You wake up and realize you're the last human on earth. Everyone is gone and they aren't coming back

You wake up and realize you're the last human on earth. Everyone is gone and they aren't coming back.
Wat do?

You have:
>1month of electricity before it goes out
>10 years untill GPS satelites fall out of orbit
>all animals still alive where they were left
Wat do Sup Forums?

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this artist doesn't understand geology or time at all.

anyway I would probably spend a few days blowing shit up, then I would find a really hug house hook up a generator from it and drink heavily for a long time while doing whatever I want.

I would probably kill myself after a couple of years just because of loneliness and no hope

Masturbate
Fuck every animal I find
Break into cars and drive them into shit
Kill myself

Okay
>You wake up and realize you're the last human on earth.
How to find it out anyway???
The earth is huge and you KNOW that no one left there expect you?

Anyway I would fuck my horse and take a house near a solar panel and go the the libary to get some books for some further informations about diff stuff and would fuck my horse and stay with it in my new house
Build a farm or so for food n stuff
Do the liquid dreaming and meditation

>collect supplies guns canned phood etc
>collect a fuckton of drugs & alcohol
>get a big RV
>ROADTRIP fear & loathing style
>visit all the places off limits to the public
>area51
>pentagon
>presdient nuclear bunker in colorado
>steal a tank and blow shit up
>free as many farm animals as i can along the way for future food.
>explore canada mexico(for moar drugs) and south america.
>chill in machu picchu for a while
>die in south america due to malaria

Organize the closest farm for the last years of my life.

Oh sweet beauty. I think of this all the time.
>First i would collect as many generators as possible, using whatever cars i find along the way.
>Stock up on antibiotics, food and water.
> Collect pills from pharmacys just in case i get a boo-boo.
>Fucking collect tons of medical and how to books for when the internet goes down
> Then i would begin work
>Learn how to fly planes from books and then attempt to fly it
>Enjoy the sick views
>Enjoy the wonderful view of manhattan
>Fly plane into building

This tbqh famalamadingdong

>hoard necessities
>learn important skills
>gather and print information from the net
>travel
>practice art
>find a good place to settle and build a self-sufficient place to stay
>continue with skills ad arts til I'm bored and either keep travelling or kms
>blow some shit up and try out some drugs at various points

>keep a horse to fuck
Same tbqh
Probably a few other things too

stock up on porn

Leave a trail of jizz from NY to LA

>Go to the nearest university (cambridge)
>collect and print all information on (cloning, artificial womb).
> attemp to revive the human race

Go to Mt Rushmore & give Teddy a facial

>10 years untill GPS satelites fall out of orbit

find a nuclear warhead and blow a city just for fun

Basically I'd probably go full tribal in 2 months time.
But the thing with there being exactly no humans other than myself? Fuck that. Not fun. Suicide imminent, after I'd discovered every human secret the world has to offer.

wtf

Wouldn't it be cool in a game that's set in mideval lika times to talk about the "old kingdom" and how they ascended to God hood. The end of the game youre asked to travel to the old kings mountain. You go and find it's an ancient space shuttle overgrown like in pic. You climb the collapsing structure to gather the last bit of magic (technology) left. You end the game in an exosuit becoming a new God amongst man.

>Stock up on supplies
>Develop multiple personalities
>Troll Sup Forums

Nick?

Also... Category V took dump at Cape Canaverel?

Go to NSA headquarters and jerk off to all the celebrity & teen nudes they have saved

>realize that i will die
>let this information become reality
>become sad and horny
>wank off alone in the woods
>becomes boring, need something more
>get idea, find a monkey to fuck
>felt shame
>realized im only, doesnt matter
>found a female monkey
> fucked the female monkey in the asshole
>running away from alpha monkey
>finally escaped
>alone and depressed
>immune system weak
>aids
>coughing blood
>dick starts to deform
>sitting alone in the woods
>women comes along
>realize not alone
>fuck women
>planned to repopulate
>both got aids
>last two humans die
>earth is happy, no more toxication
>3 billion years later sun swallows earth
>silent space
>nothing ever mattered
>it was all an illusion

>Wat do Sup Forums?

I'm goin to Disneyworld

>Wake up alone
>Where is everybody?
>Check internet
>No sources
>Fear zomboes
>Live in Denmark
>Go to gardener to get sharp tools, cuz no guns
>Get lots of canned food, that's what they do in movies
>Cry my eyes out cuz family gone
>Live in my loneliness, playing vidya
>After two weeks prolly go outside, drive around to seriously check around
>Go to all the secured places I usually can't go
>Go to library, learn to grow shit
>Live out my years, unless I get mad