/nfl/ general - 69 edition

NE: All eyes on Gronk as his next TD is 69th of career
HOU:Hopkins goes 5-36 on 12 targets vs. Broncos
DEN:Devontae Booker out-snaps CJA 35-28 in win
HOU:Lamar Miller dinged up, gets just 11 carries
DEN:Anderson-Booker combine for 33-190-2 line
HOU:Osweiler averages 3.2 YPA in return to Denver
HOU:Texans RT Newton tore both patellar tendons
SF:Report: Eagles discussing Torrey Smith trade
MIA:Arian Foster suddenly retires at 30 years old
ATL:Report: Tevin Coleman likely out for Week 8
SD:Hunter Henry in league's concussion protocol
JAC:Jaguars sticking with Bortles at quarterback

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First for fuck the stoolers

jets?

why did the ravens pay so much for a QB who cant throw a TD pass?

Fuck 'em.

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Ask the Cowboys

>used to be the Browns
I chuckled

Who is that confirmed bust?

Who is that confirmed bust?

Who is this confirmed bust?

Because Ozzie goes cheap on every other position on the offence so they make it up by overpaying the QB

>More recent Superbowl win
>3-0 in the last games in the series

Heinz Field is literally our backyard rn

Smeth

why are you still using a proxy? what are you ashamed of?

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White Solid-Knee Bridgewater

I love how any past association with the Cleveland Browns name and franchise is a permanent stain on your franchise itself. As it should be.

Steelers: Impeccable, no traces of Browns stink to be found
Ravens: Were once the Browns, would be if not for the city of Cleveland suing the team
Bengals: Literally created as a middle finger to the Browns by the person the Browns were named for, even copied as much of the uniform design as possible
Browns: Literally ARE the Browns

Don't forget:
Oilers: Used to share a division, moved, changed name, sucked for 20 years

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are we still pretending that siemian is good

hes an improvement over what the broncos had last year and all they need to repeat

Good is relative. As long as they keep winning with him, he's good. Better than Brock Osweiler at 72 mil too.

He's barely any better than last year's healthy Manning. The biggest improvement for the Broncos is not having to pay star money for bad QB play rather than any actual improvement in QB play

Yes. He's this year's BEWD

>mfw we finally get to Dak v Wentz and Wentz fucking sucks
dis gon be good

How do we feel about this right now?

>barley any better

okay you're meming

peypey was the second worst qb in the league last season

simeian has been middle of the pack and his only bad game was vs the chargers

He was hurt for most of the season, he was adequate in the play offs (except for the Owl) when he healed

It was pretty much impossible not to improve, but he's been below average

>Better than Brock Osweiler at 72 mil too.
yeah no doubt, Elway can thank the gods for Osweiller deciding to leave

Foles was actually elite that year. He had the best season TD:INT ratio of all time

>foles was actually elite
he wasnt, nobody was prepared for Kelly's scheme and how wide open it left receivers.

either way, statistically he was elite

>tfw darron lee looks like a bust but there are about a half dozen first rounders who have been way more disappointing so far

philip rivers will retire without a ring

sad desu. probably one of the five best QBs not to win one. shoulda won MVP at least once

Yes he will, no thanks to Spanos.

Redskins

Stink

:(

How the fuck am I gonna wake up at 930 to watch this game

I could see an argument he deserved in either 2008 or 2009

The bills will recover

Post things that REALLY make you think


>muh sources

>Every NFC team has a good chance of a collapse

I wonder who will take him.

>Rivers
>better than Peypey or Brees in 2008-09
Sorry, I like Rivers too but it's not even close.

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2008 Rivers was better statistically than Peyton and Brees, he also was the only one of the three to lead his team to winning the division.

2009 i'll give you but he's at least in the conversation. Personally I thought Favre deserved it but wouldn't have been mad with Brees or Rivers.

i love how broncucks fans conveniently forgot that elway offered lolsweiler 16 million a year. hes not the cap genius you retards make him out to be

not as many years or guarenteed money though i think

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/03/09/osweiler-gets-18m-a-year-from-texans-broncos-offered-16m/

>reading comprehension

Broncos were offering 16 mil but not as much guaranteed or as many years, it was more of a prove it type deal like the one cousins or fitzpatrick has.

>he also was the only one of the three to lead his team to winning the division.
Yes, at 8-8. Historically, a record like this pretty much disqualifies you from the discussion as a quarterback.

I think the record low wins for an MVP QB is 10, and that was in a shorter season.

I cant wait to watch the Saints lose to the Xehawks yet again

Rivers was easily the best QB in 2008. He had the highest passer rating in the league by almost 10 points (105.5 vs 97.4), lead the league in several stats and dragged his team to the playoffs where they beat Manning's Colts. Brees probably deserved it in 2009.

Manning won both because he's a media babby. He didn't deserve to win in 2003 either.

Yeah I know wins are unfortunately a requirement for a qb to win mvp but it was just in my personal opinion that Rivers deserved it in 2008.

