I'll tell you right now, I like to call myself an autism man. I've traveled over half the internet to speak to you and I have millions of barrels of crude autism almost overflowing as they get shipped all across the internet so I hope you'll forgive me for some good old fashioned plain speaking.
I have found the largest lode of autism and it's sitting under your very fingertips, in a place called youtube. 253 videos over the course 3 years. Silver and friends, ramen noodles, and kitty adventures.
Please don't be insulted if I talk about these keks, now to my mind it's an abomination to consider that any OP, nigger, or newfag in this magnificent website of ours should have to look upon some keks as a luxury.
This autism will bring many keks and even more cringe.
This channel is the digital manifestation of the autism of a 18 year old boy named derrik.
Jaxon Rivera
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Matthew Lewis
Will this new thread lead to faggotry?
Wyatt Adams
I'm giving this a chance OP. If it looks good, I shall repost this.
Blake Butler
That's the first place it will lead.
David Rodriguez
Long live daniel plainview
Benjamin Baker
Be wary user, I may have discovered it, but i haven't drilled it yet. I don't know if its safe for you, proceed with caution.
Wyatt Sanders
OP. I need to know more about this guy. Is this you?
Thomas Young
He actually filmed himself before getting out of the car with his parents to shop with his sanic figurine. He reminds me of the weeb crowd back in college
Joseph Walker
No, but I do know him personally.
>he is 18 >he actually has autism or assburgers or whatever thefuck >He lives with his grandma >He literally burst into tears in class when he thought that someone elted his youtube channel.
I can greentext a few stories if you want.
Christian Baker
And it's only 4 seconds. What the actual hell? It's like youtube was twitter to him.
OP. Please share. I really hope this is not a Loch Ness tree fiddy, walk the dinosaur, or jelt fuel melting steel beams shenanigans.
Daniel Sanchez
Oh christ. Why? This is. It would be REALLY funny if he made the ramen sundae.
Zachary Flores
>Segaseconds
This dude has a massive imagination to come up with his own word for time.
Andrew Smith
Oh for fuck sake, is he gonna use that ranch?
Aiden Davis
How many ingredients can you possibly put in ramen before it starts questioning its own identity?
Jacob Price
I promise you, this lode is real. With this autism you could power all the cities in the world 5 times over.
>Derrik is a simple young man >he eats a packed lunch in a brown paper bag everyday >1 bag of doritos >1 pbj >1 kidsize water >I know this becasue he always thinks that the english teacher is trying to steal his lunch >when a simple young man like derrik likes a woman like a girl named katrina (who is also an autist) he gets very passionate >Another autist (a grade above) whose name has been lost to history also liked katrina >autistictwilight.jpg >there was a great battle between them and the unnamed autist lost. >greatest fight of all time >but katrina was a dumb girl and decided to friendzone derrik >to this very day derrik still trying to get that puss
Jayden Watson
oh boy thats a lot of autism 【°〜°】
are you sure its safe sir?
Jeremiah Long
Yes.
John Hill
Whoa. That is legendary status.
Owen Powell
Autistic twighlight. Fucking rolling, m8
Brayden Mitchell
OP I must have more greentext.
Thomas Cooper
im scared but cant stop watching
Camden Stewart
Keep on bumping. I demand more greentext from this handsome man, OP!
Brody Morris
my god OP we need some more of this greentext 【°〜°】
James Brooks
Bump-erino
Connor Ward
OP has left the building
Gavin Ward
My net went out so i have to use my phone, i suck at typing my phone.
>derrik has one thing going for him >facial hair >he can grow a better beard than any man in the school >he likes to twist the hairs all the fucking time
Austin Morales
bump
Ethan Moore
live in a syrian refugee camp town in the midwest please excuse the shit greentext, just wanted to let you know I was alive
>derrik wants to be a game developer >he always talks about mario builder like he's that nintendo dev that made kirby, ching chong shink >He has guerilla tactics in the way he promotes himself >he shoes his dorito dust covered phone in your face and makes you watch >you try look away, he moves the phone >you try to walk away, he follows >teachers, kids, dogs, whores, nobody safe
I haven't cataloged every video but the average reading on the autism scale is 19/7
Brandon Moore
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Nathan Flores
OH WOW! That is annoying
Aaron Foster
I have a mini story.
