/heem/: dan henderson edition

Upcoming events:

10/28: RFA 45 - Merrchaert vs Waldon
11/04: Bellator 163 - McGeary vs Davis
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11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/10: Bellator 164 - Koreshkov vs Lima 2
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya
11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson
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11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
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12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

News:

>Holloway vs Pettis added to UFC 206
mmajunkie.com/2016/10/max-holloway-vs-anthony-pettis-mitch-gagnon-vs-matthew-lopez-added-to-ufc-206

>Ralek Gracie signs with Bellator
mmajunkie.com/2016/10/ralek-gracie-signs-with-bellator-plans-to-debut-at-bellator-170-in-january

>Moose on Vitor TRT usage
mmafighting.com/2016/10/26/13413580/morning-report-gegard-mousasi-blames-mental-issues-of-vitor-belfort

>Bigfoot takes new fight outside of the UFC
mmafighting.com/2016/10/26/13419736/antonio-bigfoot-silva-signs-to-fight-undefeated-prospect-in-russia

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instagram.com/p/BMCja58BfLk/
youtu.be/MjCFEmPce88
youtu.be/FCfV-B7-GzA
bloodyelbow.com/2016/10/26/13418204/mma-news-james-krause-out-of-ufc-belfast-co-main-event-vs-ross-pearson
youtube.com/watch?v=DFc5wvx-8t0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

karolina champion bless

Move this general to aspie

>bulgar rats

Max Holloway and Tony Ferguson are only fighters in UFC history to earn 8+ UFC wins without a title shot. Never happened in 23 years prior.

Gooby bless.

>coral springs

where does bless [insert fighter name] come from? is this a /heem/-exclusive meme, or just adopted from other boards or threads

also pfisty bless

i'll move you into the living death if you talk to me like that again

>some """"""people"""""" think Michael Johnson will be able to not get ragdolled by Kebab

they're just causals who have only seen Khabib fight Horcher and Johnson fight Nate and Poirier

...

FIght Fans™ are a religious people

Jones bless

...

Newfags being newfags.

Also,
>coral springs

...

Have (You) tanked Conor today?

I'll move my dick into your mother.

let's see you make me

pic related: it's me

trips of truth

Your mother's number of sexual partners is trips.

you seem mad, have a kookie

IT IS ALL OVER

Nick vs bisping.. imagine the shit talk

I'm not mad, the moose just runnin' loose!

Also, I'll eat your mother's kookie

Schaub is God

kaffirboetie

have another

>coral springs

I accept your kookie with grace and humility.

Also, your mother's a whore.

instagram.com/p/BMCja58BfLk/
I hope his spine isn't platinum

whore on the left

*is platinum

It's gonna be titanium soon

none of you would last 10 seconds in my guard

epic. simply epic.

Nick's certainly a bit more coherent and intelligible than Nate, it'd be a good romp

This man is well and truly the last hope for white men everywhere.

platinum collab with the misfits when?

This nigga

WIll brooks has a cooking channel now
youtu.be/MjCFEmPce88

Dennis Bermudez does too
youtu.be/FCfV-B7-GzA

he went there

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

M8, I would convincingly drop 3 rounds to you, then still win due to incompetent judging.

Yeah, his fried chicken sandwiches on ep 1 looked tasty

Hmm, what did he mean by this?

reminder that Santa Claus doesn't even real.

his da got convicted of rape in the 80's

Hence the
>mcgregors were never wanted on top
:^)

Well done yank, you're a real bright spark

Who is that hipster chilling with Kevin Spacey?

I've had personal boxing lessons from Dillian Whyte (lovely chap, very friendly), but I'm still a terrible boxer. AMA.

feeling blessed right now

Is this the natty limit?

What's your record

I have 4 wins and 0 losses in amateur boxing

What's your record laddzzzz

...

No, Joshua is a fraud and I hope he gets knocked out sooner rather than later.

0-0-0, complete novice who wasn't even close to competing.

didn't his dad used to beat him for refusing to do plumbing? and now he is making some money, he is back on board

Why hate Joshua? Fury is the coked out retard.

3-2 in unsanctioned schoolyard bouts

Meet me in the handball courts after school till I scatter ye ya fukin ratboy
*takes a draw of me rollie and blows it in your face*
Gluck booiiiiii

Hate athletes who are just media robots without any personality. At least Fury says exactly what he thinks, even if what he thinks is completely batshit.

He got into a fist fight with his dad after McGoat told him to fuck off with his plumbing bullshit.

We are in the McGoat era lads. Feel blessed.

>tfw can heem every here

396-1

desu he has improved his TDD a lot since that fight according to that fight he hasn't been taken down after that.

You're going to hate the UD Ward puts on Kovalev.

>ywn drop your dad with dat left hand and then go on to make millions

JDIMSA

1-0

Cheeky bastard ye

i bowled a 205 once

Yeah, those UK boxers with their big personalities. Who could forgot... uh... huh...

Could his da take dat left?

Tyson fury who identifies as Irish

We have best and entertaining fighters

Only if he's on top.

...

I'd assume it comes from H3H3's "papa bless"

>ywn buy the UFC and formally induct the female fighters and ring girls into your slave harem

Weird feels thread?

Why is Conor 60 in this pic?

It's Connor in his signature 1980s IRA politician glasses, in comparison with a big ra head politician wearing the same glasses

Pic related is are gerry

Name a wrestler he's fought since then.

memba Dos Anjos?

bloodyelbow.com/2016/10/26/13418204/mma-news-james-krause-out-of-ufc-belfast-co-main-event-vs-ross-pearson

Poirier, but Poirier didn't attempt a single takedown in that fight

He's been replaced by Stevie Ray

People STILL think McNigger will not completely tko/ko Alveraz in rd2

>Inb4 flag LMAO

Conor is showing signs of hypothyroid. I would fire my nutrition coach if i were him.

its probably gonna go all the way imo

hope alvarez knocks him the fug out but goobs will probably win lbr

I will be in attendance at UFC Belfast

Anyone want an unsanctioned bout outside?

>implying you can take da left

Real funny la'

Yeah, but why does Conor look old as shit?

Don't think you fully comprehend who you are virtually chatting with mate

Yew'll dew fookin nuthin!

>carefully select clips of Conor wrestling that make him look good
>the video is two minutes long and he isn't actually wrestling for most of it

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=DFc5wvx-8t0

>Weidman heems Romero in the first round
>calls out Bisping for 206
Card is saved

wrestlings gay

Were'd ye live ye fookin farming cluchie bastered youll be smashed ye

Fuck off city scum everyone knows culchies are bigger, better and well hung

if i go to belfast to watch the show, can i stay at your place for a while? say couple of months or so

What can you do? You have 50 kilos only. Shut the fuck up, ginger retard.

>mfw a casual says Nicholas "Nick" Diaz is better than nate diaz

how fucking delusional you have to be honestly