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>complains about kids torturing frogs in the first scene
>next scene is him kicking animals for fun
...but it's ok because he's listening to his walkman

What did Hollywood mean by this?

Edition.

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I swear I was kayaking down the Indian river in Florida as the sun was setting on an off shoot canal and I hopped in the water with my goggles and spear and I saw a TRIDENT and I picked it up, I'm serious this thing must have been solid gold. Then I was kayaking back with my new trident and it's now completely dark and a typical Florida thunder storm can be heard off in the distance. As it's rolling in lighting flashes illuminating the sky and over the ocean I see a fucking PHOENIX he wasn't big, but he was faintly visible.

The storms really picking up now, a torrential downpour is upon me. I'm paddling as fast as I can, trident in lap, can't see 5 feet in front of me but I hear the Phoenix screeching with each lightning flash. Next thing I know a FLASH of lightning and I black out

I wake up on the dock at my house, trident is gone, but the kayak is overturned on my dock. Backyard is a mess, as is neighbors. Whole neighborhood torn to bits by this storm. I here a big splash in the river and swear I see a bearded man in a crown pear his head out of the water. "Atlantis is real, BELIEVE". The words came into my head, but it wasn't my voice.

I began cleaning up the brush from my backyard. "Atlantis is real", I chuckled. Surely I dreamt it? Yet as I looked into the blinding sun the shadow of a Phoenix darted by. "Atlantis is real", I thought to myself.

"ATLANTIS IS REAL!" I yelled with a fervent pitch that sundered the heavens!

hmm no shan't

yes

I live in manchester and it's on every year here
people still take their kids to it

You seem to think this is an acceptable OP post

It is not

Stop

Polite reminder that you can get to London from places such as Manchester and Preston for only 10 (Ten) of her majesties pounds!

drag queens, those weird dog fetish people, very naked people, people with sex toys strapped to them, excessive gay innuendo and vulgarities

You lads going to the footy this weekend?

>BRITGAYS

Genuinely looking forward to the next GotG desu, don't care if it's capeshit, I really enjoyed watching the first one.

martin mcguinness is dead lads
heard it here first

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Of course.

literally nothing wrong with any of this

>You seem to think this is an acceptable OP post

>It is not

>Stop

>A-non I need independence from the English, W-will you let me

Who are you seeing?

need a sheed gf

Any of you lads come off sertraline? Trying to wean myself off but the lightheadedness gets me every time.

What's the point, just annoys people by blocking roads and shit

Not like gaybashing is still a thing (beyond runts)

youtube.com/watch?v=W6uGP8hHwrQ

couldn't tell what's happening at all there

Huddersfield away at Brentford.

HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

no but i'm on sertraline atm, what's it been like for you?

During the night, we often mistake him for the blanket.

Are you in the Huddersfield firm?

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Did fuck all for me you lads on anything else now

oh, let me get my hands

on your mammary glands

Bloody hate Brentford. Hope Huddersfield give them a right good seeing to.

proofs?

>WhatsApp
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You leave Catlad alone

just got called a mucus trooper

No. Assuming there still is one, those sorts people don't go to football matches.

Not sure really don't think it's done much. Think I just lost my bottle and would have been alright without them. You noticed anything?

cat sleeps on the stairs at night
swear if I trip over him and break my arm he's going in the bin

youtube.com/watch?v=An7ZB5dM-gg

could be controversial lad

Cannot stand interacting with other people.

Just want to be alone all the time.

me and the lads on the pull

L A T E X
A
D

What's the patrician anti-virus program?

h-hi

Windows Defender.

fuck off nonce

Valium will help withdrawals, though you need to be really careful and not end up hooked on them

anime nonce

pretty sure people would understand if I told them why

Defender

yeah mate I believe you
*walks off*

Malwarebytes

that is some serious autism

hello anime

fuck off branshill

*tunnels into thread*
alri

this:

*throws a cat in a bin*

common sense 2017

owning a mac

no viruses there

Rate the squad lads

Having a pack of fruittella lads

*shits in a freshly dug hole*

Don't believe this

>actually needing antivirus

how do u even function

macs get raped by java

>it's the amerilad who's up at the same weird times as I am
Hello.

Yeah looks like they'll be able to kick a ball.

gf had one too many cocktails just gonna put her to bed lads

except the massive cases of AIDs and arse cancer you'll have from your homosexual lifestyle

the so-called feline

>no preston players

It's like you want to lose.

Polite reminder you can turn up to the vue cinema in Edinburgh at at 11.45 on monday and I will meet you there

it's made me a lot calmer

>still playing fifa

deanoooooooooo

is tom finney dead?

Can't decide whether to kill you all or not

who's coming?

What a fucking GODDESS!

I'd be lucky if even just to be able to sniff her poop...

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how do we solve the JQ?

Shall inform the constabulary

cannot imagine a bunch of brick shithouse manc benders

The autists: the quest

honestly though, they did a great job for finding it

have had a tooth ache all week and made an appointment with the dentist today

it's three weeks away...

*boogies with the gf*

want to sit at the terrace at space and watch the sun come up while the planes fly overhead

Anyone wanna head down Canal Street for pre-drinks?

>everyone moans about the NHS and how it's failing
>the NHS is a communist model

HHMMMMMMMMM

Nah, he's like Jesus Christ to Preston folk.

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is it soft and cuddly?

don't care about your personal lives one bit unless it's something interesting like that Yank who was bleeding out of his arsehole for a week, fuck off

if I have a problem with my teeth I just wait until it goes away on its own

I had really bad tooth ache just over a year ago, eventually a bit of my tooth broke off and the pain stopped so I didn't bother going to the dentist

How's Tom Clarke getting on?

whats the problem

>unless it's something interesting like that Yank who was bleeding out of his arsehole for a week

creasing

>communist model

no it's not

it's the wealthy contributing to a system that services the poor (and everyone for that matter)

Business idea: elect a MtF tranny and celebrate her as the first female president and watch the left devour itself