Chipotle is having a haiku contest. The winner is whoever has the most likes will get free burritos for a year...

Chipotle is having a haiku contest. The winner is whoever has the most likes will get free burritos for a year. Have fun.

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Blizzard beaner man
You better make my tacos
We will build a wall

"co/in/ci/den/ce" is six syllables, chipotards.

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It's 4, you fucking retard

Burritos are great
Only beaten by one thing
child pornography

On phone/I don't care enough going to sleep.

THE FOOD POISONING IS A FREE BONUS

FUCKING PAID ADVERTISEMENT

then why the "ce"?

smells like burritos
smells like teen spirit also
shotgun mouthwash food

...

ブリトーや
ケツを滅ぶな
水瀉止め！

djhaskfrefghjdhjhgeg
fghgfghgfghgfgii
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalkhhjipipip

Reminder that haiku (plural) don't need to be in 5-7-5 syllable format at all, that only applies to Japanese "on", which are not the same as English syllables.

It does need a seasonal reference and a cutting word (kireji) though. Most of the "haiku" ITT are closer to senryu, since they're all focused on humor and lack the necessary parts of a haiku.

Is English not your first language? "ce" does not constitute a separate syllable; it only encodes a single consonantal phoneme as a coda to the previous syllable.

Shut the fuck up weeboo faggot

This are smart post.

That said, most people have a general idea of the basic structure of a haiku while having never heard of senryuu.

Faggot

Burritos are gross.
Like a taco soaked in slime.
Anus in a tube.

Checked.

KEK HAS SPOKEN

Not a weeaboo, just not retarded and know a few basic things about poetry.
No u
They don't know, they have a false idea of the structure (575) that only applies to haiku written in Japanese, and knowing this "rule", they discard all of the actual things that define a haiku.

A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q

When I said idea about the structure, I was referring only to the 575 syllable structure insofar as mora can be reinterpreted as syllables. I doubt most know anything about 季語 or 切れ字.

KIKES THEN DYKES THEN PIKES
THEN BIKES THEN PSYCHS THEN MIKES THEN
NIKES THEN REICHS THEN SPICS

u tuk de beit

Buy just one taco
KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUSTU
Free tacos for life

Want banana bad
buy banana two dollar
banana go bad

The old pond
Frog jumps in
Sound of water

Sounds like you Wikipedia'd in a hurry friend

Your middle line is nine mora not seven, faggit.

か・げ・ぶ・ん・し・ん・の・じゅ・つ

Linguist and translator, as it happens.

For Wikipedia? Good for you!

剽窃してはいかん！

Aye girl lemme holla
Yeah you girl with the fat ass
Aaight fuck you then

I actually translated that for giggles.

Chipotle before
Valentine's Day anal sex
Will make a real mess

Chipotle you beast
Tearing my insides like when
Cherry blossoms fall

But at least you need never stop to grab more lube.

Rule of thumb for syllables is that the amount of times your jaw drops is the amount of syllables in a word

There is that. And you'll get to buy new bedding, so that's a bonus.

When you see the smoke
It is not the grill burning
But instead my ass

You'll already have "new" bedding, if you consider the new tie-dye job.

Heh, some another user once greentexted about a time he was eating his girl's ass after they'd both been on a drunken sushi binge, and she shat watery diarrhea right into his mouth.

So, it could be worse.

Chipotle versus
Hardee's and red burrito
In diarrhea

NANI?!?!?

Half a clench, half a clench, half a clench failing
All in the porcelain ran the burrito
"Forward, up the bowl! Charge for the ass" he said: back into the ass splashed the shit-hundred.

I can't read moon runes

"You shouldn't plagiarise."