I am so poor that I had to use a coat hanger to unclog my toilet because I cannot afford a goddamn toilet brush

I am so poor that I had to use a coat hanger to unclog my toilet because I cannot afford a goddamn toilet brush.

What is the most embarrassing shit you ever had to do because of being a poor bitch?

Paper clip belt repairs.
Basically straighten out paper clips and use like thread to hold things together a little while longer.

Works surprisingly well.

Also, a co-worker used weed whacker trimmer line as both a shoelace and belt before because he had no better options at the time.

shower with a hose outside. cus water was off.

shit in a bucket in an apt without plumbing.

You don't use a toilet brush to unclog a toilet anyway. So, using a hangar was actually a good move. Fake news.

break into a car to sleep away from the cold

Innovative not embarrassing

>hangar

kek

you can still use a flush toilet without running water you idiot.

Take money from my personal account to buy coke

So I'm not doing it right?
If that's the case, OP isn't doing it right either.
And this thread is the shit that was clogging his toilet.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking your mom because I didn't have enough for a real prostitute

Toilet brushes are for cleaning the bowl, plungers are for unclogging. Also the tool plumbers use to clean drains is basically a wire that can spin so there you go.

Poorest thing I did was take free MIT courses for mechanical engineering, applied for a job as a student, made up a story about having to drop out. Kept job because I was already trained, knew what I was doing. Fuck tuition.

You don't have $3.00?

Without plumbing doesn't necessarily mean plumbing with no active water pipes. Could be a communal washroom situation.

rollin' up cigarettes from butts
meth for old consoles
smart&simple toilet paper, that shit is a dollar..

smoke meth out of aluminum foil from my birthday cake.
steal from my dad, I used to be a meth head those days are over so many regrets, just to many.
But I thank God I dont need meth anymore

If you have a toilet with access to water you are better off than half the world. Suck it up, man.

nothing, im not poor

>implying that's true when you live in a capitalist shit hole where you have to pay for water

You would use a toilet brush to unclog a toilet?

turn three pairs of jeans into one pair, and patch the holes with the remaining material.

fish discarded fruits and vegetables out of the dumpster behind the grocery store

wash with dishwashing liquid, lemon scented. hair as well.

i could go on, but that was long ago, and a painful period in my life.

I used to sell outdated boyscout stickers to buy my family a dollars worth of cheese

>and a painful period in my life.
i should add that at the time i could scrape up one decent meal a week. if i got anything in me two days in a row i felt lucky.

unemployment in an economically depressed city.

once when i was a teenager living with my alcoholic neglectful parents i stole 10 dollars from them and went to different fast food restaurants around my city ordering food and pretending there was a hair in it and demanding my money back after i ate half of it.

i did this for a few days until i got refused at a subway and they didn't want to give me my money back after i ate half a footlong

You don't have 2$?

if you don't have 2 dollars to spend on a toilet brush/plunger at family dollar or something then you're either shit at saving money or you don't have a fucking job. get your priorities straight. i bet you spend money on shit you don't need like fast food

I saw toilet brushes at walmart a couple of days ago.
They were literally a dollar and a half.

Dude EXACTLY this. The water all flushed out and left the shit caked toilet paper fragments wallpapering the inside of the bowl. Maintenance came out and fucking HATED us.

What you just said

Oh, I also stole some guys newspaper today cause I didn't buy TP

Wtf that's not a poor man thing to do, I've always done that, better than a plunger

Once walked 4 miles from my college to the liquor store bc didnt have gas.

how the fuck are you going to unclug anything with a toilet brush?


idiot

I once walked further then that too get weed when I was bored.

And I own a bike.

I thank god that he made you start, in the hope you will die earlier

Not poor but lazy.

I didn't want to stop at the store on my way home. So I stole 4 rolls of toilet paper from the bathroom at work.

>implying that water cleans itself and moves itself to your faucet of its own accord
If you have running water, someone is paying for it somehow, and along the line that probably includes you. If you don't have running water, you probably live in an actual shithole because sewage more advanced than shitholes relies on running water.

