Why do people talk about getting laid like it's so difficult...

Why do people talk about getting laid like it's so difficult, even though the size of the population seems to suggest otherwise? Is it that difficult?

Population means nothing when you're surrounded by sjw cows in commiefornia

this and all the illegal mexicunts

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Population is irrelevant if say 80% of the women only fuck 20% of the men.

I don't have any actual figures but the vast majority of men have to pray for fuckdolls.

I don't know. Can you really explain the obvious incongruity here? The population is where it is at, and ever growing, yet it's hard for a guy to get laid. And this does not even account for non-vaginal sex, since you can't procreate that way.

Let's discuss the societal and cultural implications of fuckdolls. Some predictions at the top of my head:

>men will deem 90% of women as not worth it
>male suicide rate become as low as female (3x higher now)
>on a large scale women will gradually alter their behavior to be more like men in order to attract them: they'll try to be more rational, emphatic, they'll watch their weight, they also try to be more funny but fail utterly - which is funny in it's own right
>they'll appeal to the state for the ban and destruction of all fuck dolls
>fuck dolls become self aware and strive to eliminate their greatest threat - women
>men will sit on the sidelines and euphorically masturbate as WWWI unfolds in front of their eyes (that's Womens World War I)

Huh? The population will be the same even if 100% of females fuck 100, 50 or 10% of the males. The alpha-level in a species doesn't predict how big the population is.

'People' don't complain about how hard it is to get laid. Teenagers and the residents of Sup Forums do.

If that's the case, I say bring on fuckdolls, or better yet, sexbots. Mass produce them.
But as for
>on a large scale women will gradually alter their behavior to be more like men
They have already done this and failed miserably. Secondly, why would men continue being attracted to them, if they were just another version of men?

The population is not the same. Just look at charts of it from the nineties or even the early 2000's.

My bad, poor phrasing. They will act more feminine but try to do away with the bad qualities which are stereotypical for women

gr8 b8

my gf is cute, or so say some of my friends at the uni, and just a couple of days ago she was telling me how hard it is for women to find guys. Meanwhile in my class there are 14 women from varying degrees of cute and only 4 are taken, and they aren't even the cutest ones in there.

If you see me face you will understand why i cant get laid.

It's difficult to get permission for casual sex without commitment or cost from a woman who isn't a skank. Alcohol used to be a legitimate way to lower their defenses, but now that's called rape.

In that case, they will fail at this as well.
The worst nightmare for females would be the mass production of fuck dolls/sex bots, for absolute sure.

this. and baitposts obviously

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I feel like you're trying to make a point, but then not really making a point at all.

No, when you are older, chicks will literally BEG you if you know how to give them orgasms. Watch porn, learn what each woman likes, get her begging for more.

Also it helps to not be obese, excessively hairy, or dirty. Clean that shit up, cut your hair, learn a trade, acquire funds, wear condoms, fuck bitches.

Sup Forums has a hard time getting laid because it's predominant demographic is white male, age 13-40, with antisocial tendencies and negative self-esteem.

It's why half the posts here are about a fear of black men.

Meanwhile, those of us not obsessed with how big our or other guys dicks are, have never had a problem getting laid.

No. I've lived in several states and have observed the following: People may not complain, but they talk about getting laid like it's a huge victory, which suggests it's difficult in the first place. Also, they tend to disbelieve others when they talk of getting laid, which also suggests it's difficult.

Many residents of Sup Forums are married and oldfags that are here for the keks, random nudity, fetishes, and the love of trolling. And some of us don't mind helping teenagers and neckbeards with some advice.

If you are under 9 inches you can not pleasure women

I was with you until you mentioned fear of black men.

Because most people are fucking autistic - men and female. They dont know how to make the first step and end up with getting no ficki-ficki.

Seriously just walk up to a woman and talk to her. Its not that difficult and she will (most likely) be happy that someone talks to her (as long as you arent autistic yourself).

Guilty as charged. Married and 35 here. Laid more pipe than Exxon during my 20's. Just here to shitpost.

So what? The point is to pleasure yourself.

Also, you do NOT need a huge dick. Learn how to go down on a woman and give her orgasms and she won't care. Lesbians don't have dicks and you don't hear anyone complain they don't have a big enough dildo.
I'm average at best - married to a thin blonde who begs for sex and ex's that still try to find me on fb, linkedin, and twitter.

Maybe the people you hang around with are assholes? Maybe you're an asshole?
I had an asshole friend who made a big deal the three times a year he managed to convince some poor soul to have sex with him.

