Major Iceborg will accompany you - as your wife!

Major Iceborg will accompany you - as your wife!

*bow-thwip*

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I want to fuck her fat face and tits

Negative I am a meat popsicle

When will people acknowledge this for the true kino it is?

It's definitely futurekino

absolute kino. great soundtrack too.

THICC

KORBEN DALLAS!

AZIZ

LIGHT

>implying Sup Forums doesn't want leah sw hair and solid 6 foot non fat obedient wife
WTF is happening to Sup Forums?

GIMME DE CASHHHH

SUPER GREEN

Nice hat.

YOU LIKE IT?

the apitomy of kino

One of my dad's favorite movies so it's kino

>Negative. I am a meat popsicle

was this scene referencing that other scene in payback?

it was so out of the blue and didn't really add anything to the story. don't get me wrong, i liked it for the worldbuilding and it was pretty entertaining but definitely random

RIP Major Iceborg
like her name she became an iceberg

>apitomy
I'll let you off satan

...

>meat popsicle
>dead

pottery

...

All dads like the Fifth Element.

-The Diva's singing gives me chills every. fucking. time.

LAIF, hwhich hyew so NOBLY serve isbornof DERSTRUCTION 'n chaos. Take for example this glassr WARTER, it is PLACID, SERENE. BORING. But if'n I add a li'l DERSTRUCTION...!

*crash, whirr, etc*

Now just look all these li'l THANGS runnin' round! Think about all, thuh DESIGNERS and ENGINEERS who had to do these gizmos and make they money and go home to they wives to clean up and so they have litttle bitty babies o they own who grow up and in turn make babies of they own and so on and SO FORTH. THUS! Adding, to the GREAT CHAIN, of LAIF.

You see father, by adding a li'l Chaos, I am, in fact: encouraging life.

Cheers.

Zorg says "I know" three times as a rhythmic plot device, each time escalating in violence, before uttering his last words, which rhyme.

This movie is proof that live action anime can work.
I actually convinced this anime nerd in middle school that it was based off one of the greatest animes of all time but it was banned for being to progressive and all copies were destroyed.
>TFW he believed it till his poor ass family got an internet connection

neat.

I want more.

yfw that guy is Amelie's subject of stalking.

you now realise his hair is a penis/microphone

You now realize this guys name is ruby rod.
His name literally means rigid red cock

those tits

blew my mind when i found out

but everything with a big budget nowadays is a CGI shitfest + grimdark or low budget with shitty actors and trying so hard to be ironic that they're forcing the "so bad it's good" schtick.

He also directed La Haine

I honestly hated this movie

user E. MUSS

REDDIT PASS

It's a its a its a shitpost

she's my waifu

sorry wrong picture

18+

And this is why Dalton Bond is best Bond.

it definitely is

>filename

her jaw ain't that bad

LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS

Im 24 and my dad is 46.

>Pierce Brosnan's favorite Bond movie.jpg

as a kid it always upset me that he killed them

Aren't they're alive at the end?

Are the 4k's of old movies are legit and not just upscaled BR's?

>mfw 1997 was 20 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=-AzJ5_8Cqdc

>"Čo sa dievča si myslíš, že som?" It means What kind of a girl do you think I am?!

lol would smash

It established that Dallas was a legit badass, judging by all the guns he has collected, that's all

This.

35mm film can be scanned in higher resolutions.

>THUS!
I love the delivery of that word

I know, but did they really rescanned them, though?

>You are Faiiii-yard

What did he mean by this?

who cares i got free lunch out of it

Who was Faiiyaad and why was he never mentioned again after this scene?

>The Fifth Element 1997 WEB-DL TrueHD Atmos 7.1 x264 21602
>58GB

I mean, yeah, it's reasonable, given the resolution, but still.

I think I'm gonna have to get a new HDD soon, at least 4TB.

there are like 10 movies in 4k on torrents now though

this is the ultimate future of instagram/vlogging

Lol this meme aga- OH SHIT IT WAS

I don't associate with people who actively dislike Fifth Element.

jej

they didn't die. all 3 of them show up at the end with the president + capsule of leeloo and corbain dallas being lewd

All I know is that I definately want to scan that ass.