Well b, my life is over, time to an hero

Well b, my life is over, time to an hero
>22y/o
>Fucked a lot til I was 20
>Had a year long dry spell
>Fucked 3 girls in the last two years
>Moved to new city, haven't scored in Forever
>Desperate.jpg
>Meet chubby girl at a bar
>Exchange #'s
>Then last Friday
>Go out on date
>She gets me baked
>Pays for everything
>"Shit this is good"
>Go back to her place
>6/10 lay
>Plan to hang out this weekend
>Monday comes
>Dick looks like it has a few ingrown hairs
>Used veet the other day so that's to be expected
>Pop em
>Get really nasty over a few days
>painful Swelling in right side of groin
>Went to the doctor today
>Dr: "lol ya user I'd say you've probably got herpes, go for a blood test tomorrow"
>Mfw, never fuck and still get herpes
>never fuck fat girls b
>Can't really fuck bitches now
>No kids
>Dick is just for show
>Kill me niggers

this is justice porn. people like you deserve this

>butthurt virgin thought process

You'll get over it.

People like me? The fuck did I do to deserve herpes?
Also, will be posting memes/shit to keep the thread going. General ylyl shit

Seriously though, not like I was out there fucking hoes every week

pretty sure in this day and age you can find other people with herpes to fuck online there bud, Homos have bug catching, I dont think its the end of the world

Myaswell become a cuck now though?
Also I posted this meme for new years this year too

You fucked a fat bitch out of desperation. Thank you for this thread, though. Maybe others will learn from your stupidity.

you went out and fucked some ugly cunt you barely knew. that's just plain stupid. you're paying for your stupidity. i can fuck my girlfriend whenever i want and never have to worry about this type of shit.
get fucked faggot

Shit man, i remember once i had a wart on my dick without even having sex

Just seems nasty though?

This
I'm 99% sure it exists

he didnt have a girlfriend nimrod, dont you get bored just fucking the same bird?

Im married, i think about it all the time

fat girls fuck more than hot girls. generally speaking. i always go for top tier.

of course i get bored sometimes, but then i just either think of something to spice it up or jack off. better than getting herpes like an idiot, that's for sure

Ya man, not like I was fucking around or anything

and if they have herpes you know they will most like fuck on the first date and you definitely dont have to wear protection cause your fucked anyway!

Its like fucking you girlfriend when she is pregnant, the damage is already done!!!

Just moved to this city, haven't met any quality girls, been jacking off for 10 months straight, she seemed nice and payed for the date, I wasn't not gonna fuck her if she wanted me too.

if you derp you might as well herp

so you're trying to tell me you didn't make a mistake? you fucked yourself over, bud. this is on you

Obviously I did, just all the white knights on here going "hurr dee durr, how dare you sleep with a girl on the second date" like fuck me if that's a social fuck up

This. It's not so bad and it starts happening less and less often.

I can't believe that around 1/7-1/5 people have it though, that's epidemic levels

Hahaha know the feels but luckily my fat girl wasn't fat.
And we've been together for two years now propsing this month it isn't as bad as you think just don't fuck around when your having an out break you'll be fine

Did you use a condom?

Regretfully no, I didn't think I was getting laid that night

Threads like these make me wonder if karma really does exist.
Learn from your mistake, faggot. You deserved it.

You can still get it on your pubis not covered by condom

Okay. I think I'm going to lose my virginity next weekend and I keep seeing stories on Sup Forums about people getting herpes so I'm getting a little worried about that

Wrap your dingus man

I never thought about that, but it's just been my experience with it. There's also meds to suppress it but I only keep them around for breakouts. It might feel like the end of the world now but I pretty much forgot about it at this point

Don't worry I definitely will

So many tainted people in this thread. World would be better off if you all died. Get fucked.

Welcome to being a man, faggot.

They're super common, a very large portion of the population has them so it's not that big of a deal.

Fortunately for the majority of those who contract HSV, you may have a handful of outbreaks the first couple years, then after that most people only experience outbreaks once in a blue moon often times triggered by severe stress. Unfortunately there is no cure, but with antivrials outbreaks are kept to a minimum. On the bright side the older you get the better your body gets at fighting them so you have less outbreaks that are less severe as time goes on. On the even brighter side.. you can smash all the sluts with HSV all you want worry free and don't have to worry about catching herpes.

Millions and millions of people all across the world live good lives with very little impact from this disease. Hell most people after they contract it don't even know they have it for six months to a year or even more without having an outbreak.

If you take medication for it, use condoms, and don't try to pull any ass with an outbreak of open sores you will most likely not even spread it.

I got it from my wife, she told me she had it before we were ever intimate. I liked her a lot before i even knew or were even sexual.. we used protection for months, no issues. After a while we knew we were going to stay together so I said fuck it, can't be that bad. Had been together for years having unprotected sex before I ever noticed one on me. Now I get one or two on my pubic area, not my dick/balls once or twice a year, totally not an issue

The single worst thing about HSV (herpes) is the social stigma it carries. Almost everyone has some form of the virus in their bodies.

You may have to give one night stands a rest, unless your an asshole who doesn't care about spreading your filth.. if a woman/gf/whoever cares/loves you loves you, then something as harmless as herpes isn't going to scare them away

Still this user.

Also, with how common this disease is, think about the times you had chemistry with a chick you were trying to hook up with and she 'got weird' and didnt ens up sealing the deal. She may not have wanted to open up to you like that yet, people don't like telling their secrets so she just got weird and seemed like you goofed up your game