ITT: Describe your penis with sponge bob quotes
I'll start: "o'l reliable"
ITT: Describe your penis with sponge bob quotes
I'll start: "o'l reliable"
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
"I can deny it no longer....I am small."
"I'm Dirty Dan."
The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.
NO
PICKLE
BIG MEATY CLAWS!
"Are you feeling it?"
Only blow if there's trouble. Or there'll be trouble.
"This isn't your average every day darkness. This is advance darkness"
"I SAID, "FIRMLY GRASP IT!""
"Its big.. scary. and pink!"
"it's a giraffe"
"24"
Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly
Are ya ready kids?
Are you ready kids?
"plan z"
KEKD!
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!, and it's in great shape"
"I'm Squiddward! I'm Squiddward!"
MY LEG
vieja confiable
top kik
"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."
It's barnacle MAN!
You're gonna miss the panty raid
Bold and brash
“hey Sandy!“
Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
"Its Big....Scary...and Pink!"
More like belongs in the trash
The salty spittoon
'Can I be excused for the rest of my life'
Is mayonnaise an instrument
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
Kek'd and check'd
Are you feeling it now mr.crabs?
He's dirty Dan!
my hairy palm nigger
The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles!
Jesus Christ!
Indoors.
Finland!
its the Alaskan bullworm
Perfect entry! And toasted almonds, that's unexpected
As my girlfriend said when I showed her the thread title:
"I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it... I NEEEEED IT!"
"A five letter word for happiness"
Who you calling pinhead?
"firmly grasp it"
no this is patrick
underrated as fuck
"Its normal sized and fully functional"
"Be assertive, not INSERTIVE!"
smitty werbenjagermanjensen. He was number 1.
did you miss me?
He was number 1
Fucking kek
...
Funny muffler
"Hey miss, is your mother home"
i don't get it
It's from spongebob
When Mr. Krabbs is doing a crossword puzzle and every answer is "money"
"Boo-boo keys"
"He must've been number one!"
"I've got glass bones and paper skin"
"are you feeling it now, mr krabs?"
"goofy goober"
"hey mr crabs"
*Gasp*
White stuff...
"Now that we're men"
Weenie Hut Jr.
...
The Salty Spitoon
MY EYES!
25
I DON'T NEED IT
ripped my pants
Where's the leak ma'am
Let's push it somewhere else!
Snake eyes
"EXTREME!"
...
"eeeeeeeels"
YAY VERILY
"long, tan, handsome"
Well, back to the old grind!
My wallets
Unrelated
I can't see my forehead
he's beating up squidward!
Sometimes I like to wear this sock over me ghostly tail.
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb
You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night, go ahead, guess!
"Remember, licking door knobs is illigal on other plantes."
If you believe in yourself, and with a tiiiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.
I smell a smelly smell
MOAR
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