Share your biggest secrets, the things that you keep from everybody

Share your biggest secrets, the things that you keep from everybody.

my biggest secret is I don't check the catalog before I post a thread

My sister let our dog mount her, and I watched.

When i was a kid a friend with the same age sucked my dick

*idubbz voice* I'm bisexual

Ha me to also we tried anal my dick was 3times bigger then his pretty cash

I've been leaving work to fuck this chubby whore I met on bumble in he back of her Honda Element

I have a girlfriend who is much more attractive but I cheat on her all the time
Because I get off on it

gay

sharing my wife sexually

I spend my spare time on Sup Forums...

When I was 14, I stole my brother's friend's panties. She thought that he stole them and got pissed at him for years. No one knows it was me.

I accidentally found out my dad had been googling a brothel of the town he was going to on a business trip
never will bring this up

My cousin and I have been seeing each other for a few months. Our family would kill us if they knew.

Forgot some info: My brother and his friend are way older than me. (I also still have the panties to this day)

I've been fuck my sister (she is older than me by 10 years). That's all.

Have had gay sex with someone I met off craigslist in his car.

I am madly in love with my 20 yr old step daughter. For years ive been jacking off to her. Thinking about her when i fuck her mom. Love it when i get a chance to see her nude.

Pics?

The bosses 13yo grand daughter comes in and likes to.sit on my lap and geing and gyrate on me. I get a hard one and she clinches her ass on it and looks at me and smiles.

sorry for the long time
for some reason I couldn't find anything to write with

Any more pics of dem titties?

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Breed her user

Herpes. Caught it from this guy I hooked up with 2 nights in a row. He's ~50 and married.

this is the fucking worst.

Traced.

I would love a greentext or story

Why should I OP? You're just a nosy girl, tell me your secrets and I'll tell you mine.

I sucked a dick once... I'm a guy

Really edgy and out there man. Do you know how many guys have done that? You're not special.

I'm dating an amazing girl and I haven't told her I love her yet even though I really do. I'm gonna say it soon

Get ready to either make it or break it. Saying that always takes a relationship to the next level, or it is all down hill from there.

I think it's ok to hit women in certain circumstances.

I stabbed a guy in highschool. I got off with only a long suspension in part because I pretended to be mentally ill and said I just "blacked out" and couldn't remember it. Even my parents bought it. Truth was I had the whole thing planned out. It was such a rush.

What would you do if she got knocked up? Also, what would SHE do?

I was out one night at like 3am cause I was really into graffiti, and i walked passed this girls house that I was talking to for a while. We lived in a safe white neighborhood and most people would keep there car doors unlocked. For some odd reason I had a very strong urge to go inide her car. After I got inside the car I then fucked it up by throwing shit everywhere, pissing on the seats and I also stole 30 bucks and an iPhone charger. Couple days later I went out to the movies with the same chick and she told me all about it and I acted sorry for her. We stopped taking after a while and I haven't seen her since.

I also beat the shit out of a pillow for a good five minutes once or twice a day pretending it's Cara Delevingne.

Yeah I get that. Just my secret that I feel self conscious about.

I agree with culling the global population to ease the strain on resources, and I think we should institute global eugenics programs through forced sterilization.

It's all good. I actually understand. Gayfag here, but even I feel like "straight" guys aren't supposed to experiment. That it is supposed to be a chick thing only.

i read this yesterday kek

I would not be opposed to mandatory vasectomy if they paid me. If done right, it could be good. I'd get a small pay on a regular basis, plus less babies in the world. We already have enough people. By 2050, we are going to be over 9,000,000,000. Not a stat I made up. Google it.

I steal my friends pictures of their gf's or wives off their phones or pc's.

i literally shake with adrenaline when i do it. best high of my life.

I secretly enjoy consensual intercorse in the missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of procreation.

The rest were snaps and I didn't cap them

This ain't my first rodeo the key to heating and not getting caught is minimal evidence

I'm not judging at all. I'm just curious, why? Are they nudes?

Mam konto na wykopie

i would like to know how you do it

Clogged a mcdonalds toilet with paper and then took a shit in it. Not sure why but I felt bad after

can't really think of one
I steal a lot? I guess, I don't tell people, but I steal from homes. If I admitted it to someone they might be more wary and catch me. I've stolen a used fleshlight, a lot of weed (in small amounts over the years), trinkets, lighters

i'm just a normal dude who likes a few weird kinks like getting peed on and hit in the balls. other than that there's not a whole lot to me. sorry

da fuck chick speak is this?

>just a normals dude
>likes getting hit in the sack
good one mate

I work at a genomics lab. I steal lab equipment from time to time. Shit that nobody uses ever. They honestly will never even notice it has gone missing since we get so much funding.

