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north kent marshes edition

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maine

tfw no daughter

tfw no daughter

>unless you're really rich

not really. we have a much higher standard of living than you lot if you're even slightly above average

I heard the rain in Maine falls mainly on the plain.

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You lads still out on the lash?

Hila

What accent does he have? Its so neutral

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Not sure what that means really I didn't think the food was any better nor anything else.

Everything was too far apart and you had to drive for ages. Didn't seem comfy at all.

NHS shouldn't pay for degenerate self caused illness like obesity

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british south african. but he has been living in china for the last 10 years so he said his accent has changed a bit

Sounds South African.

i think maybe aussie? or new zealander?

>tfw no daughter to excitedly tell you what she did in school today

I wish I had a son I could share my interests in trains and farmwork with, as well as city design and transportation links in general.

hong konger

OY VEY. DONT HAVE CHILDREN. VERY BAD GOYIM

wtf austrialad is autistic

VERY Austrian post.

I want to have both desu, tell my son to look after her.

The Gay one is very autistic

still have a great grandmother lads, could be a great great grandmother soon

weird innit

ree

>wah wah wah I don't want my tax money spent on things I don't like

fuck off

the white south african accent is the radical centre of accents

Screen just went orange

This was not f.lux.

what year was she born la

my great grandma died in 1970
my great granddad died in 1945

both long dead

xxDxDXdXdXdXdXdD

gay as well? what the heck

1924 so 93 now

still seems pretty healthy. reckon she's after that letter from liz

fuck that lad from last thread, he's put me on a downer realising that i might not have kids

don't understand why are russians considered subhumans

Ah yes. A weekend in the UK

Let me guess. Pub footy club kebab and bed?

I mean its not like you're going
>hiking
>camping
>boating
>Skiing
>rock climbing
>snorkling
>scuba diving
>to the beach to swim


Nah, nah. Packed in a tiny pub with balding 50 year old depressed men sounds much more enjoyable.

Oops, read that as Australia

very good post

That's why people live in London because there's actually something to do

love this pasta

will never understand why people want sprogs

I also want a daughter I could play tea parties with, and read bedtime stories.

don't let it get you down lad

plenty of people have kids later on in life

>Autismo Yank is here

wtf

how young are you

thats almost the same ages as my granddad

sorry lad :(
put myself on a downer too, thinking about it

i was an incredibly fat bastard myself, cleaned up my diet significantly for awhile. whenever i eat too much shitty food i do get sick.

its either diarrhea the same day or next day depending on what i ate, or my allergies will worsen for 6-12 hours, or i'll feel low energy the next day and feel either angry or depressed. junk food fucks with me so much now, its weird. its pretty dose dependent though, higher doses of badfood = higher chances of bad symptoms. a couple of slices of pizza in one meal won't fuck with me but if im eating junk food and go full glutton mode for a day i'll end up feeling like a train hit me

>plenty of people have kids later on in life
which is why the kids turn out to be fucking retards

Because then somebody might love me other than my parents.

at the weekend I visit my dad and his gf

didnt read this x

its sad that this is somewhat accurate. but i enjoyed it there nonetheless

t. did a semester in bristol

early twenties, parents mid fifties. must have had my nan young.

that's selfish. bringing someone into the world on the off chance they might like you

i'm the same in that nobody loves me except my parents, but that's precisely why i will never reproduce

This

Also being a kid and having older parents is depressing

my parents had me when they were 30 and 33 and i turned out fine

i live in london and im scuba diving right now motherfucker

How old is "later in life" though?

do you live in london?
then why do you have an american flag? o_O

But it is not the off chance, as long as you are a good parent, they will love you back.

>A bacon sandwich is a sandwich of cooked bacon between bread that is usually spread with butter, and may be seasoned with ketchup or brown sauce. It is generally served hot

jesus christ

past 30

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An anime poster from /eire/ spilled his spaghetti in front of the country on Ireland's national broadcaster chat show

or my parents had me and my siblings young. never really thought about it.

my family is fucking huge.

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chinese proto-gf is staying at someones house tomorrow and won't tell me details or who it's with

i am literally being cucked

Dad doesn't have any friends outside of 'family friends'. I've literally never seen him say 'hey user, here's my friend X' outside of a 'work colleague' situation.

Bit dire

ahaha whats the context here?

He's talking nonsens

My Dad has so many friends he never spends time at home.

eggs plain

post pics of her already

also pic related

Me on the left

same here i guess i thought that was normal

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bacon sandwich sounds tasty but the ketchup or "brown sauce" mixed in with butter and bacon sounds disgusting, can't get down with that part


wouldtrybaconbutty/10

blokes don't have mates, aside from a pub buddy or two

they only socialise with their wives' friends

A segment on autistic kids no joke

That kid also liked anime

Country music is fucking magnificent, I had no idea about this until a few days ago.

>as long as you are a good parent

ha, no chance

glad you like the channel. been watching this lad since I was 16

haha yes, "Friends"

theyre probably all at the gay bar 2bh

I think I could be.

>you will never have a daughter
>you will never read bedtime stories to her
>you will never play tea parties with her
>you will never learn how to braid her hair
>you will never teach her how to ride a bike
>you will never watch disney films with her until you both fall asleep on the couch
>you will never let her stay awake past her bedtime watching films even though mum says its a school night
>you will never help her with her homework

>you will never have a son
>you will never teach him to play football
>you will never take him to the shop to get him his first pair of keeper gloves and a ball
>you will never help him get the straw into his capri sun
>you will never play vidya with him
>you will never do a pushup with him sitting on your back
>you will never go on bike rides with him

grim

also my mum doesn't have any friends either

she looks amazing for her age

fine, just don't expect others to do the same

cannot stand when people ask others when they're having kids

looks like jason statham

my dad has some friends he goes to the pub with
he'll never really see them outside of the pub though

I didn't. user told me not to be selfish.

not gonna dox her desu

i will have kids

1. are you a gril
2. lets have a baby

I have a son but he's being brought up by his mother and her boyfriend (who thinks it's his)

>what is cropping and rotating

good cucking lad

I am not a girl and I am not a gay.

most people, including most people on /brit/, should not breed. that includes me

honestly would have zero problems with mass sterilisation programs

in my dreams yer blowin' me....... some kisses....

yes, I am 5'9

i should be killed