>My friend Neil lives in college housing >He is roomies with a stoner, quiet and chill guy >The other is almost like this guy only Furry, owns a body pillow, wrote a book about his life as an anthropomorphic animal killing his bullies and family. >He is school shooter material >He even talks during when Neil would be playing FFVX in boss fights >Talks about PB&J for absolutely no reason.....a lot
Joseph King
a fucking 10/10 i want to fuck u
Easton Robinson
I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!!!!
Elijah Flores
【°〜°】
Parker Reed
I'm actually flattered.
Cameron Young
annoying is the word I would describe derrik with. I could list the most annoying things he does... and I will.
>Every fucking day in class he freaks out about something stupid >he thinks he missed an assignment >his sister did something stupid, his sister is saphire btw, look in channels >He doesn't use his locker >literally carries all 7 of his books and binders to class all day >He always has this snarl on his face, like a supermutant from fallout except he needs a strap to keep his upper lip down >you heard his voice right? >says "i dunno" every 2 seconds
I don't know if you can tell but I really don't like the little bastard.
Daniel Evans
Anther thing about his roomie.
>Everytime furry autist gets out of bed, he ends making a bunch of noise with his slip on shoes >And that book I told you about, he is trying to sell it. >Yes, you heard right >SELL >IT >I CAN'T EVEN
Hunter Green
True or not, this is a great greentext. Somebody'd better be screencapping this in case it gets better.
Noah Young
Oh I can tell Grand Master OP.
Tyler Campbell
>carries all 7 of his books and binders
you know i do this too, with 8 books generally instead 【°〜°】. its not really a bad thing, is it?
Owen Hughes
I just did.
Kayden Cox
I did that too. Maybe we are both heavily autistic....
Lucas Hughes
Why did I just watch a kid playing with toys to the super Mario 64 song?
Asher Brooks
may-be my friend, may-be. 【°〜°】
Daniel Phillips
Because fellow user. You were curious. This is Filthy Frank if it went full on satire. But it's real.
This is his magnum opus, his best work is behind him
oh it's true, leave your doubts in at home.
when the school is literally one short hallway, and the locker is at best 5 secs away from every class, yes.
it's like a train wreck, except worse
>I share a ceramics class with derrik and david >david is a stones throw from s retard but he's a good one, a fine chap >one day david decides to play a prank on derrik >he snuck up behind him with a pair of scissors and... >pulled his hair and pretended to cut it >carrying all those books made derrik a bit strong >DON"T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!! >and derrik proceeded to try and attack david but that katrina bitch got in the way >Katrina also has dyed blue hair, if you didn't already guess
I'll dig around and see if I can find a picture of derrik for you
Luis Hall
Hurry OP, I am staying up for you.
Josiah Lee
This is from a video that I was directing for media club. As resident youtuber extraordinaire derrik was king of the media club until I came in my senior year and kicked his ass out. Had to put him in my movie though which sucked.
replace the wife beater with a sonic t-shirt and thats derrik
Adrian Torres
Yikes.
Jordan Kelly
How the hell was he king of the media club? Did everyone else not have a camera?
Liam Williams
he's a biter too, he used to bite everyone in gradeschool
he was the only one who knew how to edit videos at the time, (all he used was windows movie maker), and then I came in with my basic knowledge of blender and the rest was history. the used to make a shitty news show every month but I turned it into a somewhat functioning club that made "movies"
>the media club has this laptop, cutting edge back in 2005. Quadro and shit >when I was in media club I treated that thing like a dumpster and left a keylogger on it just for fun >One day I tried snooping on the network and the it guy got a ping or something >next day I come in and the it guy is on the computer >ohshit.jpg >guy finds the keylogger but thinks it's a virus >literally types in his admin credentials to install avast >doesn't delete the log file >I'm basically king of the network now. >oh and he tried to delete all of derriks videos on youtube because he thought that the ones that had the school kids in them were illegal or something >I love watching derrik cry
Nice get, faggot. Do you also get ad revenue by directing autists to your channel?
Robert White
nice get as well. I am only trying to kindle the flame that is derriktheshade, please help yourself to one of his 250 videos.
Asher Wright
Well, it seems I'm finished. I was hoping to achieve legendary meme status but it seems that I will have wait a little while longer, I will be reposting this thread in a few days or weeks or months.
I'm going to get some much need rest now, I think I saw little too much autism today.
