TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends...

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived in an abandoned warehouse on a nest of discarded napkins, dead grass and greasy rags. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt scattered the dollars for bedding.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role as Joey on friends he lived in the attic of an LA home, nourishing himself by pilfering the pantry of the unsuspecting family below. When the cast got their paychecks the first thing Courtney Cox bought was a car, Matt bought mousetraps.

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he was a mixer at the Milwaukee Ambrosia Chocolate Factory, where he worked from 11 p.m.–7 a.m. six nights a week, with Saturday evenings off. Shortly after he found this employment, an incident occurred in which he was propositioned by another man while sitting reading in the West Allis Public Library. The stranger threw him a note offering to perform fellatio upon him. Although Leblanc did not respond to this proposition, the incident stirred in his mind the fantasies of control and dominance he had developed as a teenager, and he began to familiarize himself with Milwaukee's gay bars, bookstores, and gay bathhouses. He is also known to have stolen a male mannequin from a store, which he briefly used for sexual stimulation before his grandmother, having discovered the item stowed in a closet, demanded that he discard it.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived in an abandoned mineshaft in the middle of a forest. When the cast got their paychecks, Courney Cox bought a car, Matt bought a helmet with a candle on it.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, Thus did he speak, and they did even as he had said. The son of Tydeus, Ulysses, and Courtney Cox, wounded though they were, set the others in array, and went about everywhere effecting the exchanges of armour; the most valiant took the best armour, and gave the worse to the worse man. When they had donned their bronze armour they marched on with Neptune at their head. In his strong hand he grasped his terrible sword, keen of edge and flashing like lightning; woe to him who comes across it in the day of battle; all men quake for fear and keep away from it.

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of big guy in the League of Shadows, nobody cared who he was. When he got his mask, Matt put it on and formulated his master plan.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was enrolled in nearby highschool disgused as a student for access to the free lunch program. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing Courtney Cox bought was a car, Matt bought a rectangle of pizza.

TIL: When Joey Tribbiani auditioned for Days of our Lives, he lived in an apartment with his asshole friend, his cocktease female friends and an old Jewish WWII Captain. When the cast first got their paychecks, his friends went on with their lives. Joey got a spin-off.

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TIL When Matt Leblanc auditioned FOR YOU.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was stealing hubcaps off of cars. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt got her a great deal on rims.

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he didn't have a pot to piss in. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courney Cox went to a car dealership, Matt went to the Cookwear aisle.

*last paycheck

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he shared a bug infested cot with 3 other tenets. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courney Cox bought a car, Matt bought a can of RAID.

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TIL: I don't know what TIL means.

Today I learned: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was living in a homeless man's ear, acting as the man's consciousness. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt bought the homeless man enough crack cocaine to get him started, and then sent him on his way.

He should grow a beard for the next Top Gear

We did it reddit

TIL: Fossil records reveal that during the Precambrian era, Matt LeBlanc had evidently gizzed into the primordial ooze. It is thus widely accepted that humanity is the result of 3.5 billion years worth of life on Earth adopting the likeness of Matt LeBlanc. However, it remains unclear whether the LeBlanc in question was the infant LeBlanc born in the creation of the universe or the God Emperor LeBlanc from the distant future come to fulfill a predestination paradox.

>Matt scattered the dollars for bedding

Wow. That's hilariously stupid.

>When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he lived with his wife's son. When the cast got their first paychecks, Matt used the money to build his own cuckshed.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was sucking off homeless men, not for money, but for the sheer nourishment. When the cast got their paychecks the first place Coutney Cox went was the car dealership, Matt went to the spermbank.

Breddy ironic post user, I'll give ya an 8/10

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was in a gay relationship with Simon "Get Pegged" Pegg. When the cast got their first paychecks Matt went to buy a 10 inch trident dildo for his lover. Pic related, Mr Pegg's face when LeBlanc came home.

Does this have more staying power than
>How much was he payed?

