ITT: things you think only you do

ITT: things you think only you do

>spy on my brother jerking off

I travel a lot for work. Whenever I'm in a hotel with particularly thin walls / ceilings I like to eat a really gassy lunch (Indian or Mexican). At the end of the day I fart as loud as I can and make over-the-top satisfied moans or say "ay ay ay" afterward.

nothing unusual here

are you a girl or a guy ?

I drink 6 alcoholic beverages a night to battle constant depression

you really think youre the only one to do that

there are many alcoholics

I'm 30 and sleep with a plushie.

Ya fuckin drunks

Lot of boring people tonight

I like to smell teenage boys as I walk past them on the street. Am homo.

I constantly restrain myself from the wonders of cold blooded murder.

I pick at my acne whenever I'm bored. Doesn't matter if I'm in public, I'll still do it.

I finger my butthole after I take shits because I like to feel what a wet vagina might feel like

kek'd

How old is he?

No dice, I do this.
I'll one up you by saying I often stick a finger in my pooper multiple times a day to see if I have any poop in there and sniff it afterwards.

oh you

take a big inhale of my dick through my underwear

I don't believe you.

I told you before to either help or fuck off. No free rides

yes please :3 is it uncut?

I'd love to

Mine is. lol

You guys are sick

do you like poke your crap back up your asshole when you really need to take a shit to simulate a wet vegina?

You'll never get laid

>on Sup Forums
>not believing people are degenerates

Fuck my mattress and cum inside.

I like to pull out my long 12"+ pubes straighten them out on my lips and then twirl them in my ear. Also my nose because I fucking love sneezing.

post more!

use a bunch of folded up toilet paper so my swamp ass and farts are controlled during work

just fold and clamp between ass cheeks

i call it the poopy butthole shield

Also I eat my calluses

No, I go take a shit so that the path is clear. Believe it or not I actually hate touching my own shit.
Don't worry, I know.

put several layers of cyran wrap on the wooden floor and squat and shit onto it asian style.

wrap turd and dispose of.

its a form of coleo-rectal cleansing.

Jesus christ

this

use a butt plug

nah i like to be able to fart and the paper helps absorb sweat

im betafag and often travel to place where girls I fell in love live.I just stay in front of their houses and stare.I usually do it in the night (2-3am) or at least when is completely dark.Been doing that for 8 years now.

My bed is full of them, I'm 31

That's radical. How many different places/houses do you travel to? How many times a year do you do this?

what if you have diarrhea, would you finger your ass then?

oh, dear, my good sir! Sydney Carton has beaten you to such a thing!

>inb4 go back to /lit/

What? If I have diarrhea, then a buttplug would be even more problematic. Besides, the time it would take just to take it out and reinsert would raise suspicion compared to my normal time.

besides i use things a lot bigger than a buttplug when i want to

replied to the wrong comment but the question still stands

>6 alcoholic beverages

sit down Nancy.

I think you meant
And to answer that, I don't stick a finger in there if I know I have diarrhea, that's just gross.
I have done it a couple times by accident though and both times I excused myself and ran to the bathroom to clean off.

what do you use user?

Pics or vids you wanna share? For science of course...

I can fit any object with a circumference under 8 inches. Depth depending on girth, but I've gotten 6 inches at 8 circum before. Need to work on thinner girth but more depth.

Need to steer this conversation away from shit..

Then post webms. It's what half the people here have been waiting for anyway.

did you run to the bathroom with your finger up your butt?

3 houses. Two of them are not far from my place (about 5km) and i used to visit them almost everynight.Even in winnter when was -15 or storm/rain.I used my bike do get there.Third house belongs to girl i fell in love 6 months ago,and scarcely about month ago I found out where she lives.It's about 30km from my place.Today was 2nd time I travelled there.Got there by train.

Must see peen

bump

LOL no. I put my hand in my pocket.
That's fascinating

you just had to one up him

what do you consider to be the most obscure thing you have shoved up your ass?

Borrow my roomates used socks and smell them while i jerk off.

a hydroxatone facial scrubber vibration thing, turned on (with the scrubber head removed), inside a thick yellow dishwashing glove. inserted head first. was pretty cash

Since I sucked my best friend's dick I trying hard to make his gf (close friend) to dump him bc I'm selfish

I've tried everything but they don't seem to, what else can I do to fuck a relationship?

Tell his gf you've sucked his dick.
Problem solved.

Let it run its course. They will get tired of each other eventually.

thank you for sharing user

you're now one of the only people that know anything about it :^)

What the fuck is this shit Sup Forums?
How angry does this make you?

Channel name is durv.

Then he will be mad at me and there's no dick for me
She already told me yesterday that her teacher is making her nervous and she feels weird with him, I hope she leaves my pal and be with the teacher

So did he return the favor?

>KILLING MY CAT PRANK GOES WRONG..
jesus christ

I couldn't do that

He looks happy

I do this with viva paper towels, I call it a manpon.

mods

tell him some shit like "I bet you cant grow your hair out for 60 bucks" and see what he does

Way better name then poopy butthole sheild. That other user should be ashamed.

>I call it a manpon.

HAHHA guys im a wacky Sup Forums degenerate! I like to do things that are generally considered unacceptable, that normies totally can't relate to! XD please give me attention

I Scratch little pieces of dead skin off my scalp

That'd look better without the censor.

wow d00d ur hardcore xD

smoke 15 bowls of fan leaves to black out

I sense that your affliction is more deep seated than this thread

Thanks man ;)

You're not wrong

You're a funny sister

Explain.

bump

If a girl, that is boneriffic.
If a guy, you should be tossed off a building.

Homophobe much?

IF YOU THINK THATS A GIRL YOU ARE A FAG

i ran out of weed and i have leftover fan leaves from my last harvest...

nice

No. I just like to bait sometimes. Looks like I reeled in a big one, too.

...

In highschool, would take all the girls I thought were hot and I would imagine them together as lesbians.
I have over 100+ girls that I like and so that's plenty of combinations

Anyone else do this?

MODS

Gonna dump all this somewhere, or just leave us out to dry?

Motion track my mom's face in to POV porn

Including masking off the picture to make it blend with the hair in the video.

Best cumsies ever was handjob pov