Wake up one morning

>wake up one morning
>science has come across empirical, undeniable evidence proving ghosts exist
What do?

Despair.
I already suffered through this life, it'd be a real let down to know there's more.

Burn them to fuel my hell engines

Masturbate to that pic. Ignore ghosts.

>Buy vacuum cleaner.
>Suck up ghosts.
>Sell bottled-ghosts on ebay.

Problem?

Bless this thread.

Ignore it like I do every other "proven" hoax like global warming and the holocaust.

find out if i can fuck a ghost

We're saying it's completely, objectively true, using some process that can be repeated easily (just like those two things).

my nigger. applying the scientific method

Be happy knowing that I will still exist after death.

Find Hitler and reassure him he did nothing wrong. Find my dead girlfriend and see if she can blow me from start to finish in about 30 seconds (she was that good).

...

okay first of all i wouldnt care oh well second of all gib sauce

Exactly the opposite of this.

>I already suffered through this life

the one is the middle is named, Ping Lui

i appreciate it but im more concerned with the left

I had sex with a spirit

find out how it works
find out if someone owns the patent
invest in the company that will start AT&G to talk to dead
if open source tech, build your own such company immediately
find out ASAP if they watch you masturbate and know all your secrets and are willing to give them up
get secrets of others
observe the international trade of ghost secrets and ruination of many a career and government
observe with amusement as courts struggle to keep up and determine whether ghostimony is admissible
blackmail your neighbor regardless
ask late Uncle Phil why he molested you

How is that even relevant ? Idc, life after death is cool. Doesnt change much to my life though. Whatever

get my dirt devil and get me a Japanese school girl ghost gf

>im more concerned with the left
why? they all look exactly the same

>hoax like global warming and the holocaus
12-year-old detected

Yay our infiltration in the Conventions finally paid off!

Left is, Kinwai Shai

>being this blind

live my life as per normal because how the fuck would that change anything? I'm not going to start giving mediums money because ghosts exist. fuck off with this shit.

Begin living my life again, no longer popping Xanax any time I think about the idea of there being nothing after death. Thinking about how it would feel to one day close my eyes and not dream forever terrifies me.
Seriously, if that happened then I could live without my biggest fear. Nothing else would weigh me down, I could actually be fully content and relaxed, never staring at the ceiling late at night with what feels like a vice tightening in my chest.
Ghosts plz

/thread

Trips confirm ghosts are real
Rest easy, my child.

You're the one who can't spell holocaust, faggot.

Post hilarious meme of Haley Joel Osmett flipping the bird to all da haters.

i want to see this meme pls

Ok. You can keep the right.

Pic is from the Video Taboo nudist life

episode 24 I think

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