I am planning on offing myself (by acetominophen OD) at the end of this week. I have ~$7000 to burn. What should I do...

I am planning on offing myself (by acetominophen OD) at the end of this week. I have ~$7000 to burn. What should I do, Sup Forums?

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give some to me. My dog needs to go to the vet and I need a new dryer.

>planning on offing myself (by acetominophen OD)
stopped reading there

spend it alll on tylenol, you're goign to need it to be able to lethally overdose

you're much better off trying to overdose on alcohol, at least you can be drunk and enjoy it

please PayPal me something, anything.
A grand would really help but I'll take anything to be honest

PayPal: [email protected]

go to vegas go all out with drugs hookers party. Remind you of life

You dumb motherfucker.

That Tylenol won't kill you. But it's sure gonna trigger some fucked up problems in the future for your liver.

Damn really? How much will I need?

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>a GRAND would really help

Nigger, what?

The fuck do you need a grand for?

lostallhope.com/suicide-methods

Here you go. All the ways you can off yourself.

Buy something that'll actually do the job nigger.

one bottle of everclear

shoot it all up your ass
you will pass out and not wake up ever again I promise

Some quantity surveying

You should get some help. See a therapist. You have the money.

I'm just bored, not upset or anything.

debt roody, debt

You're going to off yourself because you're bored...

You don't have to be upset "or anything" to get help. You don't mind spending money (you're asking b for suggestions), give it a try.

change my life , give me a grand and I can finally move out can pay a deposit and few months rent [email protected] .

I'm not giving away the money. I worked hard for it so there's no reason why you shouldn't work hard to make your own.

Do a few good deeds like help the fags in this thread , might give your life more worth when you actually make a difference

Save up for Dialysis. OD by tylenol will only fuck up your liver.

hookers and blow is another option

I can respect that

In that case id spend the money paying people to do fucked up shit
>hey homeless man I'll give you 500 dollars to walk in that store and shit on the floor
>Excuse me miss, I'll give you $2000 if you vomit on the ground, then eat it
>etc

Alright guys, I've scheduled a callgirl so I'm leaving now. Thanks for the suggestions!

>this
this is the plot of would you rather

Where do you live? I'll kill you in a much less painful way for $5K. Acetaminophen poisoning is extremely painful and chances are you'll live but kill your liver.

I just sent you $100. Enjoy. Don't spend it all at once.

Give me 200 dollars so I kan see my gf

I just sent you $100 too. Good luck.

Paypal: [email protected]
Send me $50usd so i can adopt a new cat/dog

Done.

[email protected]
I need 1.3$ so I can buy a walnut.

Extremely painful, your organs will start shutting down and hurt like a motherfucker. Good luck, I've seen it firsthand.

PayPal is [email protected]

Give me millions of dollars please thanks

Acquire a significant amount of salmon. Put into portable ice cooler/add ice to it.

Bring laundry and ice cooler to laundromat.

Load clothes as normal, but run a washer and dryer with salmon.

Because reasons and so fourth

/ive wanted to do this a while

I could really use $500 if you got it user. [email protected]. I say don't do it. And if you're anywhere near Florida I'll party with you before you do.

didnt recieve , retry?

Sent.

Thank you user!
Gonna get it right now! if the threat still up when i back i'll reply again with the kitty/doggy pic

Helium is painless

I think paypal is putting a hold on it because we've never sent money to each other. Try sending $5 to conrad342 at gmail and that will probably release the funds.

clever user

Could you help me buy a new gaming computer mouse user? My one busted and I have to wait a while to get another one. My paypal is [email protected] please

This is a scam attempt....but a good one user.

Either way. Don't do it bro.

Go to walmart and buy $8 worth of caffeine pills, should be 350 cups of coffee. Enjoy

>by acetominophen OD
That is a very painful way that takes a long time. I'd try something else.

>if you're still feeling generous
paypal.me/orion442

>acetominophen OD

Enjoy the slow painful liver failure death!

I'm back already! thank you again!

Bad idea. Stomach hurts like a motherfucker just after 10 pills.
A couple of us at work tried some when we couldn't score an speed or coke.

