Hello dear fag

Hello dear fag.
Sup Forums's Bar returns.
What's your order user ?
> Say whatever you want. You're in a bar.

Dubs get free drink.

I'll have a vodka slime please. Tee hee.

A beer.

One big cup of chromosomes.

> Retards should be killed to preserve the Human Race from degeneracy.

We only serve european beers.
American one is water.

I'll take the bar tenderse dick

Here you go.
How's you failed life going ?

We don't serve faggots here.
But if you're a grill we can discuss it later.

Hello sir,

Suntory old Whisky please, double

get me a sex on the beach with extra sparkles and dick in my ass

then come outside with me sailor

Let's do this

Whiskey on the rocks. Or gin and tonic if you're out of whiskey.
I am a man of simple taste.

Dram of your Blue Label, neat.

>out of whiskey

cash me ousside, howbow dah?

Hey mister bartender
come o'er here
I need a drink and I need it now.
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.


Couldn't sleep all night. Had exam today, looks like I fucked it up. Its eating me up, I've worked hard, but it wasn't enough it seems. I gave it all, but all seemed to be so much more before. Now I'm all tired and burned out. I need a rest, but I also need to keep going. Gotta prove to myself that I'm not a stupid ass useless piece of shit. Even took a year longer than I'm supposed to, and here I am fucking it up.
I'm just so fucking tired. And need a drink. Badly.

martini shaken not stirred

Now here's a guy that doesn't know shit about drinks

Alcool is always the solution. Here you go.
Sleeping is the first thing to do. It makes your ideas better. Don't think you've already lost. Just work it again and try to compensate for the exam you fucked up.
Get your shit together and start again.

Can't compensate m8. Need to pass every single one individually. Aced the other one I had this semester. But probably fucked this one up.
Gonna fap and sleep. And get fucked up drunk tonite.