The Superbowl is on. Rate my newly trimmed penis

The Superbowl is on. Rate my newly trimmed penis.

10/10

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Que?

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does it grow?

I think you trimmed too much off it bro

Want to know too...

Yea. I've always been underwhelming when flaccid. Now that I'm 300 lbs it looks like this. Errect, I'm 5.5" without the fat; I loose an inch to the obesity.

are you fat by choice or is it some medical reason? or are you just lazy? post more pics

Becausr I suck. I'll get on the road bike, swim, and lose 30, 40, 50 lbs, but then I wind up gaining 20% more than what I lost.

so is 5.5 now or 4.5 now??

Errect, being this fat, it only comes 4.5" from its surrounds. The fatty flesh will still move so I can penetrate my wife 5.5", which is still laughable, but not as useless I suppose as 4.5".

Go falcons

! Can you please post it erect from a proper angle

Anyone streaming

im 5.5......

Ya done cut the whole dick off

Lick my balls brady cheater

That's cause you have to stop eating so much fatty

Working on that now.

I can't argue there.

Erection without pulling back the fat.

...and with

Not the best place to be but whatever.

you have a wife...go satisfy her dammit

Would be cute if it weren't for the fact that you're a fatty

I would but sex is boring with her. She never wants to try anything new and she finds my urophilia rather unsavory. So half the time I fap it to pee porn rather than try to have sex with my wife anymore.

easy there fatty. girls be crazy

I'm almost exactly the same. I make my wife cum like crazy. I gained a lot after I broke my back and was down a while.

Sounds more like you're fixated on the pee play you can't get with her. Could be wrong, but it seems like there's inflexibility going on both sides. If she can't get past the piss, then she is probably incapable of finding you as attractive as she used to, which lends to a decrease in desire to explore new things to do with you.

What?

Her and I have both put on weight, but her delta from when we met is much greater than mine. I'm afraid she has always been vanilla as I've tried her to get her to do other things like sex on the beach and whatnot but there was zero interest on her end. As I hadn't had intercourse on the regular for some time prior to meeting her, I was okay with that. However, as the years have worn on, I've found myself quite bored with her in bed.

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I'm fat, but my employer pays for my health insurance, not tax payer money. Furthermore, I'm 30 so even considering my weight, I haven't required medical attention. But, uhm, cool d00d.

I like your dick. The smaller ones I seem to like better, more fun to play with in your mouth. Shame you're cut though.

404/10

Love the edit OP

(1) Yea I can't really help that.
(2) Ugh, gay.

Bullshit. I ride mountain/am/light DH and I lost 45 lbs in one summer of riding

Yup. I used to commute on my bicycle and in two semester I dropped nearly 50 lbs. Then after 18 months of not doing shit, I gained about 65 lbs. That shit has more or less been repeating since I was 14. I'm 30 now.

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Don't listen to them! The micropenis is very rare. Def a 10/10

Thanks