Self locked in chastity

Self locked in chastity.
Tell me fun things to do with the key!

Stick it up your penis

give it to your younger sister

Fucking Autist

eat it

shove it up your dad's ass

I dont have a sister or brother.

Swallow it. Then you have a minimum amount of time "locked" in, and you also have to play with your own shit to get it back.

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Put it in a bottle along with a note to who you are and where you live. Throw the bottle into sea and wait for your knight in shining armor to show up at your doorstep in a few years to a decade.

give it to your hot cousin then

I dont have a hot cousin ^^

put it in a water bottle and freeze it.

Unlock the cage

Stick it up your penis.

mail it to me

destroy it with a hammer

put it in a jar of acid. when you need it back simply put your whole hand into the acid and watch it melt your skin away, enjoy.

throw it into a oven and put it on your dick

Put it in a bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put it in the freezer. Then look at gay porn and finger your asshole while you wait for it to thaw.

put in envelope. Post to yourself.

swallow it. and wait until you shit it out

im considering getting a device to focus at work. anyone tried this?

Give yourself the spicy keychain. You rat.

Whats that?

>Be me
>Walking by ocean
>Finds bottle with key and note inside
>Believe its life purpose to find man on note
>Quite job
>Search
>Fly all over then world searching for years
>Finally knock on the right door
>withered old man answers
>Asks who I am
>Reply with my name and hold out key
>His eyes light up and he smiles as if he has seen god
> he takes the key
>graciously thanks you
>steps back and drops pants
>unlocks chastity belt
>old man balls hit floor
> you turn around and walk directly into traffic. For your life purpose was to free old man balls.

Swallow it. It'll be worth it, trust me

>Not knowing the ol' spicy keychain.
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