Im getting a full sized fuck doll and i need your recommendations faggots. Cant go above 300 dollars...

Im getting a full sized fuck doll and i need your recommendations faggots. Cant go above 300 dollars. Time to lose my virginity.

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JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven

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Get a fuckin hooket faggot

how will getting a sex doll help you lose your virginity exactly?

And risk getting AIDS like you faggot?

Yes! Everyone knows that aids doesnt do anything and its all a lie. You should, in fact, get aids right now. Its fuckin sweet. But i dont see what that has to do with having protected sex with prostitutes. Dollfag

I will shove it up my ass. Don't worry about details.

Hookers have very low incidents of HIV unless you're going for some filthy crack whore street walker. I must have banger over 100 hookers and never even caught a cold. Just use your brain.

I know a brand of dolls that are perfect for you.
They're called..
"Women".
They are 100% realistic and absolutely free, with nearly 3.5 billion unique options to choose from!
Order now by going outside and getting a fucking life you worthless faggot.

There is never 100% protection.

Send me the link

I never claimed there was. But as a previous post states, dont get a 20 dollar crack.whore

1 night with a prostitute or a lifetime with a doll. Fuck it, if i go with prostitute should i ask her if she has AIDS ? Like im not trying to get AIDS

>>absolutely free

There are places in the us (Nevada) where prostitution is legal if youre that worried. The ladies are required to be clean

Kekked what if he's a disgusting fat neck beard that collects pony toys. No woman would want that, and it would be insanely costly to find one that would. Faggot!

Also wouldnt a doll be quite awkward to explain to visitors? Or are you just gonna go all autistic weeb and call it your waifu?

No clue but gl op

>Time to lose my virginity.

Lost

I will either shove it in a luggage when i have visitors or put some clothes on it and display it. Say im working on some new clothing tailor shit. I dont think they will strip her down.

Go big or go home.

1) Get a credit card
2) Buy a really good $7000 doll
3) Make regular payments on the credit card until it's paid off
4) Fuck the doll anytime you want in the meantime

If you can't get a credit limit high enough, buy a FleshLight with the card, pay it off, and fuck that while you responsibly use the card so your limit gets raised.

>absolutely free
kek they are way above 300 bucks.

You must think people are stupid OP. Come on who cant tell a fuck doll from a mannequin?

Lets say i have a decent limit. Any good dolls you know/have? Not gonna buy a random one. Expensive =/= best quality. Probably some but not all.

How much is the one in your pic?

My visitors? Thats if i will ever have any. Fucking hell. Why would i need a doll if i get visitors, faggot?

Just /diy/ that shit and save some coin.

Hard to go wrong with RealDoll. RealLove SexDolls are also good, I hear.

2.1k dollars
realistic-love-doll.com/product/155cm-tpe-sex-doll-yuki/

>Time to lose my virginity
You're just using an overpriced fleshlight, it's nothing like a real vagina or ass

lol

>Can't go above 300 dollars
Jesus.

Enjoy your poorly crafted sand-paper Fleshlight. Sex dolls with soft and smooth skin cost over one thousand dollars.

I cant fuck something i keep laughing at. The fuck is that?

You know what? Fair point. I concede. Get a doll you lonely faggot. Im out

Just buy a shitty flight to EU and go to like the Czech republic or the like. So many hookers/escorts/"ex" pornstars that think 300-500 bucks is a "lot".

Well im losing my virginity to a huge fleshlight.

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Buy a $2000 doll and it will pay for itself in 2 days at $500 a fuck

This is about as cheap as it gets

You're technically masturbating, it's like saying you lost your virginity to your hand.
Good luck with your quest to become the ultimate wizard