In three hours, I will start recording a youtube video of myself reading the comments of this thread out loud

In three hours, I will start recording a youtube video of myself reading the comments of this thread out loud.

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saxaphone boom boom owlie poo poo

CUNT FUCK TROMBONE IN MY ASS CUCK SLAP MY COCK FACE OWL FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAFUCKINGCUNTFAG

Niggers should be hung, women are not mens equals, white men are superior.

The holocaust is a jew spewed lie.

Trump is the best president ever and I love transexual pedophile porn and furr tentacles with prolapse.

Sometime I read gay fanfictions.
I ain't gay tho.
It's not like I fap to traps.

yesterday soros in my ass

i ate billy

I fuck cats. I secretly jerk off to my mother everynight and dream about sucking on her massive teetaas

FUCK NIGGERS

I luv u 5evr, dat mean mor den 4ever

Nederlands is een mooie taal Scheveningen weed peen en ui

I will never be happy.

CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN

THE MOON LANDING WAS A FALSE FLAG

Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend
Upon thyself thy beauty's leg?
Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend,
And being frank she blends to those are free.
Then, beauteous niggard, why dost thou abuse
The bounteous largess given thee to give?
Profitless usurer, why dost thoust usest
So great a sum of sums, yet canst not live?
For having traffic with thyself alone,
Thou of thyself thy sweet self dost deceive.
Then how, when nature balls thee to be gone,
What acceptable audit canst thou leave?
Thy unused beauty must be tomb'd with thee,
Which, used, lives th' executor to be.

When you wish upon a star, your dreams been dead for thousands of year already.

nigger tongue my anus

k

Check this 5

NIGGERS NIGGERS STEALING BIKES
IN THE SUBBURBS OF LA
WHAT CUCKISH SJW EYE
COULD FRAME YOUR DINDUUH NOTTING SAY?

here's an inconvenient truth for you: poop tastes better with jizz in it.

Suck my motherfucking cock you Jew nosed, half pint lookin, cunt ass piece of unholy donkey shit.

I'm gonna kick the shit out of you so hard you'll taste stool the next time you cough. I'll puncture your lungs with my massive cock so for the rest of your days you'll have semen in your bronchial tubes you zipperhead gook.

Nigger nigger nigger nigger.

The left caused 9/11 by being supreme pussies

Oh god, why have I done this. This thread is absolute cancer. Sage goes in all fields.

Also OP should at least give us his YouTube channel so I don't have to wait three fucking hours for delivers.

KYS URSELF AND DIE

no wait i can saev this

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
IM NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

When your girlfriend goes to a beach party in colorado and she gets the heart attack from watching lone sharks kill a seal, revive her asap by pulling her eyelids outwards and pissing in the eyelid pocket. This message is approved by the NR AYE, nobody is watching

Yo, les margoulins !
Ça va aujourd'hui ?
Moi? Super ! J'ai enfin décidé entre sauter d'un pont ou faire une overdose d'héro :D
Je vais faire les deux !

P.S: Tout les américains sont des sacs a merde décérébrés et inutiles, juste bon a bouffer des burgers ou ouvrir leurs grandes gueules pour dire de la merde au lieu de se taire et réfléchir

Allez tchao bonsoir

Crusty cum socks taste like chips

its a dubs train-it must be done

and then i woke up

And I realized I had shat all over my bed. Mummy will certainly remove a few GBP for this. I hope I still have enough for tendies.

Two to the one to the two to the three, I like good pussy and ai like good trees, smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe and I get more ass than a toilet seat. Three from the one to the two from the three, I met a bad bitch last night at the D, let me tell you how I made her leave with me, conversation and tenese.

HOW MANY DICKS MUST A MEN SUCK DRY
BEFORE YOU CAN CALL HIM A FAG?
YES, AND HOW MANY NIGS COCKS MUST A WHITE CUCK SHAG
BEFORE HE CAN CHECK PRIVILEGE
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannonballs fly
BEFORE ONLY BLACK LIVES MATTERS
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the tugs,
The answer is blowin' in them and kneel

It's Hennessey you fucking idiot

You gotta commit or your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Suck my toes.

