>Go/b/ time!
>MUP:0
>Go/b/ time!
>MUP:0
Claim Targ
>Pussywillow
Claiming House Dayne
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP
Sorry my dude not on this map
Claiming hightower
OOC: this map doesn't have "we light the way" bonus for hightower. Can we add it in?
>Sig inc
claiming Reed
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
Shit haha, just tried to go fast.
Claim GJ
>Pussywillow
My body is so fucking ready
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Bump
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Claiming Royce
>Lord Fellwind Royce
5 players, lets make some sex
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>MUP:1
No Inhospitable Hosts
Kill Harlaw
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
head through corbray throus sisters into manderly
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
House Yronwood has terrorized Dorne for too long-begin our invasion of their lands
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP
Bury my dick in redwyne pussy
>Sig still inc
Into Tully
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
OP, can I pass HG on the River or do I need to take HG to continue on?
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Sexy roll is sexy
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
You can pass you also have 1 sipill
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
Take last T on River nearest KL
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Holy fuck im an autist I thought you mean't old town sorry you cant
Claim Karstark. Use Ability to surround MC.
>Lady Tatsuta Karstark, the Kar of Karhold, The White Sun of the North
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Ambush Tactics.
Lord Hightower, You have many attractive daughters and I am the Lord of House Dayne-why don't you marry one of them to me to sign an alliance between our two noble houses?
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP
:(
Tease
Take T around HG then
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
I've heard your sword stands tall in the morning Lord Dayne. It gives me chills to think what it would do to my daughter, however... You and your house are noble. I will consider this on this for two months. For now let us have a NAP
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
- EVENT
>MUP: 2
Continue taking redwyne t
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
So it begins...
Seige Ten Towers
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
1 spill
Take More Yronwood Clay
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
Siege Harrenhal.
For event, highest roller gets a Valyrian sword.
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
Surround highgarden
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
surround WH, spill hearts home
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
My lord, why do you attack me? You have asked...
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Do you by chance have any spicy dornish women you could send my way? Ahem.. I've been looking for something new since my wife passed.
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
Claim Harlaw
Reclaim lands
>Lord Jack Harlow
I'm not attacking you. Merely surrounding the opposite side of highgarden than you.
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
Siege MC.
>Lady Tatsuta Karstark, the Kar of Karhold, The White Sun of the North
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Ambush Tactics.
Dornish women are the easiest to love but the hardest to live with my friend-I fear they shall be both a gift and a burden!
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
>MUP: 3
Reminder to suggest event.
Look, Lord Jack.
Either agree to be my ally and we reave together, or I'm going to wipe the floor with you.
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Invade Stark and Bolton.
>Lady Tatsuta Karstark, the Kar of Karhold, The White Sun of the North
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Ambush Tactics.
Siege Harrenhal.
Return southernmost territory to Tully. My ambitions are slaked with Harrenhal. For now.
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
siege white harbor
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
Take more Yronwood Clay
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
Event-Valyrian Steel
But what are your aims? Speak fast
Did I win the valyrian sword? or does the event starts now?
>Lord Jack Harlow
I want to wear a crown and become rich
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Siege HG as a show of faith with Harlaw
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
But what is in this for me?
Surround raventree hall
>Lord Jack Harlow
Reaving. Whatever you want. Lord Paramount. A Handship.
What do you want?
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
we would like to express Lord Karstark, that we are in support of your claim in the north and would assist you in ending the reign of tyrany House Stark has imposed on our people. Our knee is bent.
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
Siege the arbor
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
>MUP: 4
Still need event suggestion
siege WH
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
Siege arbor
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
OP, I believe he suggested a Valyrian sword event
Siege HG
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Siege Harrenhal. Return southernmost territory to Tully.
Suggested an event here: Secondary suggestion: Sea serpent starts to terrorize the land, moving around and harassing coasts.
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
Siege Yronwood
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
Siege raventree hall
I'm quite sure I want a castle far from the sea. And it shouldn't touch any Lake or river either.
First thing that came to my mind.
>Lord Jack Harlow
The Riverlands are ripe and weak, why not take them?-the strong always take from those who cannot defend themselves my friend
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
Siege WF.
>Lady Tatsuta Karstark, the Kar of Karhold, The White Sun of the North
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Ambush Tactics.
