Wake up one morning

>wake up one morning
>science has come across empirical, undeniable evidence proving ghosts exist
What do?

Despair.
I already suffered through this life, it'd be a real let down to know there's more.

Burn them to fuel my hell engines

Masturbate to that pic. Ignore ghosts.

>Buy vacuum cleaner.
>Suck up ghosts.
>Sell bottled-ghosts on ebay.

Problem?

Bless this thread.

Ignore it like I do every other "proven" hoax like global warming and the holocaust.

find out if i can fuck a ghost

We're saying it's completely, objectively true, using some process that can be repeated easily (just like those two things).

my nigger. applying the scientific method