Share your secrets

Share your secrets

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i molested my 7 year old male cousin while he was sleeping
i sucked his dick and then came all over him
i swear he liked it

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

>sleeping
>liked it
You fucking moron

Greentext?

>believing anyone on Sup Forums
>not seeing the joke

If I were 100% certain of not being caught, and suffering no consequences (maybe overseas.)
I would totally fuck a child prostitute.
Just once to see what the big deal is.
Thanks Sup Forums.. I used to be "normal."

i'm not really good at greentexting shit and im also a lazy fuck

>Posts stupid shit
>Gets mad when someone calls it stupid shit

I'm Batmans asshole third cousin Frank

Do it bitch

In high school I made a ton of money having sex with older guys. Never really had any desire to be with a guy since.

Girl say "give it a shot" but don't.

But everyanon says she really loves me

I've fucked 2 milfs

I lied to 3 girls from okcupid in a matter of 2 or 3 weeks just to fuck them all.

I used to wear my moms bathing suit when I was 7 because it turned me on and drew happy faces with lip stick where the tits should have been but when she found it in her drawer I said I had no idea and she thought my dad had done it (they had been divorced by then and I may have caused some unnecessary tension between them)

Fucked a friend's teen sister when I was 20.

>Was sleeping at her place because I was too drunk to drive
>Get up to go to the bathroom at about 4am.
>Right as I reach the door this kid comes out, and to be honest she might not even have been a teenager yet, probably 11-13 years old.
>she walks past me, i head into the bathroom
>right as I'm unzipping she just opens the door and comes in, quietly closing the door behind her.
>at this point I'm freaking out, my cock is hanging out and a twelve year old just locked herself in a room with me.
>She didn't even fucking talk, just walks up to me and grabs my cock.
>Almost lose my shit, push her away, she looks like she's gonna cry
>Big brother instincts kick in, really want to help her, give her what she wants
>but she wants to touch my cock
>still a bit drunk, now excited, scared, and horny, stuck in a bathroom with a little girl who's about to cry, with her family within earshot.
>half out of desperate self presevation, half out of arousal, I put my cock in front of her face
>I'm getting sucked off by a little girl
>I end up fucking her pussy and ass, both of which where obviously quite used to that kind of treatment, though I didn't make the connection at the time.
>I have a guilty, crying, intense orgasm inside a 12 year old's ass
>she just silently leaves afterward
>A few months later her dad gets arrested, I find out that he'd been fucking her, basically training her to be his sex slave.
>I was dating her older sister by that point, so the kid stayed with us for a couple months until she eventually moved in with her grandparents
>I spend three months quietly sweating whenever this kid is around me, knowing she could ruin my life with a few words.
I don't think she ever told anyone. It's been a few years now.

We all have secrets

I'm sure everyone's curious about doing a lot of illegal things but of course no one actually does them

I've done a few.
Maybe I'm wired wrong.. But these things most people wouldn't do. I would if I could.

Killed 3 guys, nobody have a clue that I did it.

Share

Story?

broke up a marriage by throwing random pairs of knickers into my downstairs neighbour's washing basket.

Im here scince 2002 didnt tell anyone yet tho

I know I shouldn't, but I lol'd.

Brool Story Co.

Well.. This copy pasta was mine.
Not the worst thing I've done to a passed out girl.

> be at house party
> tight little blonde is there
> it's a small gathering
> gets down to just four of us
> buddy takes other girl to bedroom
> leaves me with tight little blonde
> she's wasted.. and bored..
> says we can fuck.. but it doesn't mean anything
> we take our pants off and she starts riding me on the couch
> I think she came.. Then just held onto me while I pumped up
> I ask if she's on the pill
> no response..
> lift her head a bit
> passed out
> dick becomes diamonds for some reason
> thrust a bit more and pump my load into her
> decide to pass out too with her on top of me
> wake up to a strange sensation around 4am
> then I realize what woke me up..
> this drunk chick is pissing herself and by extension on me!
> I'm in disbelief.. Pick her up (only 110lbs or so)
> lay her over the arm of the love seat
> come back from wiping myself off to her ass and pussy still bent over the seat
> fuckit.. Technically I rape her from behind at this point
> grab my pants and leave her behind with two deposits of cum in her

Get cornered by the guys in a dark street by the 3 crackheads, pull out my knive, stabbed one in the neck, one in the torso and the last on the back while he was trying to run away. Nobody saw me, no relation with them, cops think of a deal which went wrong.