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived in a small glade in upstate New York. Having been abandoned there as a child Matt, came to love and respect the wood and it's kindly animal residents. There was Barry the Fox, Bunny the Robin, and Anita the Transsexual, and they welcomed him as one of their own.
Matt spent much of his youth learning to live in harmony with nature having many adventures with his friends. Though eventually there came a time when Matt learned of the evils of man, and Wise Old Owl the Bobcat came to him and told him that as a Man one day he too would succumb to his nature. "What about Anita, Wise Old Owl? Isn't he technically a man as well?" Wise Old Owl the Bobcat looked down on Matt, not without pity, "Yes, Matt, but Anita has a feminine penis, and like we've said before, those don't count." Matt was at a loss for words. He knew Wise Old Owl was right, and so he asked for at least a month to get on his feet in NYC. Wise Old Owl kindly gave him 2 weeks.
NYC was a harsher place than the glade. As the days wound down Matt became worried he would never find a home in New York, and Matt often found himself using skills he learned from Anita in order to find a place to sleep at night. Luckily he'd learned plenty of foraging skills from Foxy, and the city dumpsters often yielded many wondrous surprises. Most surprising of all was when the skill he learned from Bunny, singing, woke the man sleeping under a pile of rug samples in the dumpster he was in. "My boy, with those pipes and looks, you belong on TV! I'm the President of NBC and I demand you come with me!" Thankfully, the man not only took him right to NBC studios to test for multiple roles but he only asked for one handjob. Eventually he was rewarded with a role on Friends and when they got their first paychecks Courtney Cox went to a car dealership, while Matt returned to the glade to throw the best going away party the forest had ever seen!

When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived together with his 160 siblings in brown paper bag in a septic tank. He used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work at a mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When he got home, his dad would thrash him to sleep with his belt. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt bought some fresh bread.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was a member of the Ku Klux Klan. When the cast got their first paychecks Matt purchased a stockpile of weapons which he used to lynch a thousand niggers.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role as Joey on friends he lived in a box, ate nothing but lox, and had a pet fox. When the cast got their paychecks the first thing Courtney Cox bought was a car, Matt bought Courtney Cox.

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TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he was living a double life as a jew nazi hunter. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt bribed a Pakistani ambassador, obtaining therefore some top-secret documents about a "wealthy East-European entepreneur" currently operating in Karachi. Matt knew the real identity of that man.

Matt knew what he had to do.

>TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was a notorious Islamic fundamentalist. When the cast got their first paychecks Matt used his fee to build a campaign presenting himself as the new prophet of Islam. This created a new Islamic sect and with it a new religious rift which started a relatively brief 2 year war which cost the lives of seven gorillion people.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he lived in a crack den of the most wretched squalor with 8 other junkies. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt finally started paying his share of the rent.

TIL: Matt LeBlanc eats niggers

TIL: When Matt Blanc first auditioned for the role of Joey on hit TV show friends, he spent most of his days in L.A street corners reselling fresh salad. He would buy the packed salad in high quantities from Walmart. When the cast got their first paycheck Courtney Cox was run over by David Schwimmers new car he had bought from the dealership. Matt Leblanc bought around 50+ more salad bowls.

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he was living out of his car. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought his car and immediately evicted him.

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TIL: When Matias Jesus LosBlanco auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, was still struggling with his crack addiction, developed soon after the death of his little brother, Josè Armadio. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matias bought some stones, smoked the shit out of them and cried himself to sleep.

Is this a new meme? XD

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was living out of the YMCA locker room. When the cast got their paychecks, Courtney Cox went to a car dealership, Matt went to a proper gaybar.

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived in an apartment owned by Robin Wood, board member of George Soros’ Open Society Institute and worked as a professional race agitator to destabilise the united states and cause a civil war which will allow Obama to institute martial law and stay in for a third term. When the revolutionaries got their first reparations, Quartenny Cox bought a car, Matt bought a one-way trip to the FEMA death camps.

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>Truth is Matt had a long term NBC deal and had parts in many failed shows and pilots.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he as a prizefighter in an illegal underground bumfighting ring. When the cast got their paychecks the first thing Courney Cox bought was a car, Matt bought brass knuckles.

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived on the streets and had to beg for food. The night before the first episode was recorded he got in a fight with a tramp known as Sparky over a discarded tortilla which resulted in him losing 3 of his toes. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt bought a gallon of gas and a tire and went looking for Sparky.

If the fox was Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on friends he had spent his last dime on a losing lottery ticket. When the cast got their paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt went straight to 7/11 and bought more lottery tickets.

TIL VALHALL!

TIL: In October 2001, Leblanc met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and say "How you doin' " repeatedly. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Leblanc became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role as Joey on friends, he slept in a public bathroom, stealing toiletpaper and selling it to poopers while their pants were down. When the cast got their paychecks the first thing Courtney Cox bought was a car, Matt bought flushable wipes.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was living a dumpster. When the cast got their paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt moved into a landfill.