Lurk moar

How the fuck are people gonna see the delivery. This thread and like half the people posting in it are gonna be gone in three fucking hours.

I play Pokémon go everyday

Life is a constant parade of sideshow after sideshow, waiting for the main event. Then you die.

I love snorting pubic hair

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Also check em.

I love anime pussy trump is a sick cunt

Oskar lamington is named after a chocolate

hey OP where can we see the video? niggerfgt

Exactly, OP is a fucking gay retard . I'm about to make my own thread and actually post a place to receive the delivery

Joeseph And TDC/JFK

please do it would be ashame to see all of these user's hard work goto waste, there is some gold here and I would like to hear it

I'm on mobile so I'm trying to see if there's any way I can quickly create a still image with some audio over it

MOM WHERE IS MY VIRGINITY?

Upyourass

how loud?

Okay the video is uploading, I'll post link when it's finished but my YouTube account is 110 Montauk if you guys miss it.

Yes, YES, NO MOM I SWEAR IM NOT GAY... but seriously kill yourself fag.. I LIKE POLSKA KIELBASA... stop fingering my ass uncle JERRY, saltine sleeve

OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP is a faggot.

HEY NOW! YOU'RE A MEMESTAR. GET UR HARDON. CUM PLAY
HEY NOW! YOU'RE A MEMESTAR. GET UR HARDON. CUM PLAY

I'M A FUUUUUCKING FAAAAAAAAGET

LEEEEEEET'SSSSS GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS!

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you'll need to read all these out loud now, you promised NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

poor OP i feel bad for him being such a faggot

youtu.be/nRM_7QyzAVc HERE IT IS BOIS

aww shit son

OP DELIVERED LELS LELS LELS

Follow me on Twitter @RonnieScholar

I'm not even OP, he never posted a place to receive deliver so I decided not to be a faggot

vocaroo.com/i/s1xys6eAYvcG

you better be that fuckin owl

* play any of Michael Jackson's copyrighyed tracks *

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkMrD0CeUJ

Video is unlisted. OP is a faggot.

>2:29

Good work

If you tell me you fucking lot of luggage? so I know that the US military has completed a best in class, this may have been involved in several secret Al Saudi, you will get to kill more than 300 trained gorilla war, I say to all our military sniper best. You're the only goal in this for me. We have never seen the light, and what to remove and mark the word hell. I think you can get away with saying that shit on the internet? Consider the bastard to do. If this is the case, we must be prepared storm larvae Now we have the results of the agent to communicate with each of our intelligence network in the United States and studies. cotton towels storm called a compassionate life. holding a dead baby. You will never be where you kill more than seven hundred different ways and this is just my bare hands. You little shit, I'm ready to fight for large arsenal, but to wipe his ass full access to all Army Corps, US Navy, that only the continent. If you are not familiar with, such as penalties for "smart" you are holy to bring down, maybe to organize a language rabies. If it was, but can not, you can now pay the price, fool. My Dung Rabies front will drown. Are you the leg of a dead child.

What on earth are you just a dildo a little bit dog about me? I know that you are graduating from the top of my class to the Navy, and I was involved in many secret entrants into the channel quarda, and have a death of over 300 confirmation It must be. I am practicing in the gorilla war and I am a high sniper in the US military. You are nothing for me, not just one goal. This exactly ends my unkindness due to it, one unprecedented curse in this country. Do you think that you can tell me that shit through the Internet when you come out? Think again, bastard. I am in the secret network of Spy all over the US, I connect your IP, now I have a better storm and preparation for larvae continues. A storm that destroys poor things called life. Cursed dead, baby. It can be done anytime, anywhere, and can be killed in more than 700 ways, but this is his bare hand. Not only I but your work I have not got extensively trained in unarmed battles, but do not have access to the entire Navy's Arsenal of the United States and the unhappy exclusion to the ass on the ass face of the continent Shit is used for the shit. If you can not know what the penalty holds closing his mouth is probably the world that has a small "smart" comment on strange deletion. But I am paying the current price, you can not dildo, idiot. Anger is shit about you, you drown on it. A cursed dead young man.