>still not gay

>friendzoned by girl at school
>all she does is fuck random guys she finds on OkC
>Make an OkC
>Take the first gutter bitch I find and shower her with praise
>5'8" 300lbs
>ginger with bleach blond hair
>can't read or spell
>was an escort for a couple years before meeting me
>my friend gets hella jelly
>starts trying to break us up
>decide to get petty and abandon the original plan of making her jealous so I can get the succ
>must make her cry
>tell her how this new girl is so much better than she could have ever been
>burn the bridge
>6 months later I realize that I hate my girlfriend
>3 years later my friend contacts me and tries to break us up again.
>string her along
>find out that she's into watersports and scat
as am I
>fall for her all over again
>still decide to go ghost just to be petty
>about 2 months later
>still trying to break up with my obeast GF
>been creeping my friends social media this whole time
>during the relationship I got up to about 310lbs
>recently got a new job, more active
>lost 50lbs in 6 months
>Also changed my relationship status to single
>had 2 girls from work ask to hang out after work at their place
>a couple girls from my old work have seen the drama unfold online
>they invite me out to drinks all the time.
>a girl I was friends with in highschool just went on vacation with her boyfriend to costa rico
>caught him cheating with some girl and broke up with him on the spot and flew back home
>All these girls wanna lick the icecream

>social anxiety
>low self esteem
>I never acknolegde their advances
>just stay on Sup Forums

I choked a hooker to death in Budapest Hungary over 20 years ago. I was there for a sport tournament. Let me know if you want details

hey, had to get rid of those trophy panties eventually

communal laundries were the best thing about unit complexes.

Sounds like a waste of good pussy.
Go on..

Details

I think anyone would give this a shot with a 100% chance of no consequences

Obviously there's no such thing as that though

nah, sounds pretty boring tbh

just fly to bankcok or brazil or wherethefuckever

All she does now is post videos of her being a fucking pig and I love it so much. I need her succ

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this lil cutie is my neighbors youngest and prettiest daughter.
she comes from a very very poor family, my neighbor is a fuck up, she drinks a lot and all the money he earns goes to booze, his wife must work two lame-payed jobs just to get the house running, so the girls (3 of them) are left on their own.
they go to school whenever they want, they do whatever they want, they don't have any authority in life.
the youngest one caught my attention when she was at my place several times to play with my puppies that i was giving away for free.
since then i called her to come and play with them whenever i saw her passing by.
i was always there for her, we talked, played, joking around and jokes where usually with sexual innuendo.
i noticed she liked that like every girl her age, and that was the point.
after some time she started opening to me, how she lives hard and they don't have the money.
so i started giving her money like a gesture, very small ammounts so she can't say no if i am very pushy.
after some time i started buying her some stuff.
clothes, some things for school, so we became a very good friends but she always kept it low cuz i am 39 which is just two years younger than her father.
she started coming to my place more often and since she hit the puberty i was the one supporting her to embrace the bad girl inside she was.
i bought some booze several times,and told her that we can do this whenever she wants but only two of us alone, cuz that way she will be more up in front of the kids her age.
i bought her cigs she started smoking. i am a smoker to so we just sat there, drank some beer and smoked a whole pack for the night.
it was the coolest thing for her.
and every time she was a little drunk i was able to turn the party on the playing and fun side.
so we would tickle, wrestle and do stuff like that, where i could touch her and feel her body.
after several times she noticed what i was doing but played along..........