I support Blacklivesmatter

it's called cbt. it's a thing.

and besides if my gf can get punished why can't i sometimes too?

i wear my moms bra and panty's when i'm home alone

I literally don't understand pain for sex at all. It is the best way to kill a hard on. Gayfag here, and I could literally stare into the gaping black hole of a 90 year old vagina without getting turned off before I stay hard after pain.

just saying you aint normal man

My friend has AIDS and doesn't know how he got it, because I gave it to him with a needle while he was asleep

Why you do that?

yeah, everyone thinks I'm really weird. I guess I just feel like a normie

38 yo Mkt VP of an international company who makes more than 150K a year; I browse /b

The youngest I would fuck is a 7 year old

I do not believe this to be true.

You are scum

Ran over neighbours cat and his body,

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Pretty sure thats a murder charge or something.

1. Sucked my best friend's dick at around 12, he sucked me two, Still best friends, NEVER talk about it after 25 years.
2. Also stole a friend's sister panties and bra when I was 14.
3. Cheated on my wife, once. I fucking regret it every fucking day.
4. I eat my boogers

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I accidentally killed my sister and got rid of the body.

Its currently a missing persons and has been for 8 years.

no

I think there is a law against knowingly infecting someone with HIV. It's certainly not murder/attempted murder. But there is a law.

Obviously it never really gets used.

need I say more?

I pick my nose and then I fling it away because I think it magically disappears

>accidentally

good job, hope you aren't my friend, but good job

You know howmany people don't want kids, are gay, nor can have kids? By 2050 half the populations going to be gay and liberal.

We were in an argument she tried to pull out of my grasp fell and hit her head on a cement edge.

My sister's friend would sometimes sleep over and I would finger bang her while she slept. One time I'm fairly sure I gave her an orgasm while she slept. Another time I ejaculated into a cup and then inseminated her with my fingers.

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yeah im sure thatll narrow it down.

A lot of these sound iffy but I'm calling outright bullshit on this one.

I know this sounds like bullshit, but given that trend, it's actually accounted, it's still going to hit that.

The biggest contributor is not the US. We actually have improved exponentially. It's countries in Asia to be honest. I read a lot about China, but as I understand, a lot of western Asian countries will be major contributors.

I had a female best friend back in high school, we used to stay at each other's house a lot, she was a very heavy sleeper. So I got away with looking at her tits, feeling them up, taking pictures of her tits and pussy and cumming all over her! Her feet were amazing and that was my favorite spot to blow my load. I would clean her up after. This went on forever until she moved out of state. Those were some hot moments for me! Never took advantage of anything else just kinda liked to cum on her, especially her feet.

>shake with adrenaline
This happens to me too, when i play certain video games. Thank god, I thought I was the only one. I ask people about it constantly and they all tell me it never happens to them.

1) Think transgenderism/sexualism is a mental disorder
2) Very into tranny porn

Also find gay porn gross and am almost unhealthily attracted to women. Have a girlfriend of 5 years and can't help but check out every woman I see in nyc.

My friend's wife is a horrible control freak, and nothing make some harder than fantasizing about shoving her face down in my covers and pounding her pussy raw, breaking her in and owning her.

It was an accident, she slipped and hit her head and died convulsing on my floor.

Knew I would get hit with murder or manslaughter so I got rid of the evidence.

I actually dont feel as horrible about it as I thought I would.

In elementary school I used to smell like literal SWAMP ASS EVERY SINGLE DAY. Pretty sure the reason was that I didn't shower daily and didn't know how to wipe, but no one really liked sitting next to me like ever

There was a girl in my HS who I thought was gay but turned out to be straight and wanted me bad. I was in a relationship but she was bad af. I had the key to this back storage room behind the stage and she kept wanting me to go in with her, she woulda blown me super hard. One period we traded phones and she took mine into the bathroom and took nudes on it, so glad she didn't accidentally text my gf or some shit. I still fap to the thought of her

link to her obit, you lying autist.

Agree with you on everything except #2.

I find it difficult not to check out every woman I see. I don't know what it is, just have to do it. Gf of 1.5 years and I feel bad about it, still can't help not looking at a hot femanon.

why the fuck would I ever do that.

I feel bad about it sometimes, but have resigned myself to the fact that I am just wired to constantly want to fuck pretty much any decently attractive girl. Still can't figure out the tranny thing though... guess it's just that I find it so weird?

Thinking about going out to abduct, rape and possibly murder someone. (not sure about the murder part)

good, forget it happened, and don't reveal information until your deathbed

China and India, last I heard. I remember a few years back, everyone was freaking out about Indias population boom.

Yeah, exactly. See:

i want to go to a nudist camp
maybe outdoor bdsm