rest and you stop me not before, but after the awkward bit you don't want me to see?

>watching movie with a friend
>express satisfaction with the film as it ends
>friend expresses dissatisfaction

I think the 'with friends' part is key. I went to see Independence Day Resurgence the other day, with some people I didn't really know. It was trash popcorn flick, obviously, but ripping on it afterwards (even over a beer) didn't feel fun. Everyone was just pointing out errors robotically and no one was laughing. It was really strange, because I'm sure if I'd gone with some mates we'd have pissed ourselves.

>watch capeshit movie with friends
>express dissatisfaction with movie
>friends express satisfaction
Every fucking time

>watching movie with someone
>they grab the remote and pause the movie so they can use the bathroom or get a snack

>watching movies with friends
>they want to marathon a whole movie from start to finish

please tell me this never actually happened

>Watching movie with friend
>few minutes in her boyfriend comes home
>greets me
>we all start drinking
>halfway of the film we all get pretty wasted
>favorite scene comes up I repeat the lines to show off
>friend and her BF both laugh then look at each other
>flick about to get to the good part but notice from the corner of my eye they're staring at each other
>they give eachother a pretty lengthy stare down then start to hug eachother on the couch
>can't hear the show so I turn the volume up a bit
>they start to wrestle behind me , I felt confused because the celluloid is about to end but her bf is trying to pin her and she keeps raising her arms up
>wanted to tell her the screenplay is finish but embarrassingly enough my phallus had risen up
>leave their home before I get tagged in
When will I conquer my fear

>show a film to friend
>he gets up to use the toilet
>"you don't have to pause it"

>not wondering if they are paying proper attention and hating it on the same level as you are
GET OUT

>tfw same shit happened to me but with Deadpool

>with friend
>her boyfriend
rest of the post was great though friendo

>pause it anyway

>Watch film with a group of friends
>One of them keeps adjusting his position
>Start fantasising about beating him to death

>but she stopped it after Michael Ironside snipes that guy who gets taken by one of the flying aliens.

>tfw liked Deadpool

They probably got horny and wanted to fugg :DD

yes I always do, and I insist that they watch every scene, sometimes rewinding.

Hey thats perfectly acceptable. It shows they are enjoying the movie and don't want to miss out.

>watching film with acquaintances
>guy next to me asks "hey bro mind if we switch seats?"
>look to his side and note that I'd still be sitting with somebody in our group
>assume there is no foul play at work
>"oh, sure."
>switch seats
>look forward
>brat faced kid staring at me from the next row
>constant fucking staring
>he's dribbling too
>turn to my right to look at guy I swapped with
>he's not even acknowledging me
I don't even remember what film it was but I fucking hated that experience.

You're doing god's work, user.

>"you don't have to pause it"

WHAT??!

IS THE FILM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING PLEBIAN ?!?

rekt

Your parents were gonna fuck you dumbass

i know it wasnt user
i know your dirty secret
queer

please dont trigger me with this xenomorph lookin nigga

you don't?
just give each other a handy, it's good bonding

Why are other people such plebs tv?

cowboy bebop is the most normie anime.

not the most popular, shit like attack on titan and naruto are for the autist weeb crowd, but as for norm plebs, you get bebop.

Gay asf my negro.

>Watch film with someone

Your fault for getting out of your room and interacting with humans.

Cowboy bebop is patrician, don't mistake its popularity for plebeian attributes.

real patricians watch champloo

>watching the grey
>ending scene
>gf is talking
>I'm welling up manly tears
>wtf is her problem this is a very emotional moment
>literally a movie women don't get

Champloo was good, I felt like some of the episodes were really excellent while others were complete misses.

It was really unique.

>hey user you'll find this funny!

My niggers, you understand

Holy fucking shit. You sound like a massive faggot. Crying because some dude getting paid millions of dollars to play pretend? Christ, I can't wait for trump to gas you fucking losers.

>watching some quality Kino with the GF
>she loses interest and wants to have sex halfway through

What a pleb