north kent marshes edition
/brit/
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maine
tfw no daughter
tfw no daughter
>unless you're really rich
not really. we have a much higher standard of living than you lot if you're even slightly above average
I heard the rain in Maine falls mainly on the plain.
You lads still out on the lash?
Hila
What accent does he have? Its so neutral
Not sure what that means really I didn't think the food was any better nor anything else.
Everything was too far apart and you had to drive for ages. Didn't seem comfy at all.
NHS shouldn't pay for degenerate self caused illness like obesity
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british south african. but he has been living in china for the last 10 years so he said his accent has changed a bit
Sounds South African.
i think maybe aussie? or new zealander?
>tfw no daughter to excitedly tell you what she did in school today
I wish I had a son I could share my interests in trains and farmwork with, as well as city design and transportation links in general.
hong konger
OY VEY. DONT HAVE CHILDREN. VERY BAD GOYIM
wtf austrialad is autistic
VERY Austrian post.
I want to have both desu, tell my son to look after her.
The Gay one is very autistic
still have a great grandmother lads, could be a great great grandmother soon
weird innit
ree
>wah wah wah I don't want my tax money spent on things I don't like
fuck off
the white south african accent is the radical centre of accents
Screen just went orange
This was not f.lux.
what year was she born la
my great grandma died in 1970
my great granddad died in 1945
both long dead
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gay as well? what the heck
1924 so 93 now
still seems pretty healthy. reckon she's after that letter from liz
fuck that lad from last thread, he's put me on a downer realising that i might not have kids
don't understand why are russians considered subhumans
Ah yes. A weekend in the UK
Let me guess. Pub footy club kebab and bed?
I mean its not like you're going
>hiking
>camping
>boating
>Skiing
>rock climbing
>snorkling
>scuba diving
>to the beach to swim
Nah, nah. Packed in a tiny pub with balding 50 year old depressed men sounds much more enjoyable.
Oops, read that as Australia
very good post
That's why people live in London because there's actually something to do
love this pasta
will never understand why people want sprogs
I also want a daughter I could play tea parties with, and read bedtime stories.
don't let it get you down lad
plenty of people have kids later on in life
>Autismo Yank is here
wtf
how young are you
thats almost the same ages as my granddad
sorry lad :(
put myself on a downer too, thinking about it
i was an incredibly fat bastard myself, cleaned up my diet significantly for awhile. whenever i eat too much shitty food i do get sick.
its either diarrhea the same day or next day depending on what i ate, or my allergies will worsen for 6-12 hours, or i'll feel low energy the next day and feel either angry or depressed. junk food fucks with me so much now, its weird. its pretty dose dependent though, higher doses of badfood = higher chances of bad symptoms. a couple of slices of pizza in one meal won't fuck with me but if im eating junk food and go full glutton mode for a day i'll end up feeling like a train hit me
>plenty of people have kids later on in life
which is why the kids turn out to be fucking retards
Because then somebody might love me other than my parents.
at the weekend I visit my dad and his gf
didnt read this x
its sad that this is somewhat accurate. but i enjoyed it there nonetheless
t. did a semester in bristol
early twenties, parents mid fifties. must have had my nan young.
that's selfish. bringing someone into the world on the off chance they might like you
i'm the same in that nobody loves me except my parents, but that's precisely why i will never reproduce
This
Also being a kid and having older parents is depressing
my parents had me when they were 30 and 33 and i turned out fine
i live in london and im scuba diving right now motherfucker
How old is "later in life" though?
do you live in london?
then why do you have an american flag? o_O
But it is not the off chance, as long as you are a good parent, they will love you back.
>A bacon sandwich is a sandwich of cooked bacon between bread that is usually spread with butter, and may be seasoned with ketchup or brown sauce. It is generally served hot
jesus christ
past 30
mobile.twitter.com
An anime poster from /eire/ spilled his spaghetti in front of the country on Ireland's national broadcaster chat show
or my parents had me and my siblings young. never really thought about it.
my family is fucking huge.
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chinese proto-gf is staying at someones house tomorrow and won't tell me details or who it's with
i am literally being cucked
Dad doesn't have any friends outside of 'family friends'. I've literally never seen him say 'hey user, here's my friend X' outside of a 'work colleague' situation.
Bit dire
ahaha whats the context here?
He's talking nonsens
My Dad has so many friends he never spends time at home.
eggs plain
post pics of her already
also pic related
Me on the left
same here i guess i thought that was normal
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bacon sandwich sounds tasty but the ketchup or "brown sauce" mixed in with butter and bacon sounds disgusting, can't get down with that part
wouldtrybaconbutty/10
blokes don't have mates, aside from a pub buddy or two
they only socialise with their wives' friends
A segment on autistic kids no joke
That kid also liked anime
Country music is fucking magnificent, I had no idea about this until a few days ago.
>as long as you are a good parent
ha, no chance
glad you like the channel. been watching this lad since I was 16
haha yes, "Friends"
theyre probably all at the gay bar 2bh
I think I could be.
>you will never have a daughter
>you will never read bedtime stories to her
>you will never play tea parties with her
>you will never learn how to braid her hair
>you will never teach her how to ride a bike
>you will never watch disney films with her until you both fall asleep on the couch
>you will never let her stay awake past her bedtime watching films even though mum says its a school night
>you will never help her with her homework
>you will never have a son
>you will never teach him to play football
>you will never take him to the shop to get him his first pair of keeper gloves and a ball
>you will never help him get the straw into his capri sun
>you will never play vidya with him
>you will never do a pushup with him sitting on your back
>you will never go on bike rides with him
grim
also my mum doesn't have any friends either
she looks amazing for her age
fine, just don't expect others to do the same
cannot stand when people ask others when they're having kids
looks like jason statham
my dad has some friends he goes to the pub with
he'll never really see them outside of the pub though
I didn't. user told me not to be selfish.
not gonna dox her desu
i will have kids
1. are you a gril
2. lets have a baby
I have a son but he's being brought up by his mother and her boyfriend (who thinks it's his)
>what is cropping and rotating
good cucking lad
I am not a girl and I am not a gay.
most people, including most people on /brit/, should not breed. that includes me
honestly would have zero problems with mass sterilisation programs
in my dreams yer blowin' me....... some kisses....
yes, I am 5'9
i should be killed