Take some of the money to go to a homeless shelter and buy them food or clothes

If you send me $20, ill buy 200 mcdonalds chicken nuggets and try to eat them all in under an hour. Vid can be made if requested

Give me the money.

I'll brutally rape that girl who broke your heart, brother.

seriously bro anything would help, didnt recieve the 100

Like others said that's a very painful way to go, do something big and spectacular.

Also if you wouldn't mind --> [email protected]

Could use some help with crippling medical bills.

Check again. It should be there.

Yo cant i get 60 bucks for three copies of subnautica for me and some friends? we have been wanted to get it for awhile. [email protected]

Sent $100

No sure what that is so I sent $50

Ill fuck your brains out

Paypal me $200 and you can use me like a fuck slave

[email protected]

Ok I'll send $500 more then that's it. Need the rest to kill myself.

>Extend your life a few days more
>Travel to cheap 3rd world Asian country (eg: Thailand)
>Travel to rural areas or village slightly outside of normal tourist areas
>Observe and live among the locals until you find someone poor or homeless who appears to be kind or commits a kind simple act
>Give them all your money except enough to travel back home
>Tell them your reason for doing so
>Change their life forever
>Go home and die
>Be a literal legendary Angel/Saint in local community for generations

Sent $50 for a bj.

Could use a amazon 50€ giftcard. Need a new backplate and a new collar for my doggo.
[email protected]

Sent $500.

Buy a 223. And kill yourself with that. OD on Tylenol is a terrible prolonged death, if death does come. If not, then your liver is completely fucked. As for the cash, do whatever

I'll send $25 if you post her vaj.

...thats actually really nice

buy csgo smurfs and buy a good hack and ragehack 24/7 and fuck the kiddies and enjoy the flaming

Why OP?

Will be in contact shortly

I vote for this idea OP

[email protected]:
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Not him but lets be real here, no you won't

i really need money for food OP.. please paypal something
[email protected]

My email is alexisastupidnigger at hotmail.

You will be dead by the end of the week though, while his dog still wants to live. Anyway, I'd really appreciate 5 bucks so I can get me the Lego SW collection on Steam. Cheers m80

Paypal: [email protected]

literally need 250 for rent or I'm on the street tomorrow [email protected]

Waiting on the payments Sup Forumsabes

THERE IS A PURGE HAPPENING IN BRAZIL RIGHT NOW. CODE RED CODE RED.

I dident get the $50 for the subnatica copies :(

you guys are poor bastards this guy need love not your paypal emails
he is a human who have a problem
we should help him

don't do it OP there is so much in life

Haha, you can't earn $250. Come on.

If you also want to send ME some money fpr bills. My paypal is [email protected]

I need about 300$

Amen Sup Forumsrother. Don't do it op.

Write a candid suicide letter littered with hints of where and when it's gonna happen, and use the money to broadcast/post it as broadly as possible. You just might start something.

Sent $200.

Sent $100.

Almost out of money to send.

S I spelled the email wrong.

help a guy out and send 100$ my way OP. im hungry

Is op actually sending money?

Find a better, more effective way to do it.

Acetaminophen OD will just wreck your liver and cause immense pain. You might as well be burning yourself alive.

Matter of fact, $7000 will get you a gun, or enough heroin to do it painlessly, or enough cans of Dust-off to go out like my dad did (huffing), or a sharp enough knife to exanguinate yourself and hit key points to bleed out quickly with minimal pain, or a new hobby so you don't have to commit suicide in the first goddamn place.

I fucking WISH I was you right now. I'd drop that seven large on a van and live out the sumbitch like Greg Universe, giving rides through Uber to earn enough supplemental income to continually sustain myself, and touring the country like Donald Trump did during his campaign last year.

But you know, whatever. Have fun with your Tylenol, OP.

It's loli time
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is that a UTS? looks old

Sent $25 for a pizza.

I survey and have $7000 in the bank.

Is this real life?

Thanks kind user
please dont kys

scary how much this resonates

ahh you tricked me

[email protected]

I am yours for $100

Paypal me and we will get together