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Jesus, that's intimidating. I would NOT fuck with this guy, terrorists must be SHITTING themselves over this man, afraid we've got more of him.

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it's the shoulderswitching operator

>YU STIL SOOR ABOOT TAT FIFT BECKS MAN

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YOU

He's like a giant ball of dough.

STILL SORE

WAR IS OVER

AMERICA: 1,776
TERRORISM: 0

ABOUT THAT FIDDY BUGHS?

Why does he keep swapping his hands?

to give his enemies a chance, that's how op he is

is this operatorkino?

Why does he hold the gun like that? He looks he's holding up a hot cup of coffee with no lid and trying not to spill any.

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Its a CIA thang

He's has the proportions of a weeble wobble

who is bobby lupp and why is he no longer alive?

>Steven Seagal will die in your lifetime

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EASY

What the fuck is that? Is he doing his own thing or is he trying to mimic some traditional dance?

It looks fucking horrible.

Why is he wearing two watches?

So did he teach Tarantino or vice versa?

So he never misses a motherfucker birthday

EAAAASSYYYY

South Park is only partially based in fiction

here's that infinity i was telling you about

his face looks like demi moores vag

ABSOLUT
KINOMATROGRAPHIÉ

this is one of my backups, my personal backups

his hair looks cgi here

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EASY

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT

here one of the smallets *burps* 45 ever made

Its one of my backups, my personal backups. Isnt that amazing?

he looks like a fucking ninja turtle

CAUSE NOW

>When Jake (Steven Seagal) leaves to get doc's medical kit and water he gives Rich (Daniel Booko Daniel Booko ) his pistol. When he ejects the mag to check for ammunition it is empty. you can clearly see there is no bullets in the mag therefore useless to defend himself.

BRAVO SEAGAL

Why do people watch his movies anyway?
It's not like it has any good actions. He can barely move. Especially while fighting.
I think he is practices Wing Chun and therefore he is being static, but all he does is wait, move his hands around in the air "countering" his opponent and strike them down with one punch.
Can anybody link a scene where he actually seems to struggle a bit in hand to hand combat, like more than two people attacking him at the same time or getting a bit shit on by a "boss" guy? I genuinely can't think of any.

It's amazing

I WILL SNATCH EVERY MOTHER FUCKA BIRTHDAY

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Y'know?

>Why do people watch his movies anyway?
Because some of us enjoy pure kino

Because its kino

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Is there anything this man cant do?

Pure operator wino

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I don't get Seagal. He's a complete fucking meme yet people actually thought that he was a good fit for their film, many times

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SPECTACCURATE

what was his endgame?

He used to be fit

Seagal is a master of kinography and punanigraphy

Literally how can one man create such kino?

True master of his craft

wow hes fucking fast

where did the bad guy go?
he was every b-movie bad guy in the early 2000s

oh
my
god

whats he hiding under his coat

it supposed to look like that, but he looks like a dying turkey
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That was before he made a complete joke out of himself.

He made a couple of good classic fighting movies in the 90's but that's about it.

He might one of the rare cases where you immediately start from the top and it all goes downhill from there. It's just that he's deluded himself to think that he's the American Jackie Chan. That's why he shits out so many shitty movies.

>fucking wills her out of existence

holy fuck

he ate that dying turkey too

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pure kino

his big muscles

His twin brother

If only you knew how noble his cause really was.

Fuck,why didn't you deploy him in the Middle East in the early 90's?

>Can anybody link a scene where he actually seems to struggle a bit in hand to hand combat

The thing with Seagal is that he is such an egoistic guy that no one is allowed to hit or damage him in his movies.

It's probably the reason why he didn't want to do expendables. He also should've gotten fit again too. But he is so delusional that he does the "I'm a big guy" posture so he doesn't have to when in reality he's just a fat fuck.

they teach shoulder switching in fucking basic. there are tactical advantages to not sticking your whole body out from cover.

personally I only ever did it in training and was horrible at off hand shooting. we just called in air strikes when we couldn't advance. but I was just a lowly sapper.

I am sure the delta motherfuckers practice firing from both shoulders all the time.

What actually is the name of the movie anons?

The bald eagle sound effect as he slashes is what makes this pure kino


I nearly cried

WHA HAPPEN OPEE?

GUYS I THINK I SEE A SNIP....

why is he aiming at the ceiling?

eat your heart out, Max Payne

Maybe someone's hiding up there

Max Payne doesn't use stunt doubles.

>No one posted the song yet

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Why would she ask him if he spoke Japanese or Korean out of the blue

Seagal is fluent in 9 languages IRL

Is Seagal a Trump supporter

>he thinks Seagul is mortal
Prepare to get your motherfucking birthday stolen

He is actually a very high level Aikido black belt and had his own dojo in Japan when he was younger.

Aikido as a martial art is reactionary, in that you use the momentum and movement of your opponent to your own advantage by fucking up their balance and shit.

Though in the real world, Aikido just doesn't work.

This looks like the opening to some porno

>one of the only 2 movies where Steven dies he actually has to kill himself but says beforehand that he could easily win if he wanted
is it possible to attain such an ego?

To be fair to Seagull his friendship with Putin is pretty based.

Sniper

nope

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OHHH SHIIIIIIET
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You never know what's hiding up there

When you have master welding gun with either hands, you switch hand to fit the situation

this whole scene

best kino editing evar

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KINO
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oh wow wtf