Han solo dies, killed by his son kylo ren
Han solo dies, killed by his son kylo ren
That's nothing. Apparently Vader is Luke's father.
I know, right?
Dumbledore dies, killed by Snape
This didn't happen in my timeline. Stop forcing this meme.
I'm gay
WELL THANKS FOR RUINING STAR TREK
King Kong dies after climbing Empire State Building
Jesus dies in the bible
Eve ate the apple, and god got pissed
your girlfriend will cheat on you...
and you will be turned on.
Thanks Internet Explorer
Trump wins the election, hilarity ensues
But then he comes back to life, or something. Because reasons. Like Spock did in Star Trek.
libcucks get mad and turn into the very hypocrites they hate
Like Harry Potter in the Deathly Hallows
>watching any star wars movie
The only good thing was the expanded universe and disney just shat all over it
Carrie Fischer dies too, killed by cocaine.
>Jesus died for out sins
>he didnt really die though
fucking religious people
>disney just shat all over it
EU was already shit, all Disney did was flush the toilet.
Hitler was nazi
.............and !!!!!
I always wondered about the StarWars thing, so many plot holes.
So it is taking place a long time ago right? But we don't even have spaceships now, so how are they living on other planets?
Doesn't matter though. In the newest movie the woman of the story is English speaking with english accent but neither Luke or Leia was English in the movies so how can their daughter be that?
So in the first couple of movies they didn't know the evil siths existed right? But all sith have red swords, why didn't the jedi council just have like a weekly lightsaber inspection day? If anyone is red, you're dead.
The evil guy would have been made a long time before he could cause all the trouble.
Same person
Narrator IS Tyler Durden
Luke dies is the next movie, trust me I work for Nintendo
nah, not a cuck faggot like you.
The villain from die hard 3 is the brother of Hans from the first die hard movie