Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
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Good thing I have a shotgun
Seen MMA? Karate does not work.
i've watched karate kid 42 times bitch
brace ur self
i'm coming
If you consider yourself a master at anything, you aren't a master, you're an edgy little cunt who gets his ass kicked and calls it cheating whenever someone else wins.
Since everyone "cheats" you never lose in your eyes, and think you're the best.
>biting the b8
must be new
When ur unable to live without getting affirmation that ur better than everyone lol
>karate
Enjoy a black belt in one of the worst types of martial arts. Ive been taking krav maga for 2 years and could kick yo ass easily.
top-notch lodge
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Its funny because any large male would mow you down by just running at you.
kek
>a fight that lasts two whole minutes
Lol, insinuating someone is new, is the most newfag thing to do.
startupfag here
Guns exist for a reason m8.
>Black belt in karate
> (the highest kind)
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Karate doesn't work in a fight, I cant tell you how many times black belts have gotten their asses beat in a real fight (look it up)
Bait.
He doesn't know fights don't last that long because he's never been in a fight
sauce?
this is /random/, so tits or gtfo
I'm in the leader boards for DoA and Soul Calibur tourneys. You got nothing on me guy.
Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
What the nigger did you just fucking say about me, youprec little nigger? I’ll have you know I graduated nigger of my class in the nigger Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the niggers, and I have over 4 million confirmed kills. I am trained in nigger warfare and I’m the top nigger in the entire nigger armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another nigger. I will fuck you the wipe out with niggers the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking niggers. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the niggernet? Think again,nigger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of niggers across the USN and your nigger is being traced right now so you better prepare for the nigger, nigger. The nigger that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your nigger. You’re a fucking nigger, nigger. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 2 ways, and that’s just with my nigger army. Not only am I extensively trained in nigger combat, but I have access to the entire niggers of the United States nigger Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable nigger off the face of the continent, you little nigger. If only you could have known what unholy nigger your little “clever” nigger was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking slave. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’repaying the nigger, you goddamn nigger. I will shit nigger all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, nigger
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Tai Chi Chuan, Hapkido, and a good 10 years of scrapping at random under my belt. Come at me, chica.
I have a 3rd degree in taekwondo
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i have 360 degree bitch
i have 3rd degree burns
i am a prossefional Cocainoman i can sniffer a lot before my nose begin to blood
ill take you to the ground little boy. and if i take you there i might as well rape you too.
show us ur blackbelt
I have a 5th degree assault charge
I have a brown belt that I bought at Wal-Mart.
finishing my last line
>Karate does not work
What a faggot
Im an amateur boxer, and im pretty sure that i can beat your ass.
Your not a master until you get a 4th dan. You are a sempai train another 5 years and maybe you will get there.
LOL krav maga is literally the shitiest martial art on the planet.
Bitch I'll fuckin' curbstomp you, m80
I challenge you to a fight.
krav maga is for jewfags
LOL, karate? Buddy I would snap your shit up, I'm in bjj and boxing. I would dummy the fuck out of you in seconds while you demo your kata. Punk ass little bitch hahahaha
Wow that Is really impressive.
Did you get it at Wal-Mart or toys r us?
liar
Another faggot. Karate is one of the best types of fighting systems. There are so many kickboxing champions that learned karate. YOU LOOK IT UP FAGGOT.
inb4 no karate in UFC, UFC is a gay porn game where all of the rules favor wrestlers so of course wrestlers always win.
Why would I lie?
you don't know how to wrestle?
fag
Jewfags with uzis that don't have to scrap ever.
How does it feel to know that you would probably end up shot, slashed or stabbed since any martial artist worth their salt knows weapons are massive force multipliers and anyone who knows remotely what you "claim" to be capable of would be more focused on hurting your attacking capabilities. A slash to a wrist or forearm here, a jab at an extended limb there, if you try to get close enough to grapple they can just bull rush the blade into your gut and flail the knife at your intervening hands and limbs. Fine motor skills break down fast once you start bleeding and practical combat relies on defensive, major muscle group reliant tactics to inflict injury and slap your nancy boy ass around.
Karate......5 years.......ya gonna need more then just that. I got 3 styles 17 yrs and there still a couple boys I spar with that gives me a run for my money
Demo some kata for us karate fag
Yeah I do but Mui Thai, boxing or karate is way better on the street or in the pub.
Well I have a gun soo
Eat lead karate cunt
What style of karate do you train?
Checked
IRL, it takes one grapple to make strike reliant fighting styles inefficient and less effective. Get a good grasp of an outside forearm and they can easily fold it across your body which makes it difficult for your alternate arm to effectively counter. At which point, they can expect a kick, easily countered by raising a leg to block it or yanking your arm towards them for the knee to the inner or outer side of the thigh depending on how they want to follow up. The pressure point there tends to make it a real bitch to stay standing for a second which is all it takes for them to take your off balance body and slam it into the ground. I got to do that to an inmate once though I suppose since you aren't hoped up on adrenaline and think you have some sort of mind training to compensate for basic biology you could probably think up some clever way of countering it. You might even let the straw man in your head do something other than just stand there while you kick his ass like some sort of shitty jackie chan movie villain.
little pussy bitch wouldn’t last 30 seconds in a fight against a loaded shotgun.
Faggot