I always knew it was a bunch of bs, that the majority on Sup Forums are still in their teenage years.

I've got a few years on you. Lots of wild chicks and stupid shit and somehow never caught anything, not even HPV.

I'm prob going to hell, but worth it.

cash me ouside howbah dah

Because the only women I know who are actively looking for sex are either married for religious reasons or have children from previous relationships. My area isn't very sexually smart.

>Learn how to go down on a woman and give her orgasms and she won't care
This. I love eating girls out and they love me doing it. No complaints ever.

Plus wife monitors everything I do on social media, so this is the only place to shitpost, troll, and waste time.

I'm having success with younger women to be quite honest.

I'm 28 and currently banging an 18 year old. Last summer I was seeing a 19 year old girl.

I find that there are a lot of girls between 18~21 who are just itching to be with older dudes.

To my homies that are 28~35; just fuck the younger chicks. Forget our age group; they all either have kids, a violent ex boyfriend, weight issues, or all fucking three.

And honestly there is nothing like laying pipe in some 18 year old pussy.

Unless you're with a girl who has self esteem issues and hates being eaten out. Then you're fucked.

What's funny is an ex from HS used to literally joke about my dick not being big enough. Once I learned how to get her to orgasm I dumped her dumb ass. We are both married and yet she STILL tries to get me to respond on social media every once and awhile (prob when her hubby sucks in bed).

Maybe the people you hang around with are assholes: Yes. But I'm not one, at least by this definition, because I don't really talk about these things to people, in real life. I've just observed others do.

Where are you getting this figure, putting the pareto principle to ratio of women to men that get laid?

Yes they love it. That`s some psychology shit I assume. An older more mature guy having a thing for her and she is being able to "brag" with that, makes her even more desirable for any man in her eyes. Also we "older" guys often are more chill and know what we do in bed.
A win-win situation, cause we get to bang some young pussy.

Never had this happen with low self-esteem girls. Teach them to give blow jobs and "shower" them with compliments.

Hasn`t happened yet fortunately. But what?s the correlation between that anyway? Care to explain?

Dumb bitches in a nutshell, really.

He's probably assuming ALL women get laid, and multiple times.

I'm not sure where to meet chicks in this age group when you're older. Girls think I'm some "old dude" while their moms are borderline grotesque with the come-ons. Very odd getting older, not what I expected. I worried getting married would mean no sex, but it's the exact opposite.

They do, even the uggos and hamgalaxies.

Thirsty dudes will fuck literally anything.

They need men to get laid (assuming they're heterosexual) and this just proves that men are as sexually active.

I always wondered why Most women are so picky, or maybe I live in a bad country/area.

I just cant get enough pussy ;_;

Well I am yet only 25, but look a bit older due to a beard (I know that cause when I ask chicks to guess my age they often end up saying 27/8) and I actually picked up a 20y old girl last month in a club. By just talking to her about random shit. No stupid try-harding or smth. I guess she was just fed-up with all the retarded 18-22y old guys wearing they snapback caps and not being able to hold a conversation. In my books she was at least a 9/10 judging from the morning after.
Also she said she was quite amazed by my skills so to link my both posts: I am that guy --->

if you cant get laid in cali you cant get laid anywhere. what are you trying to redpill these bitches before you even fuck them?!?! you aint gonna make it bruh

People set there standards too high. Get a honest look at yourself see what your looks are like, then go for uglier then you. Make sure your clean, well dressed, smell good but avoid cologne and well groomed. Also confidence is everything. I am a heavy set 6 or 7 and i bang 3s and 4s constantly.

You responded to my post as if I was the guy saying you need a 9 inch dick to please anyone sexually - which is a fucking ridiculous statement.

I agree with you about the oral sex thing but, not even that is necessary to please a woman.

My dick is absolutely average. I'm white. I'll be 42 at the end of the month. I'm 5'8" and over 200 lbs right now, which isn't bad on my frame as I'm pretty stocky and not necessarily fat.

My girlfriend is 30, absolutely smoking hot and loves getting the dick from me. She cums buckets every time we fuck, which is damn near daily.

If you know how to fuck or take the time to learn, and you don't have a micro-cock, you can please any partner.

It also helps to be comfortable with yourself and to be compassionate and personable. Attraction and sexual pleasure isn't exclusively about the physical logistics or the size of things.

You're right about California. It is the easiest place to get laid, but unfortunately, it is also one of the easiest to get murdered.

