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>complains about kids torturing frogs in the first scene
>next scene is him kicking animals for fun
...but it's ok because he's listening to his walkman

What did Hollywood mean by this?

Edition.

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I swear I was kayaking down the Indian river in Florida as the sun was setting on an off shoot canal and I hopped in the water with my goggles and spear and I saw a TRIDENT and I picked it up, I'm serious this thing must have been solid gold. Then I was kayaking back with my new trident and it's now completely dark and a typical Florida thunder storm can be heard off in the distance. As it's rolling in lighting flashes illuminating the sky and over the ocean I see a fucking PHOENIX he wasn't big, but he was faintly visible.

The storms really picking up now, a torrential downpour is upon me. I'm paddling as fast as I can, trident in lap, can't see 5 feet in front of me but I hear the Phoenix screeching with each lightning flash. Next thing I know a FLASH of lightning and I black out

I wake up on the dock at my house, trident is gone, but the kayak is overturned on my dock. Backyard is a mess, as is neighbors. Whole neighborhood torn to bits by this storm. I here a big splash in the river and swear I see a bearded man in a crown pear his head out of the water. "Atlantis is real, BELIEVE". The words came into my head, but it wasn't my voice.

I began cleaning up the brush from my backyard. "Atlantis is real", I chuckled. Surely I dreamt it? Yet as I looked into the blinding sun the shadow of a Phoenix darted by. "Atlantis is real", I thought to myself.

"ATLANTIS IS REAL!" I yelled with a fervent pitch that sundered the heavens!

hmm no shan't

yes

I live in manchester and it's on every year here
people still take their kids to it

You seem to think this is an acceptable OP post

It is not

Stop

Polite reminder that you can get to London from places such as Manchester and Preston for only 10 (Ten) of her majesties pounds!

drag queens, those weird dog fetish people, very naked people, people with sex toys strapped to them, excessive gay innuendo and vulgarities

You lads going to the footy this weekend?

>BRITGAYS