God I love Sup Forums

Its not a good idea to it can fuck your plumbing the solid woll sit in the drain with out running water from other fixtures

>to the liquor store bc didnt have gas
If you don't have gas, do you think that buying liquor is a prudent decision?

You can't pay $30 a month for them to take the shit out of your house and put it somewhere else? You need to kill yourself.

>toilet brush
>not a plunger
You fucking savage.

I only got to gamble with 300$ at the casino today.

>rolling up the butts
Shit, son. Were you raised during the Great Depression, too?

Could you not into a soup kitchen (or homeless shelter, community pantry)? There are meals to be had in most cities, Sup Forumsrother.

When I was growing up, we were quite poor. I used to get broken hockey sticks, and old half-used rolls of tape from the trash near the zamboni so I could play street hockey with the guys in my neighborhood. I taped the blades back together, and they lasted for about a game before they were shot.

I once ate hard taco shells with ketchup for flavour when I was broke and had no food

Slept on the floor in my kitchen during the winter because of the warmth kicked out by the poorly functioning refrigerator and oven pilot light.

Stole toilet paper from restaurants and coffee houses, and one time a record store.

Stole a huge sack of potatoes that I happened to see through the open back door of a restaurant in the summer, and did the same thing with a sack of onions at a different restaurant.

Not to be that guy but I have known more than 30 people that have died, some killed,suicide,disease some of natural causes, hey now I know you so maybe you would be the 30 something you know I always pray for people that wish something on me comes double for them.
even 7 to 77 times best of luck to you user

Wore the same adult diapers for 5 days

not there, not then.
i had enough money to pay the rent.
social services, and charities both shut me and people like me out.

>you have a roof over your head?
>fuck off

a friend eventually got me a job in another city, i saved 3 unemployment checks for a bus ticket, some clean thrift store clothes, and some cash to give buddy for letting me stay at his place for a bit.

he made me buy a pair of workboots with the money i tried to give him
hardest 6 weeks of my life, in a hard year. would have died if it weren't for buddy.
forever grateful.

Had to make homemade cat litter for a couple of months out of newspaper and baking soda. Kinda like paper mache. Mr Whiskers was not pleased.

I once swam across Lake Michigan to get a pack of chewing gum.
And I own a yacht

Ramen and tomato soup. Potatobuds, and mushroom soup, had to use powdered milk.

Damn. I hate when charities are dickish like that. Glad that it all worked out OK (and that you're still alive and kicking to tell your story).

sausages in a coffee cup filled with stolen ketchup, meal for the day

used scotch tape to fix zipper on pants shit was macgyver

survived a winter in the northern hemisphere in tennis socks and fake converse (the low tops with holes in them)

plastic bags to hold my books when my goodwill bookbag was too ripped apart to carry anything

sleep instead of eat (this works, but your brain suffers the most)

gave a girl a promise ring made out of yarn, she said yes (but dumped me a year later)

OP's adventure with coat hanger twice

buy the cheapest shampoo and wash everything with it. even dishes

swagged the fuck out in my uncles old garden shoes

stole toilet paper from public toilets/pubs/friends house

ate only mashed potatoes (from powder) with bread 4 days in a row

ate boiled rice with salt few days in a row

by the way I still get girls and I'm 5'8 I don't know what the fuck other normie anons are doing wrong. If I had a little more money I'd be golden.

Yeah, they dump me after a while but I still get to fuck

yeah me too.
had a job a while back in a shop next to the welfare office.

watched niggers of all colors in shabby clothes park their BMW's and 'cedes in our lot and then walk over to the office.
get pretty choked up about that kinda shit now.

Use a big bucket of hot water next time. Drop it from as high as possible and pour it smoothly so it doesn't splash. Problem solved. If you cant afford hot water, sell your computer and get off Sup Forums.

Once I was soo poor I had to go an afternoon without my butler ironing my money for me. The feels man...

Slept in my car for a year
Would shower at the gym
Always asking for money for food for my friends
When car broke down I slept in a couch covered in dog hair