What did Roxanne even have to do in this movie besides be way hot?
Max had to put on this insane show at his school, travel around the world with his retard father, not only that but make up with his retard father, and then sneak into this massive concert and then gain acceptance with the hottest superstar idol on the planet in order to get a kiss from this chick.
She did nothing the whole movie!
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It was foreshadowing modern dating mechanics in a post feminist world
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Why are you doing this?
She looks like marty
She got my preteen dick hard, that's what she did.
>does all this shit for Roxanne
>they're broken up by high school graduation
>Max finds a new girl in college (she's in the Twice Upon a Christmas movie)
Im bored and i have a phone
This!
Blame sexist writing that makes most female characters super one dimensional? Also Max is the main who this coming of age story is about anyway. They do a similar thing in Hunger Games where all the childhood interest( male in this case) have all the character of a rock.
So apparently her father supports her webcaming.
Personally in that position, I'd likely be supportive too since it's not full on porn where she's taking strangers dicks for some Jew producer to pay her a few hundred.
I'd probably warn her though that age will inevitably make her less popular and that she should have a plan for a professional career and to swear to me to never just continue in erotica by doing desperate shit like interracial gangbangs when her looks aren't enough anymore.
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Why is After Today one of the most criminally underrated Disney songs?
This. It was pretty sad to think about but hey it was a teenage love affair is all. Happens to most people and it ends with both parties(usually) eventually realizing that it was a mistake and they were too young or naive to really know what they wanted. The added possibility of gaging every time you try to think about what you ever saw in them or how shit they look now is also a thing.
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It's like which one do I choose? The top or the bottom?
Bottom I guess, top looks like Egoraptor's wife with a dyke hair cut.
She has a plan though.
First she will buy a large house. Then she will study something she enjoys, like physical therapy.
Didn't she already kind of like him but he made things worse by lying and then having to scramble so his lie wasn't actually a lie.
>go from making big bux off lonely autists doing clean masturbation to a respected career in physical therapy
This is why she's the best girl. Dad should be proud.
She liked him after the massive concert at the school.
Then when he said he had to cancel the date she got all sad faced and probably would have ended up fucking that big jock dude. Max knew this as well as anyone.
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>She did nothing the whole movie!
What did the poetry girl in Extreme Goofy Movie do besides being the first to take PJ's fatass cock?
Doing nothing is what hot girls do best.
Pete was alpha as fuck, that car didn't come cheap
>criminally underrated
Did you do this on purpose as a reference to that school shooter meme?
Shit you're right.
Is the sequel worth watching?
Also Roxanne was my first waifu.
Disney was teaching young boys what really matters in life, your dad and the adventure. After Finding Nemo they just stopped giving a shit and made more princess films for cash though.
>Twice Upon a Christmas movie
>implying that wasn't just Roxanne with a short haircut without the red dye
I remember liking it when I was 10. I haven't seen it since though.
legoman_lm drew the best roxanne
My first crush. Thanks for the nostalgia
Reading this, makes feel sad.
I mean, she has a pathetic life, like you or me and she only try to make a good life with being a whore. The world is a fucked up place.
ONE OF US
>Not Roxxane
Is a shitty.movie, user.
This whole movie only happened because the Principal made it sound like Max started a gang war or something.
>strong clever hands
this
>Hand rubbing.