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someone janetise this thread

can't stand emma watson

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suzy

janny...

> was just about to post a new then you do

lads I'm a bit drunk but I think wanker is the perfect insult

it's so versatile

>3. It is necessary, in the third place, to ensure such a cultural advancement of society as will secure for all members of society the all-round development of their physical and mental abilities, so that the members of society may be in a position to receive an education sufficient to enable them to be active agents of social development, and in a position freely to choose their occupations and not be tied all their lives, owing to the existing division of labour, to some one occupation.

>What is required for this?

>It would be wrong to think that such a substantial advance in the cultural standard of the members of society can be brought about without substantial changes in the present status of labour. For this, it is necessary, first of all, to shorten the working day at least to six, and subsequently to five hours. This is needed in order that the members of society might have the necessary free time to receive an all-round education.

Is Joseph Stalin our guy?

Why the FUCK didn't Harry and Hermione just shag?

Fuck off Satan.

London is pretty bad but at least it's not Washington

>you now understand why Obama had a bigger crowd than Trump

Hermione was replaced by a POC so this would be a very welcome change.

because JK rowling is a hack

You ever notice how practically every girl in the world seems to have some kind of incest fetish? Fucking mental, it is.

plymouth? nah mate not a fan

theres nothing wrong with being muslim though

I want to fuck a jew

had a dream where i got crabs lads x

All the streets are crammed with things eager to be held
I know what hands are for and I'd like to help myself
you ask me the time but I sense something more
and I would like to give you what I think you're asking for
you handsome devil
you handsome devil

Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

I crack the whip and you skip
but you deserve it
you deserve it, deserve it, deserve it

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand
I think I can help you get through your exams
oh you handsome devil

Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

I crack the whip and you skip
but you deserve it
you deserve it, deserve it, deserve it

And when we're in your scholarly room, who will swallow whom?
and when we're in your scholarly room, who will swallow whom?
you handsome devil

Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

There's more to life than books you know, but not much more
oh you handsome devil

No they don't

tried to test that a little with the gf and she was NOT having it

I like twat.

scotland is rightful irish clay

>on your mammary glands

but moz is a bender?

Miss the streets desu
Dry your eyes mate
Fit but you know it
Don't mug yourself

These are tunes for blokes

In what way did you "test" this?

hila is so cute

nah he's bi innit

>watching a show with an incest scene
"Hahaha imagine if we were brother and sister"
"ewww, no!!"

Hila is a little bit too skelly
Needs to thicc up a bit

You utter fucking mong.

You complete retard

Its father-daughter with them

what would Hila think of this song

youtube.com/watch?v=LMM086baXps

was a long while ago and we're still going out so it clearly wasn't that bad, I probably played it off alright as gross shock humour

*throws my beer*
FUCKING GIVE ME A (YOU) FOR FUCK'S SAKE

YOU FUCKING CUNTS STOP IGNORING ME I NEED TO FEED MY CHILDREN

Leave Hila alone

just got back from the clinic for my tooth ache

she put me on antibiotics

shouldn't you be sleeping?

dont get gum disease

Hila AKA the mumbling skeleton.

Just got back from the doctors after I noticed my accent becoming a bit yanky

She diagnosed me with obesity

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Man gets money with the gang

Every now and theeeen. I fall.
Every now and then. I lose control.

foy

shut up, Hila is cute

wtf i love england now

:3

AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER

Really wish should would open her mouth when she speaks.

>Hi guys, I have sex! Look at me having sex!

She's such an attention seeking tramp.

youtube.com/watch?v=-2kmnlkJ4Bs

:3

can't date a girl with an annoying voice

has to either be sweet, high pitched and demure or slightly raspy and sultry

or alternatively decently posh-sounding

Those are peng

Sack of bones with teeth attached
Leathered, weathered carer

cracking open a cold one as we speak

Trump still doesn't think that

getting my daily dose of dailyblocks.com

i would like to sniff aisha

reckon i can lure her in with my commie pepe collection?

Reckon I'll do a waggle

I was really into Ashley Jones for a while, there

'mon the eire

>pay up piggies

Love it when I left work and the middle class 'chav' who was using faggot and gay in every sentence got to see my fb relationship status with a guy. Hahahah, hilarious.

lol send her this

gay faggot

always end up going to bed because i'm sad

bumder

reeeee why can't i find the fucking motivation to write my essay reeeeeeee

how do you get to see her tweets :(

Bent cunt.

now you are the poof fag queer gayboy that he talks about

sure taught him sweety xx

>faggot
FOY

enjoy being the office joke lad

queerboy

do you ever find that you do this and then you can't sleep so you end up just lying in bed for hours thinking about nothing?

lol me neither

just need to find a hook

Taught him that gays can be anywhere, regardless of campness.

slut

battyboy

The dark arts.

Also I (used to (sort of)) know her IRL. Back then she just spoke about shit Indie bands rather than the Commie feminist plastic paddy bullshit she spouts now.

Literal higher population of benders here than lqbt

>get insulted to your face every single day
>think you've won by doing nothing about it
Justin, what are you doing in Britain?

*hooks you right in the gabber*

'chon feels a bit quiet to me

is there some kind of normo activity happening tonight?

i can't

what do you reckon her fetishes are?

are you person who put us onto her?
bet she's your unironic oneitis, you pathetic runt

Ah yes, leftism

Disgusting.

11 day streak on duolingo lads

Oh boy, did you set /brit/ on her because she rejected you?

11 day streak on nofap lads

Just completed my waggle lads

Might go sleep now

11 day poo streak on the boxers I've been wearing the last eleven days

Ermmm sweetie I thought being a passive aggressive dick was part of British culture.

is that a kind of wank?

11 day depression streak

bet her fanny smells of skips

[spoiler]what are skips[/spoiler]

being dominated

I always get burnt out and lose my streaks