a muslim goes to the doctor in Germany.
m- doc, every time i have sex i have tears in my eyes.
d- that's the pepper spray
A muslim goes to the doctor in Germany
Justin Evans
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Ian Sanchez
fuck off you unfunny cunt
Isaac Rodriguez
Old school jokes FTW
A little girl asks her father if she can go on riding camp.
- Okey, says the father, but you have to give me a blow job.
She starts sucking.
- Eww, it taste like poop.
- Well your little brother wanted a new skate board.
Brayden Wright
A little boy and a pedophile is walking through a dark forrest in the middle of the night.
The boy says:
- Brr, it's so dark and scary.
The pedophile get's pissed:
- How can you be so selfish! Think of me, I'll have to walk back alone!
Luis Bell
mudslime faggot detected.
end yourself fag lol!
Liam Harris
13 year old suicidal emo fag with major autism and 3yo mental age, please consider killing yourself
Lucas Wright
stfu and provide old school jokes
Andrew Martinez
Lol the edgy teen with hair dye
Remove yourself faggola
Grayson Rogers
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Only thinking like this will remove kebabs from germany
Ryan Howard
keep going
Christopher Cooper
John: Mommy mommy Oscar is gay!
Mommy: How do you know?
John: His dick tasted like shit
Henry Baker
What's the difference between a jew and a bullet
>the bullet comes out of the chamber
Angel Jackson
because he only rapes
Luke Myers
"Sex is nice, but it hurts."
- Lisa, 7 years old
Cameron Nguyen
What does god say everytime he makes a black person?
"SHIT! I burnt another one.."
Dominic Hall
What's the best thing about fucking a 9 year old girl?
When you're done you can turn them over and pretend you're fucking a 9 year old boy.
David Sullivan
Whats the best thing about eating bald pussy?
Taking off the diaper.
Joseph Richardson
The middle school teacher was just about done with the first sexual ed class, she asked with light tone.
- And what happens then? A little miracle.
Sara put up her hand. - I know I know!
- Yes Sara, what happens? asked the teacher.
- You get tons of candy!
Tyler Foster
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?
Theyres twenty of them
Aaron Long
Two mates were sitting at a bar talking about girls.
"You know," says the first guy. "I've got a girl that doesn't smoke,
doesn't drink, doesn't swear, goes to bed early, yet she wants
sex all the time, and will do all the kinky things I want."
"Hey, that's great." Says the second guy.
"Yeah, and tomorrow I'm throwing her a surprise birthday party, do you wanna come?
asks the first guy.
"Sure, but what sort of present should I buy her?" asks the second guy.
"Oh, just get her a barbie doll, its only her fifth birthday!" says the first guy.
Benjamin White
How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby
Matthew Morris
>The dad askes his little daughter "How was school today"?
>Daughter: It was okey...but I took a shortcut through the park on the way home"
>Dad: Okey, what happend then"
>Daughter: A man jumped out from the bushes and said he had cute bunnies that I could pet if I followed him to the woods.
>Dad: Then what happened?
>Daughter He didn't have any bunnies but he had said he had a snake he wanted me to pet
>Dad: And then?
>Daughter: He made me undress and I was there all naked.
>Dad: Oh my god. What happened then!?
>Daughter: I don't really remember...
>Dad: This is imortant. Try remember what happened.
>Daughter: But I really can't remember.
>Dad: But for fucks sake, make something up!...and keep sucking!