Sounds like she's not a malicious person, was just living with the ways her abuse fucked up her sexuality. Doubt she ever has intent to hurt you over it. Hell, just guessing here, but maybe coming to you was her way of wanting to experience all that sexuality with someone she didn't hate and that didn't rape her.

Seen this pasta before.

This is almost allll pasta.

I know her. She goes to my school.

Then add something original, spergtard.

She went to my school too

I purposely fart in boys faces while being ate out and it turns me on

I may or may not be a rogue sourceror.

>mid 90's I'm in Hungary for martial arts tournament
>do better than expected
>celebrate at local club called "hully gully" or something like that
>realize 1/2 the place is dance club bar/ 1/2 the place is a brothel.
>decide to fuck a sexy young blonde around my age at the time
>she likes me, loves that I'm American
>tell her I want her to come to Americ with me
>she agrees to meet me back at my hotel after she gets off
>knocks on my door at hotel
>we fuck again she demands money
> I get angry tell her to leave
>she hits me says she's going to tell everyone I'm with a hooker
>I get her in rear naked choke... planning to leave her unconscious since my plane leaves in the morning
>squeeze a little too hard. RIP
>freaking out. Do what!? Don't want to live the rest of my life in some Hungarian prison
>stuff her in suitcase
>wait till everyone is loading in the van to leave for the airport
>throw suitcase in dumpster I remember seeing a few streets down from hotel
>get in van praying to leave Hungary forever
>board plane praying as we take off
>land in America. Safe
>never have spoken about it since and since this is b nobody will take it serious and I'm safe "it's just be I made it up excuse if anyone asks"
>have wife & kids nobody knows
> my secret dies on b

Jokes on you it turns me on too

first letters of her name?

Same as always. I want to see my wife coerced or blackmailed in to doing more and more depraved sexual acts that I secretly dictate until she's broken down in to being nothing more than a cum loving slut.

Hope you're behind 7 proxies.

Sup Forums literally reports cp and murder to the authorities based on IP address

>true story

> threatens martial artist
> gets rip'd accidentally

Stupid situation but hardly manslaughter, let alone murder.

Ya right.

What about all the false cp bans?

Mods once banned a user who posted a 32yo model that looked underage

Involuntary Manslaughter

I don't get it.

This girl gives mixed signals, and hints towards days that shes free so we can do something. But she never fucking agrees to a day. Either says she's busy, but we should, or just out right ignores it.


Nervous? Insecure due to loose skin (She visibly has some)? or what?

SNAEP DEDS DUMBLDORR

Uhm... Ask her?

>Girl I knew from high school, we'd meet up once every couple months to fuck.
>Hadn't seen her in a while but she calls me up one day, says she's horny.
>Comes over, we hang out, start fucking.
>Good sex, even for her. She's really into it, riding me like crazy.
>Get done, pull out, look down. Blood everywhere
WTF?
>She starts having a fucking panic attack, hyperventilating.
>Won't tell me what's going on
>I'm freaking the fuck out.
>Finally tells me she'd found out the week before she was pregnant.
>Calls her doctor, sounds like a miscarriage, not shit they can do to stop it.
>Go to ER if you need to.
>This girl ends up staying with me all weekend while she miscarries
>I just wanted some pussy.

True. My big concern is that I could lose her as a friend if it turns out that she isn't interested in me.

And the face that we see each other in person makes it a bit more annoying

I'm in a similar situation.
Just keep trying to make plans and give it time.
Wasp what the other guy said and talk to her.
I know it can be hard sometimes because you're scared you'll be to forward and potentially ruin your current relationship, but talking is the best thing you can do.

This chick wanted a kid, but didn't want it with the guy she's with. Crazy sexually. Choked her unconscious with her used thong, slapping, rape play. Asked me to finish inside her for awhile. Currently has a 3 month old and tells the other guy it's his.

0/10

Yea. I get that. And I need to just get past the idea of ruining our friendship if she isn't interested. Chances are that there would be no change with her anyway.

Eh, again would be easier if I still saw her inperson. Now it is only via text.

M or f?