> elite punting statistics
>amazing athleticism for his position, can stop a deep return and convert a fake
>incredibly talented off the field
>comedic genius
>can play the piano
>only 28 at a position that can last well into the 40s
>mfw the Raiders have the single most based punter in the league

>Arizona Tardilels
Are there enough memes in the world to save our season?

>mfw loins have 2 losses to divisional opponents
>Minnesota will win the division
>mfw the league will do everything it can to ensure green bay makes playoffs
>Loins won't get second wild card spot because those losses will fuck us over

Its not fair bros

Based God Smeth

At least your owner is based as far as I know.

>Eagles lose to the superior Cowboys
>Lions easily trounce crumbling Toxins

Thepartyison.jpeg

me on the right

>worst offense vs worst defense
cant wait for that spaghetti bowl

Bill Ford was too nice to be an owner by all accounts, but I wouldn't mess with Martha.

101 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

>your team
>predicted record for this season
>player(s) you expect to be cut by next offseason
>player(s) you expect to have a larger role on your team by next offseason
>player you want most in the 2017 draft
>player you will actually get in the 2017 draft

begin

Can the Colts win 9 straight games?

Or will the defense let them down?

the who?

72 ELITE GORILLION

>Sunday's game will feature the #Texans--worst offense in the league by DVOA--against the #Lions--worst defense in the league.

they should be ashamed of themselves for letting the fucking toxins own the division

mike zimmer is mentally unhinged. hes literally going to end up killing one of his players

69 get

>your team
Raiders
>predicted record for this season
10-6
>player(s) you expect to be cut by next offseason
Nate Allen and maybe Reggie Nelson
>player(s) you expect to have a larger role on your team by next offseason
Perry Riley Jr.
>player you want most in the 2017 draft
Haven't delved too deep into who's actually available, but definitely a defensive player.
>player you will actually get in the 2017 draft
Way too many variables (draft positioning, player injuries, combine, etc.) left to settle to tell

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toxins shill here. look at the standings. Clots and Titans are both only 1 game behind. Jax is 2 games behind but has already had the bye. The division is still up in the air. Toxins have to sweep the division basically, because all of the out of division games left are no walk in the park for this pathetic team.

Patriots
14-2
DJ Foster, McClellin, LaAdrian Waddle
Malcolm Brown, Danny Amendola, Trey Flowers
any good CB/OT
only Bill knows

AFC:
>Steelers beat the Chiefs
>Broncos beat the Toxins
>Pats beat the Steelers
>Raiders beat the Broncos
>Pats/Raiders AFCCG
>Winner: Pats

NFC:
>Eagles beat the Seahawks
>Falcons beat the Packers
>Cowboys beat the Iggles
>Falcons beat the Vikes in a shootout that goes into OT
>Falcons/Cowboys NFCCG
>Winner: Falcons

>Falcons/Pats owl
>Pats win

It's either gonna be Touchdown Tom or Matty Ice who wins MVP this year.

OPOTY is most likely Julio.

DPOTY is Von Miller's to lose right now

OROTY is Zeke or Dak

DROTY is Bosa

CPOTY I'm gonna take a guess as being Sam Bradford, Jamaal Charles, or Demarco Murray but right now it's tough to figure out who it'll be.

gay sport lol, get lawst

>CPOTY
Andrew Luck, he went from being injured for half of the season and dogshit for another half to a top 3 QB

>Browns
>0-16 or 1-15
>Hopefully Tramon Williams and Cam Erving.
>Cody Kessler will come into his own as a full time leader and progress greatly as a player
>Myles Garrett
>Myles Garrett

tuck rule part 2 imminent

and his team is still bottom of the shitty afc south barrel

>le "I live in Aaron Rodgers shadow" man

matty ice will get MVP. He benefits from 16 games vs 12. Plus the last time an MVP won the owl was Kurt Warner in 1999

>your team
Puckers
>predicted record for this season
10-6
>player(s) you expect to be cut by next offseason
Eatie Lazy
>player(s) you expect to have a larger role on your team by next offseason
Janis? Hopefully. Everybody else fits in pretty well
>player you want most in the 2017 draft
Christian McSwagfrey
>player you will actually get in the 2017 draft
A UCLA defensive tackle that we reached on

How can Jamaal be a comeback if he never comes back
He's still feeling the effects of a torn up ankle

Where did Swedens lone falcon go?

>imokwiththis.mp4

matty melt will never win anything ever

>implying Jonathan Allen isn't better

raped and killed by ficki fickis

Bosa is still a bust you retards

>you guys I posted it again!!

What happened all the Vikings fans?

Back to being the butt of the joke.

Ch/a/rgers will beat the Broncucks again

most talented OSU draft class of all time?

it's Zeke Elliot and a plethora of literal whos

Alix Smiff

>The Falcons-Chargers Super Bowl I've been predicting for the past 4 years is finally guaranteed to happen

Damn it hurts to always be right

Kek Pls be true

Bosa, Mike Thomas, and Darron Lee are all showing promise