Be me

>be me
>enjoy my morning drive to work
>I listen to music
>no nig nogs or fags, just me and the road
>as I get closer to work, I pass this one bus stop
>co-worker is always there
>sometimes I pick her up, but I hate it
>shaped like a bowling ball but nice lady
>I try to drive pass the bus stop so she won't see me
>drive into outside lane so as to avoid her
>try to hide beside trucks and other cars
>get stuck at light, she sees me
>fuckme.jpg
>I pull over to the side to pick her up
>waddles over to my car
>scramble to make room and put the seat back for her ham legs
>suspension creaks as she gets into the car
>turn down music, was just getting into it
>my serenity is broken
>mfw
>what do I do to avoid this situation?

Take a different route

Get facial reconstruction surgery and a new car, also change your name/gender.
Don't be fucking useless.

/thisthreadisover

Drive pass her backwards next time she'll think you're going home

Get one of these OP

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1. ham cage
2. driving backwards
3. Caitlyn Jenner surgery

LOOOOOL

ya gotta beat the light, OP, or take a different route to work

maybe you can cut through a shopping center and go around or something?

it's the only route. there's no other way to work. it's a dead end street. not rich enough to fly helicopter to work.

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Have you considered not giving her a ride?

Just don't fucking pick her up.

Take a different route?

Put this on your car

Cycle to work work m8 you just have to do it once, landwales are afraid of physical exercise and anyone who participates in it.

mmmphbbBULLSHIT

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No other route to your dead end street? How far are you taking her, a couple blocks?

Maybe head to work earlier? Or go to the gym near your work in the morning beforehand.

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It's a long street, the drive only takes 2 minutes but it stills ruins my commute. We work in a small office so it's awkward if I don't pick her up. I may bike when the weather is warmer...

Time your drive so that you either go past the bus stop before she gets there or after she's already on the bus. Easy.

Tell her your seatbelt broke and you don't wanna get a ticket. Make a lie like cops are heavy in this area. Or leave earlier.