American film

>american film
>character walks into a bar
>"I'll have a beer"

>takes a small sip
>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>Protagonist on phone
>"Ok then"
>Hangs up

>British film
>character orders 'a cup of tea'

>Japanese film
>character orders 'a cup of green tea'

>american film
>enters house
>leave shoes on
>drop food on floor
>eat it

>American film
>guy walks up to a sandwich stop and orders two meatball sandwiches, a tuna on wheat, and two lemonades

>european film
>character eats small portion of food
>his stomach isn't growling 10 minutes later

>american film
>nobody knows how it ends because all the theaters were shot up opening night

>regional film
>trope from said region

Trying way too hard to be funny: the posts
Must be summer

trying way too hard to fit in on an internet forum

>tfw he didn't (You) my post

Try harder summerfags!

>mfw when americans breathe oxygen
>mfw americans live in houses
>mfw americans with poor vision wear glasses
>mfw when americans regard getting trampled by an escaped zoo animal to be a bad thing
>mfw americans actually talk to each other instead of sneering coldly down their noses at everyone
>mfw americans ride their bicycles or take public transportation to save gas
>mfw americans buy their groceries at grocery stores
>mfw americans use soap when they wash themselves
>mfw americans enjoy swimming and eating ice cram in hot weather

FUCKING BURGERS WHY ARE THEY SO WIERD AND CREEPY AMERIFATZ BEEETEEEEFFFOOOHHH

How do we be effortlessly funny like you?

>an American
>does something innocuous
>gorillions of europoors waiting in the wings to make a bunch of smartass comments about, basically, nothing

why are europoors so mad?

>be American
>exist

why do Americans do this?

>be me
>be sophisticated witty eurocuck
>travel to burgerland for lulz
>walk in t a store
>one of the natives is making a purchase
>cashier: Okay sir, you total is $10.47
>burger hands him a twenty...and 47 cents
>cashier hands back a ten
>mfw
>chase down burger, surprisingly difficult task, as this one wasn't 9000 kg overweight
>ask him why he gave the cashier so much extra
>burger didn't want loose change jingling in his pockets

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN

IT'S CALLED A PUB
NOT A FUCKING BAR

Pubs and bars are different things though

>Be me
>Be britbong
>walking down the street
>see an American touris
>see he's wearing shoes
>FUCKING
>SHOES

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MADNESS ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>britbong film
>OY'LL 'AV A BEE-AH!