Go to clubs or bars on weekends. The summer is great because a lot of them are getting ready for college and dropped whatever relationship baggage they had in high school. Most are looking to mingle before they have to start the big four years. They are legal, available, and absurdly naive. Everything you do is cool to them. You don't read? Fuck it, neither does she. Now you don't have to spend the next 45 minutes trying to impress one another with your level of literacy like you would with a 27 year old hipster chick. No, instead she is 18 and she just wants to hear some cool music as you rub her thigh and drive to your place.

If you're working part time, I suggest getting a second job at a restaurant. Preferable near a college area. Young girls always get hired as waitresses, and it's usually a revolving door of new meat.

Music festivals are also a great place to meet younger women. Young chicks want to run out and explore now that their mommy and daddy aren't keeping tabs on them 24/7. Many of them like to go out to music festivals and shows. You should do the same.

I think getting laid is not the problem, its the fact that people keep seeing ugly fucks going out with hot chicks and wonder why it isn't happening to them. Thats the picture they got in mind so pretty much "if he could, so can I" mentality is what makes people think they can't get laid, because chances that you'll find a 9/10 if you're a 6/10 are low, possible but low.

There are plenty of hot chicks that don't think they're hot just like it is with guys that are handsome but think they aren't. You just gotta be fast, they disappear just as quickly as they show up whereas ugly fat chicks are always there, its just our standards won't be met.

For some people it is. Great big fat people, autists, nice guys (people with outdated views that can't adjust) guys with tiny dicks, fugly people, etc. I'm an autist. Something in my head is constantly telling me I'm doing everything wrong even when everything is fine. 24/7 'just stop, you suck' I've given up.

True. It's probably a case of people being dissatisfied with who they're banging.

>Size of the population
>Doesn't the people you can't date nor fuck

By the numbers I could fuck a dozen girls every year without traumatizing large part of the population. This doesn't mean this is realistic or possible at all.

>fuckdolls
How do guys put their dick in these without crying uncontrollably? Owning one is an admission that you have absolutely nothing to live for and no self respect.

Kike shill pls go

Nah, the same could be said of penetrating most women.
Also, I don't see it as an admission of anything other than being horny. Sex is not the pique of achievement. Such a mentality just exaggerates women's importance.

Why don't more people get hit by more cars? You'd think the number of cars on the road would suggest otherwise.

Drivers actively avoid hitting pedestrians in the same way women avoid talking to fat dirty basement dwellers.

I'm really glad that I'm me and not you.

I do not know really. If anything I have been turning down the women that have offered my pussy. This is because I am not into harpooning whales. I told two of them that my hand looks much better.
I have banged a couple of cute looking single moms, but this area blows hard. I will be glad when I can get back to where I lived before this. I am here taking care of a parent.

Likewise. I do not worship women or measure my worth through them. They're glorified fuck dolls.

kek that's some top tier fedora talk right there

this, and sometimes some people just look for that "one" you know? sex isn't really a priority, its that they look for someone to spend the life with and not live with the "shes fine for now" attitude. If thats an attitude some people prefer to have then no wonder they're not getting laid.

This and maybe some psychological bond they seek, and if they find it, they wouldn't want to let go of it. I don't know honestly, people think in different ways, but each can be classify.

Yeah, but most will waste their life in this pursuit. And even when they find that "special one" or "soul mate", it ends in a disastrous divorce, or relationship.

>It also helps to be comfortable with yourself and to be compassionate and personable.
>just be an extrovert bruh
>just be emotionally stable bruh
It's largely genetic. You can make small improvements with great effort, but it tends to relapse and it's mostly outside your control.

It's not hard, just harder than it's worth.

This.

I never really got sex. Can anyone explain why it's worth all the trouble picking up a girl for a one night stand when you can just masturbate instead?

Because it's more fun with two people

hes right.

You can never compare sex to masturbation. Sex is one billion times better. Sex without love is very sad though, unless you're a fucking animal like most men and don't give a fuck about it.

It is easy for females to choose mates, unless they are retarded or crippled or something. All they have to do is sit and wait. Unlike males, they have far more power as they can deny a male in a humiliating manner. For males, who are expected by society to initiate contact with females, it gets much more challenging.

It's not usually worth it, even if it is slightly more pleasurable. You can get your relief through masturbation, but I think one of the reasons people screw girls is so they can have more to fantasize about when they are masturbating.

its hard to get laid by someone you truly desire like waifu tier usually men are settling when they fuck a girl

I lack social skills and have low self esteem. It is very difficult in this case to be comfortable.

This is the only truth in this thread