British-German Friendship thread

Hello Brits, I just wanted to tell you that we stil love you

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the feeling isn't mutual

L.O.L.

I fail to see a difference between English and Northern German countryside

I am Bavarian but when I visited countryside near Hamburg I was suprized how similar it is to England

Do NOT listen to this poster

same here, visited my brother in Oxford and it felt like home t_b_h

surprised*
krauts aus

meddl loide, ich soll hier miehmen

ihr habt doch mehr migranten als berlin
L.O.L.

England has mountains, we don't. Only Norfolk is similar to Northern Germany.

No, I just like Germany and believe that we as Anglo-Saxons must go forth united with our Germanic brothers.

ja, aber die meisten sind Europäer.
Italiener, Kroaten, Serben, Rumänen, Österreicher, Franzosen etc

*some mountains

more like Scotland has """mountains"""

> Kroaten, Serben, Rumänen
Also Zigeuner.

jugoslawen sind nicht so verkehrt

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Die meisten "Jugoslawen" in Deutschland sind trotzdem Zigeuner.

>Die meisten "Jugoslawen" in Deutschland sind trotzdem Zigeuner.
Käse. Jugos hassen übrigens Ziggos

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> Jugos hassen übrigens Ziggos
Deswegen gehen die Zigeuner ja nach Deutschland bzw. Bayern.

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Where are my British friends?

i don't think they want to be friends bud

No, the only place in England with mountains is the Lake District

why, what did you do to them?

England has """"mountains"""", yes.

There's the Pennines too, a mix of """"mountains"""" and hills.

looks comfy

Jeder Tritt ein Brit.

Why "Gott strafe England" and not "Gott strafe Frankreich"? wew

But histotically you hate each other, I know that behind that lovely behaviour is a nazi waiting for killing them.

only ww1 and 2. we were allies against the frogs.

they are german by blood

because england was the main enemy at this time, biggest empire etc. france was just a meme

he is right, france has been declining since napoleon.
beaten 3 times in a row.

>tfw Germany and England would be best friends if the Eternal Frog didn't invade us in 1066 and have us ally with them in both World Wars
We could have ruled the world, you and I.

>mfw actually Germans made France a republic

We still hate you

I had always thought that France was the main enemy and England was more of a side-player sitting on across the channel. I suppose it makes sense though given the whole thing about Germany challenging Britain economically and by building their navy up.

>We still hate you
still don´t now why. It´s not like we burned hundreds of english villiges to the ground (like we did in russia)

>I had always thought that France was the main enemy

I think our "arch enemy" are the slavic nations under russian leadership.

they called them "slawische dampfwalze" slavic steamroller

>I had always thought that France was the main enemy
before unification france was the main enemy, the united hate against france was the only reason why germans formed the german empire and made the prussian king the german kaiser.

>I suppose it makes sense though given the whole thing about Germany challenging Britain economically and by building their navy up.
it was actually britain who started with this shit, made in germany was actually an british idea, after this turned down, no the irony behind this it helped more, they fought of germany as a dangerous threat, not only economicall but also in navy stuff after autism wilhem proclaim his shit with the "rightfull place under the sun" garbage.

They're even adopted the getman accent while they speak english
"Ai DouTed my Uld nigga "

thanks man, you too

> Of course I trust the eternal anglo to want the best for continental europe