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
other universes
talk to aliens
addiction the bogposting
can last up to 6 weeks
must abandon your freinds and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
will see aliens that will test mental capacity
a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
able to citrus-dick without pain
flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

never been reached
immortality is granted
replace Igor

The 5 Stages of the Bog Pill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact
γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, won't be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases, Igor will appear but never Grishka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
other universes
talk to aliens
addiction the bogposting
can last up to 6 weeks
must abandon your freinds and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
will see aliens that will test mental capacity
a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
able to citrus-dick without pain
flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

never been reached
immortality is granted
replace Igor

At last I've found you, my most slippery foe.
For years I've trawled the darkest depths of this Mongolian wood carving website, hoping beyond hope to one day come across your vile visage.
Your trolling, lies, and debauched shenanigans will come to an end tonight.
As we speak, crack team of Arminian genocide deniers and social justice warriors are walking up their twitter accounts, and within minutes, this thread, that comment, and everything you've ever posted will be used to track you down and bring you before the altar of the Hildog, where your blood will be shed in penance for your crimes against social justice.
Never again will you see the sun.
Carpae trollulum

No one truly knows the intentions of gods. As mere mortals we can only sit back and wait our entire lives to experience and understand only moments of their eternal existence.

There are those who foretell of Bogs eternal love being blessed upon the mortal human race where we live in a wondrous time of scientific enlightenment and life spans increase 100x.

There are also those who foretell the bogmageddon where they purge every human who is incompatible with the bogdanoffs holy DNA leaving a meager population of perfect bog like humans to continue our species.

There are also those, who appear in the night in places you would never expect. They gather at a specific time in a hidden location and discuss the end of time which may be caused by the Bogdanoff brothers. They will use their wondrous knowledge of the functions of the universe as they know it to destroy the entire planet with nothing but a glance and a smile from their perfect face.

Three different fates, three different bogdabilities. Only time shall reveal which comes to pass.

>Be me
>Wake up
>Realize nothing means anything.
>Tell me, myself and, I to lay off on teh suicide plans.
>Because
>Out there on the biggy diggy wide interwez there exist forums unt sites what are exclusively designed for and cater to shitposting.
>And
>So
>Therefore
>Shit
>mUsT
>BEH
>PoStEd
>MFW
>Moving pictographic image of relevance.

>Time is the apex-predator of the universe.
>All things will become not but dust and ash.
>We're all dead men living.
>And deep down on the inside we iz all skerlinton kangz
>Shiggy blyat
>cyka diggy
>Flop de wopps
>I does the bettle rollz
>The dark-one Milhouse will rise once more to consume the Mudkipz and confront the almighty creator Magicarp in his eternal splash.
>???
>Profit
>Girugamesh?¿?¿

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

This many edges on a 3d model would take my dual e5v4 xeon processor with a pair of quadro M6000 gpu's weeks to render.

normies leave reeee

Hail to thee, Kek! Hail to thee, Kek, who created himself.
Thou art the High, in this thy name of “Height.”
Thou camest into being in this thy name of “KEK”
Hail to thee, Eye of Horus, which he furnisheth with his hands
completely.
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the West;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the East;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the South;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the North;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those who are in the earth;
[For] thou art obedient to Horus.
He it is who hath furnished thee, he it is who hath builded thee,
he it is who hath made thee to be dwelt in.
Thou doest for him whatsoever he saith unto thee, in every place
whither he goeth.
Thou takest them to him in every place wherein it pleaseth him to be.
The doors upon thee stand fast [shut] like the god Anmutef,
They open not to those who are in the West;
They open not to those who are in the East;
They open not to those who are in the North;
They open not to those who are in the South;
They open not to those who are in the middle of the earth;
But they open to Kek.