Well then reave to your hearts content! I just want a secure ally in the home islands and you want me to not sic my sea dragon on you. And friends in each other's back yard is always a welcome thought. We Iron Islanders should stick together if we can.
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>MUP: 5
>EVENT: Highest roller gets VS sword (+1S, +1D.)
fuk sake
Take remaining Yronwood Clay
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
Into the Claw.
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
surround hearts home, spill north in manderly
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
Seige HG again
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Siege arbor
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus: None because dreamu killed my dreams
Siege WF
>Lady Tatsuta Karstark, the Kar of Karhold, The White Sun of the North
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Ambush Tactics.
You've taken your northern castle. I suggest you leave the vale and return Corbray's lands.
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
Southerns are not welcome to the conversations of ironborns.
Go and fuck a goat Negro
Okay, let's sail together and get some treasure.
Siege raventree hall
>Lord Jack Harlow, the racist sailor.
I suggest you worry about your own problems in the southern vale Lord Royce
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
...
- VS sword my man
>MUP: 6
siege HH
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
Siege HG again. Before doing so, take a big shit in front of the gate and have some children throw the shit at the walls. Because why not
>Lord Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes
>Allies: Harlaw
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Attack through arryn and corbray to get to reed.
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
Siege arbor
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus:
Listen up you stunty little inbred fuck-I'm here because I'm better at killing people than you and don't have to live on some shitty wet island, I was trying to be nice to you but if you'd rather kill some farmers and fuck their cows that's all up to you you savage. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
Invade the crownlands
Via the reach river
>Lord Jack Harlow, the racist sailor.
>Alliance: Greyjoy
What an incredible display of greyjoy etiquette. Truly amusing. Looks like we're neighbors now
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus:
Take Yronwood Clay
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
Are you sure you don't want to be allies? you're about to be very close neighbors with some barbarian shitheads
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
I declare myself King of Salt and Rock!
>King Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes, KoSaR +1 T
>Allies: Harlaw
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Siege DF.
>Lady Tatsuta Karstark, the Kar of Karhold, The White Sun of the North
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Ambush Tactics.
I make a great neighbor! You want the Tyrells dead? Because I can make that happen!
>King Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes, KoSaR +1 T
>Allies: Harlaw
>Non-Alliance Peace:
I would fight with the shit coloured fucker you are but I think your family made it out of your hole and invented something as mighty as my beautiful flagship here.
>Lord Jack Harlow, the racist sailor.
>Alliance: Greyjoy
- Congrats King Pussy
>MUP: 7
Kill Tyrell
>King Pussywillow Greyjoy, the Pirate Who Mounts Your Daughter and Captain of the Happy Hooker
>Bonus: Sea Dragon x1, Boats & Hoes, KoSaR +1 T
>Allies: Harlaw
>Non-Alliance Peace:
Don't think*
Ooc: damn my trashtalk skills suck
push royce south
>Frederich Reed, Lord of Greywater Watch and the Neck
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perms:
>Bonus: Bog Devils
>Penalty: The Neck
Do you even speak our language properly? holy hell if you hadn't learnt how to sail those boats you stole from more civilized people I'd think you would be related to the livestock you fuck! seriously go back to your miserable damp island and die of the pox or something.
>Lord Narred Dayne 'The Sword of Mourning' Lord of Starfall
>Allies
>NAP: Hightower
I don't care for them. They have disrespected our house for quite a while.
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies:
>NAP: Dayne
>Bonus:
Attack Reed.
Would they have taken HH with their penalty?
>Lord Fellwind Royce
>Bonus: We Remember (∅)
>Allies: People who will be dealt with later
>NAP: People who will be dealt with soon
Kill Stark and Bolton. CLAIM KITN
QUEEN IN THE NORTH!
>Queen Tatsuta Karstark, the Kar of Karhold, The White Sun of the North
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Ambush Tactics.
Crowlands spill tyrell
>Lord Jack Harlow, the racist sailor.
>Alliance: Greyjoy
Yes let's be allies, but I have no intention on fighting greyjoy
>Lord Gwyn Hightower, Defender of the Citadel, Beacon of the South
>Allies: Dayne
>NAP:
>Bonus: