Guys, SHE SAID YES!!!

Guys, SHE SAID YES!!!

Congrats OP, we all wish you a long and fulfilling marriage.

I wish you two many years of capturing the princess, jumping down pipe drains, and raising koopalings.

judging by how fat her hand is, she must weigh at least 200 kilos. how do you even fuck?

congrats..Yay for another interracial marriage

To McDonald's?

She also said she'd like another order of Grand Macs from McDonald's. Better give her what she wants before she dies of a 'stress' heart attack.

Fake. Wedding rings go on the left hand. Idiot.

>how do you even fuck?
It is called queequegging. It is when a black man sets out to harpoon a white whale. Please respect their culture.

Be honest. You showed her a cake and she said yes and then you pulled a quick switcheroo with the ring.

Stop molesting the turtle.

This thread again.

I'm always amazed at how her knuckles are so fat they literally took the reverse shape.

>Guys, SHE SAID YES!!!
BUT WE SAID NO TO THIS STONE-COLD PASTA!!!!!!!

nigger

that's a nice pig

That is her left hand you fucking autistic Nigger

HURRRR DIS IS FAEK

newfag

>Fake. Wedding rings go on the left hand. Idiot.
Not if you already lost that hand to the diabetes.

Hi OP

Hi OP

the resemblance is uncanny...

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Hi OP

Hi OP

Hi OP

Found a pic of OP's girl

Hi OP

how damn stupid are you?

congrats OP hope she doesnt let herself go now that she nabbed a man

Hi OP

To diabetes

Next on this episode of my 600 pound life

But her finger said "NOOOoooooo! where is padme?!? She WAS alive! I felt her!! AHHHH NOOOOOOooooo!!"

Kek

man fat people are disgusting

They don't have bones in their legs/feet?

Her Fingers look like bugles

Looks like she's had her hand stung by a wasp.

Hi OP

Congrats, OP!

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This is soooo old dam Sup Forums has lost it forever enjoy being b8 faggots

gratz

Top kek

that's the problem with fat girls, you buy them a bracelet they think you want to marry them

Where is the bone? I must know.

hesus fuck
>fyi dont get married its really stupid no benefit.

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that'll do pig

I wish you and albino Snorlax a long and happy life.

Fucking Gozilla

yes they do, some moron photoshopped this incorrectly.

you're not very smart yourself for asking that silly question.

basic anatomy man.

To a stop at an all you can eat buffet?

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I odnt see you making any new and amusing threads

you can marry dinosaurs now ?

You say no

keep insulin on deck bruh

Looks like he went to Jared.

how in the fuck did you get that ring on? looks like its been on since she was less of a whale.

fake'n'gay

Happy to hear!

Only a brother would put a ring on a ham hock.

Shit Tyrone, get your act together.

and she went to Papa Johns

Same to you just come to see it the shitt still stinks

It's ground pork meat inside the skin of a pig's leg

You dont know what threads i make.
Im not even op.

Wow don't you think highly of your self have a ((((((you))))) buddy for being a nigger faggot of the highest order!

How does the utopia /b looks like to you ?

Yes!

Maybe its just stuffed pork leg, wtf are you 2 arguing about?

>Wow don't you think highly

Dasss riggght

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to 500 cheeseburgers?

How the fuck can someone get fat hands. I've worked with fat chicks.Their hands are fairly normal. OP is some next level obesity.

She only eats and shits it kinda simple if you think about it or its pic related i guess?

lmao