Get-

>Get-
>He's outside.

>pay for his cab
>he already paid for it

Eric, we're shooting a mockumentary about video games and violence. It'll be shot over 24 months and you'll be needed to set up the equipment every day as well as act in it. An episode will be released every month.
>What's the pay?
Three cheese sandwiches and a sleeping bag on set.
>Per month?
Per year.
>Sucker, I'd have settled for three sandwiches overall. Deal!

Robertskino thread?

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That was a cool movie

>Get me Er-
>He's already filmed his scenes
>Oh. Is he available for the sequel?
>Yes, but he's asked for a 50% pay increase.
>Okay, we can afford an extra hug. Tell him it's a deal.

I liked him in Suits

I like him in everything except when he was in doctor who

>KID is playing with his toy car.
>Enter MOMMY
>KID: Mommy, when I grow up, I want to make a movie about trains and I-
>Suddenly, like the gust of a tightly clenched fart, comes our hero ERIC ROBERTS!
>E.R.: Here you go, KID.
>ERIC ROBERTS hands the kid a DVD.
>E.R.:This is the movie you wanted, all post-production completed. My price? Two crumbs of bread.
>MOMMY and KID are flabbergasted, they look at each other. MOMMY gets some tendies from the kitchen.
>ERIC ROBERTS is now happy. Maybe.

~~~FIN~~~


;_; Rate please ;_;

I thought he was one of the best things about the Dr Who tvm tbqh.

>I once met Eric Roberts in a shopping mall in Brentwood. I asked him what he was doing in there.

He said that he was filming his new movie there. I asked him where are the cameras and the crew.

He said "oh they are around". I turned and tried to look for the cameras, but when i turned back Eric had completely vanished.

WTF?

>you will never be cucked by Eric in a velvet smoking jacket and swell leather chair

>browse Sup Forums just as usual
>i hear some weird noise coming from the kitchen
>have a gun but decide to quetly dial police
>operator not responding
>fuck, i guess i need to do it myself
>get my gun and slowly walk to the kitchen
>i quickly open the door and scream
>the guy seems to be using my stove and flipping the pan over it
>without really thinking i decided to shoot at him after he moved, thinking he was going to attack me
>i try to dump entire mag into a fucker
>click click click empty
>i quickly chekc the gun and notice there is no magazine for some reason
>the guy seem to be doing his business and picks out something out of his pocket
>its a magazine from my gun
>after few seconds realise the guy flipping the pan is cooking some bacon and eggs
>the guy is Eric fucking Roberts
>?????????????????
>He hands me a stack of paper and a check for 500k
>?????????????????
>I stand there shocked
>"I didn't eat this morning, sorry." Says Eric Roberts.
>After he finishes he leaves and closes the door behind him
>I slowly decide to follow him dowstairs holding bunch of paper with text on it and cash he gave me
>I walk outside and he is gone
>Massive horde of people with cameras and microphones notice me and charge at me
>They ask me questions about my movie and how was i able to make such a hit
>?????????????????
>I ignore it all and go back home, sit on a couch and just think about what just happened
>I notice text on paper that Eric Roberts gave me
>It appers to be a script for a movie
>The author is me
>The date on it is 2027
>Eric Roberts is a part of it
>Realize there is a magazine in my gun
>Fucking gamestop

>Leo had turned down the role
>You will be in the artic tundra, frozen rivers, and youll be surrounded by ice
>$350 plus all your meals and lodging are paid for
>What you brought you're own RV to set
>What do you mean you're doing this for charity

AABBCCDDEEFFGGHH

Can someone explain this blister under his eye

>King of Cocaine

Its a blister ...

under his eye

>I got just the guy for this role...get Eric Roberts on the phone
>Sir he's on set and ready to go

This thread is reddit-tier humor, fuck off fags.

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>Sir, he's standing behind you.

I forgot how much he charges for a role, can you guys help me?

this fucking sucked

I laughed at this one out loud

A copy of a Calvin and Hobbes collection that someone spilled Hawaiian punch on and a bag of Bit O' Honeys

the same as it cost hillary clinton to buy out bernie sanders' endorsement:

a bowl of hot dog salad and a warm smile

>we can afford an extra hug