You awake as an attractive, rich black drug dealer. You have two messages on your phone
Mercades(pic related): I miss you, Tyrone
Jamal: I see niggas creepin on our corners, lets blast they ass
Posessions: MAC-10, Glock 17, STD testing kits, Chevy Suburban, large quantities of marijuana and cocaine
Dubs or 0 decides what happens next.
turn myself in
kill myself and do the world a huge favor
test my black ass for AIDS
Run! Run fast!!!!
No gets so far. Tyrone is still in his bed
reroll
Go rape jamal up the ass, then rape the niggas creepin on my corner to assert dominance.
send dick pic to jamal
winrar
do a massive line of cocaine and blow my fucking head off
Who could have predicted this turn out
get some better guns
then i turn myself in
topkekus
Go outside and shoot the first child I see in the face, then snort a line of coke off of his body.
smoke all the weed snort all the coke and shoot myself while driving down a highway
turn myself in to never escape because drugs are illegal
You send a dick pic to Jamal, and then rape him. He struggles and you end up stabbing him, killing him. Then you attack the a corner boys, and rape one as the rest flees. You put Jamal's body in a vacant house.
Dubs or one decides what happens next
Go rape all the world leaders to assert dominance. As king of world make rape legal.
>get out of bed
>look out windows for the people creepin
>get out gun
>shoot the shit out of them
>police start to come
>get rid of gun
>put everything in my house
>go back outside
>realise I wasn't careful with my words and put EVERYTHING away
>naked
>police arrive
>shot immediatly
And thats why you always be specific. (Sorry if this is formatted incorrectly, im a newfag)
Cut open Jamal's body and eat his pancreas, then snort a line of coke.
run for president
reroll
shit on mercades face
Loot Jamal's corpse, call Mercades, tell her to come to your house
Me again
Sell Jamals Organs for more drug money, stuff his corpse with them, go tie up Mercades and throw her in the trunk with jamals corpse. Head for US/Canada Border.
Mercades rape optional, but better do it if she back talks.
Rollin
start a new life as a watermelon farmer
Fucking double zero lookin ass
>attractive
>black
pick one
>What is "a subjective concept?"
Kys because your a nigger.
Summon a demon and let it possess my Chevy Suburban. Then use the magic Chevy to save the local hot dog stand from the clutches of corrupt big business and become the town hero.
I roll to tie up mercades taking turns raping her to death and Jamals corpse until I die of physical exhaustion, pelvic area 6 inches slimmer and skin hanging off my face, as my body converted all fluids into chocolate sperm
winrar
You go to the local Home Depot and buy some watermelon seeds as you are buying shovels and instant concrete to dispose of bodies faster. You plant a large row of watermelons in your backyard and learn to farm them.
Also, dubs or two decides what happens next
roll for
To realize my dream of becoming a straight edge watermelon farmer befriend some wholesome gardening types at Home Depot and then accidentally rape them to establish dominance.
I bully op as a child so that he grows up and makes a thread pretending to be me on Sup Forums
win lol
Shoot myself in the head after jerking off on all the watermelons.
Make a big theatrical altar to Satan out of Jamals body around the watermelons to make them grow better. Force some corner goons to participate in the ritual sacrifice of Mercedes for watermelons.
Put melons in shirt, join the woman's march
Eat watermelon and collect welfare
be a nigger
Eat a whole box of dicks.
Ahhhh, the old "Melon-Baller Brain Slushie" trick. Nice!
roll for dis
Invent a smart watermelon that's smarter than humans and ambitious for power.
As you drive home from the department of social services and a nice snack of watermelon, you see the same nigga you raped this morning out with his girlfriend at night. You see he has a gun on him, and he notices you. You raise your Glock and slide down your car window.
Dubs or three
Rape his girlfriend.
Shoot yourself in the head and kill yourself
bump
Scream "I'm gay"
Shoot yourself in the head but only maim yourself.
Shoot the girl
Fire off a warning shot
You fire a warning shot in the air. The corner boy tries to fire back but you shoot him in the head. His girlfriend tries to run but trips on a curb about ten feet away from you.
Dubs or 4
Do 180 and drive away
grab his gun with his hand and shoot yourself and the girl
Shoot all the fucking hood btw i'd smash your anus gurl
Knock her out take her home and strip her then prepare a plate of eggs and a bottle of water. When she wakes UK I yekm her she can bk but I want Ber to eat this first
Shoot her in the leg, try to injure as many onlookers as possible and then rape them all.
Sheeeit...
if i awoke as a black anything first thing id do is kill myself after i robbed some whiteys first yo
Shoot her kneecaps when she tries to get up then curb stomp. Move to mexico
Reroll
You also kill his girlfriend with three shots to the back. Three rival gang members, Malik, Jake, and Dashaun fire at you. You fire back, killing Dashaun and wounding the other two. You drive away and run over Jake as you make your escape. Your car is heavily damaged from gunshots and you have a slight flesh wound. You have anal sex with mercades until she can't take any more dick. You wake up the next morning in her arms, and receive a 100,000$ payment for killing three enemy gangsters.
Dubs or 5
Grab her, take her to your farm, and use her as a slave
Sell my watermelons to begin a rap career
Snort $100,000 worth of cocaine in one sitting
capture the girl and take her to your lair. Also take the guy and put him in your trunk.
Knock up all the hood rats and hookers in the west and east side. Buy ak47 and show up at rival gang leaders turf
Nice
Rapper name is h20 malone
You sell watermelons outside your house, which turns a decent profit. You spit a few rap verses when pic related walks up and asks if you're into farming, then says country music is better than rap.
Dubs or 6
Severely underrated post
Propose a country/rap crossover duo to reach new audiences and break new ground
this
Use std kit on self, sell the coke, dispose of guns, assuming i am very wealthy i jump a few state lines, live in a small town for a while, dont spend too much cash, stockpile that weed in a small apartment in that town, make plans to get a house in southern cali and live out the rest of my life smoking weed and fucking bitches.
H2 Malone is canonized
gently rape dolly parton
Raep
>this
Beat her fucking face in, then fuck her asshole and clean up any evidence. Fuck country.
Dolly Parton kills you in an animalistic frenzy, but you do not die. You've contracted giga-AIDS and are now invincible.
offer jamal mercedas watch them fuck while snorting coke and jerk off furiously
>implying niggers get tested for stds
WITNESS THE INSTAGET.
ignore these dubs, fucking dumbass obviously did not read threat at all
thread* fuck my autism
Nice autistic dubs. Check'd
wasted my dubs
Rape Dolly Partons bus.
It's okay, I wasted my 6
Kill dolly Parton roll up on jay z house and talk record deals
Cut off left testicle