Yeah that sucks.
I always make sure if I have something important to say or talk about I do it in person.
Your best bet would be to keep trying to hang out together.
Offer to buy her dinner or something, she might be more inclined if you offer to pay.

Asking her why she always cancels is pretty harmless, if she has some cognitive function she won't take it as "ay gurl, u want sum fuk?"

>then JAM IT IN!!!11

I've slept with one of my cousins, and exchanged nudes with another. Currently social engineering the ideation in my half sisters mind that it's ok to send me nudes and want to sleep with me.

I've got a similar thing going on.

She gave me her number so we could set up a date, but every time I text her she ignores or makes up an excuse.

At this point I just want to know what the point of giving me her number was...

My wife loves to call me papa and have me call her a good little girl, but gets weirded out by girls who call their guy 'daddy'

Also she's cool with me roleplaying with her being any age (Usually 8) but gets weirded out if I fantasize about any other young girl.

0/10

>Offer to buy her dinner or something, she might be more inclined if you offer to pay.

Tried that. No luck, no reply.

And yea, I usually try to do it in person, but our scheduled just don't like up.

I suppose I can just text her normally, maybe back off a little and see what happens. Maybe try and get a little closer with her and judge from there?

The girl in my case agreed to get lunch (which we did) and we sorta remained odd friends.

We could talk for hours on end easily, but she always finds a way to not commit to a day to do something. but always seems wanting to. (When she replies that is)

M

That's hot. My boyfriend isn't into ageplay and it kills me because it's one of my main kinks

My female cousin and I both lost our virginities when we were kids, since then, we've had a secret relationship that lasted for years.

Now, the two of us are fully grown adults and ocasionally see each other on holydays to have sex.
A few weeks ago, she told me she's 2 months pregnant and its probably mine, what do Sup Forums?

"I strangled bigfoot when I was on vacation with Godzilla in Thailand and I stuffed him in a suitcase... that was like 20 years ago completely got away with it hahaha
we're on B morons ask this shit on advice "Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>she always finds a way to not commit to a day to do something. but always seems wanting to. (When she replies that is)


Guys tell me that means they aren't interested and you just move on.

I've had a couple girls tell me that the girl might just be nervous.

I just hate the shit where they act interested after acting the opposite way :(

Oh no! You mean I didn't impress you? I hope you didn't cry over it.

Move the fuck on, dumbass.

Are you into age play, or some other roleplay?

You're just saying that cause you don't wanna post boobs. Post boobs anonnette, you know you wanna.

I'm glad my ex miscarried.
I hate kids and didn't want one.

dont be mad no one liked your made-up story

Ageplay, incest, and rapeplay

>My female cousin and I

You do know there are dedicated forums which carters to your made up bullshit, yes?

My friend was in a similar situation to us, and the girl actually reached out to him and set something up. Which she actually followed through with

So the girls might be nervous. (In my case there is still loose skin. Which could compound onto the general nervousness?)

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>mid 20's male
>went dark for a year because mindbreak
>decide to return to psn to play blops 2 zombies
>went full autist and made friends with kids around 16 and under
>everything was safe and casual
>whoops that girl is starting to headset sex me randomly with moans
>can't tell if 16 or 13
>get off once and ask to cam with no nudity
>she has a younger sister and immediately she flashes her as
>mfw
youtube.com/watch?v=o-ECwjcVgBM
i blocked her the same night after the call ended.
a year later i got in touch to say i've been busy nothing personal kid. it's weird but the next day my ps3 got the ylod (yellow light of death) so even if i wanted to i couldn't contact her.
an omen.

Sounds like you're a little-one after my own heart

I fucked you mom
Twice
Today

I raped a girl in mexico and got away with it

Enjoy your herpes.

I'm a meme stealer.

I'm probably going to get married this year user

She wasnt Mexican. She was a tourist

Interesting point of view.. Maybe.

Then wish me luck finding somebody to join us.

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Ah. So..... Aids.

tfw i actually began caring more for this story as soon as you say shes a tourist

Good luck!

Mexican girls are the best