He it was who made them, he it was who made them stand firm, he it was who delivered them from every evil attack which the god Set made upon them. He it was who made thee to be a settled country in this thy name of “Kek” He it was who passed bowing after thee in thy name of “Nut.” He it was who delivered thee from every evil attack which Set made upon thee

I hurt myself today...
To see if i still feel
I focus on the memes, the only thing thats real
The Pepe tears a hole, the old familiar frog
try to shill it all away
But I deposit, everything...

I hurt myself today...
To see if i still feel
I focus on the memes, the only thing thats real
The Pepe, tears a hole, the old familiar frog
try to shill it, all away
But I just shitpost, everything...

-What have i become
-my normie friend
-That is bait i know
-but i reply in the end

>be a meme war veteran
>sometimes I get flashbacks
>I can still hear Alex Jones screaming
>I can still see the shitty CTR memes when I close my eyes

>try to go to sleep
>"WHEN THE GUNS START BLAZING HE'S GOING TO CHOP HER LIKE FUCKING MINCE MEAT! HE'S GOING TO FUCKING CRUSH HER! I'M GOING TO ORGANIZE WITH MY FAMILY AND REALIZE THAT WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE SOCIAL ENGINEERS! 20% OFF MALE VITALITY! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! HAND OVER THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD! PEPE! PEPE! PEPE!"

Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.

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Meme war 1 also refeared as Great meme war or The meme war to end all meme wars (ww1 referance)Was a conflict betven internet sites sparked bye 2016 presidental election betven Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump.Witch lasted from 2015 to november 8th 2016 Bigest part in it took conservative right wing Sup Forums Progresive liberal Reddit and some omount took tumblr ,facebook ,Instagramm etc.The war in general was to make memes and exchange them betvean sites to prove other one that there candidate is superior.One of the biggest batles was betvean reddit and Sup Forums witch was also (bye Sup Forums users) refered as invasion into Reddit wich in the end Sup Forums won,and many Sup Forums users where joking how they humiliated reddit users and they hope this wount lead in any conflicts in the future (refearing to France and Britain Humiliating Germany after its loss in ww2 witch played a big role in Rise of Adolf Hitler)Although these so called ''Batles'' didnt do mutch to the election in general but the bigest contribution was the memes them selves,bigest part of the memes where yust procandidate memes that had no points in them hovever the few for example #DraftOurdaughters meme posted on Sup Forums witch was making fun of hilary,s Pro woman attitude and her idea,s of no fly zone in syria witch would let into direct conflict with russia where these so called game changer memes witch where copied and reposted in verius of sites all across the internet and made many undecidet voters a new idea,s of bouth candidates.After 8th of november trump,s victory meme war was over and Sup Forums left victorius.

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Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

"Realize nothing means anything"

Well that's correct, it's everything and nothing at the same time.

We are the dreaming divine consciousness experiencing individuality billions of times, the person you think you are is but a dream of Divine consciousness (God) which is everything (the whole Universe and all dimensions).

The kicker is our ego our persona is just a collection of thoughts, our life just a creation of a supreme consciousness experiencing individuality, in you is that divine consciousness and he observes as your mind and body fap or do anything for that matter.

This is what all Yoga/Hindu's/Buddists believe pretty much and I've discovered they are probably right, this isn't a simulation per se, it's a dream of a God.

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ғᴀsᴄɪsᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴀᴅᴏʟғ ʜɪᴛʟᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ғɪʟᴍ “sɪᴇɢ ʜᴇɪʟ ʟɪғᴇsᴛʏʟᴇ” ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɴʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ.

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8

Comment or your mom will die in her sleep

But on the plus side is everyone is God in a sense for everyone has the divine consciousness inside them observing your life.