Would you have sexual intercourse with me?

Would you have sexual intercourse with me?

Also FACE RATE thread

definantly a fuccin worthless homo

Shave the facial hair and I'll drop panties instantly

grow real facial hair or shave that fucking nasty shit on your face

for the sole purpose of procreation? gtfo you sick fuck

The facial hair makes you look kinda like Christian Bale, which can't be a bad thing.

But this opinion is coming from a straight guy, so it isn't worth much.

no, but if you let that mustache grow you can be a super hipster.

602 represent

Generally gonna have nightmares because of this.

You're hot... but,

mild facial hair like that is best only attempted if you can achieve a solid 4 o-clock shadow, or if you have enough connection to get a ghotee.

otherwise you run the risk of pube-chin.

at least you'll be dreaming about me :^)

Sure

like what is that a picture even of ? is it a dude or girl or attack helicopter?

it's me

okay. lets assume for a second its you...

what are you? what is your biological sex.

Nice cheek bones and jaw line 8.5/10
Cool, i personally think you're cute/would let sit on my face 8/10

yeah id fuck your boipucci user why not op is a faggot btw

i am not a homosexual no i would not
7 face

>attack helicopter

Take your shitty memes back to lebbit, faggot.

No user, to much of a male for me

>lets assume for a second its you...
it is
>would let sit on my face 8/10
nice
also nice dubs

Where you live that you can smoke inside a bar? You look like a brit.

oh you don't like reddit? must because you like all the gay porn and furry threads here..

hands down /r/gonewild is the best fucking threads on the internet. this place sucks now for any real girls.

its a patio

1aLucky, here they recently even outlawed smoking on patios.

No here its still supposed to be within like 20 feet of a door but its not very enforced.

Harvey Keitel/10

rate me

It's like you have three mustaches; or four eyebrows. Or something.

4 hairy caterpillars/10

>Harvey Keitel

I dont see it

Rate my autistic toothbrush selfie pls

7/10

Sure I'd peg you

Am I the only femanon on here? Good lord

10/10 would fuck

No you are not

no im a girl too i just got here..hiii

probably.

r8 me Sup Forums

you're not bad looking dude, 8/10

Thank you

What does your daddy say about you being up this late princess?

...

I can't even tell if you're female or just a faggot.

Lord have mercy

he doesn't like it very much cuz i always go to sleep later than him!

Shut the fuck up, newfag fucking virgin

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Heath ledgers gay twin brother?

i guess that makes you the faggot then huh

does this make up for it? kek

69 get kek

Im not gay im a tough super straight guy

super straight

Like...bro...I like fucking lOVE pussy bro. Ive never even had a gay thought.

Well clearly you have 'cause you're on Sup Forums

Like nigga,
All we got on here is dick.

You are overcompensating your gayness.

real talk now when did Sup Forums become soooo gay, 6 or 7 years ago this wasnt this bad.

The very failed attempt of you trying to convince us you are not gay proves it is true beyond a reasonable doubt

Nah, I'd have to find your androgynous degenerate tranny ass attractive first.

Like.... Ohhh I'm so straight, I get so much pussy.
Bitch, I get more pussy than you and I'm a girl.

Sure. You're cute lmao.
I'm not a big fan of facial hair though.

IM actually not though, no joke.

Prove it. Show us your nude wife

I dont have a wife, how about a nude X

fuck me nigger

Anyone can just take a nude off the internet and claim its their ex gf. Show us u with her in the pic

This reminded me of you

Ive never taken pictures during sex.

TITS OR GTFO, NEWFAG

Well clearly youre gay then. What straight male doesnt want to see himself fucking? Unless you have a tiny penis? So which is it? Are you gay or is it really that small.....

The very act of not taking pics of your sexual partners during sex is one more huge piece if evidence you are gay

I'm willing to bet my clit is longer than his dick, if he's really that disgusted by it

Nope

Show us ur clit and we will decide

ill let you succ the dick if you shave closely to the face

Sam?

It would probably be the first pussy you ever saw

Why are you saying Sam? If you can see his pic you obviously know if its ''Sam'' or not

...

Why are you being a fucking cunt to me nigger? Fuck did I do to you?

You're aware people can look alike yes? I've seen two people on here that have looked like my friends. One of them was a nude

who the fuck is sam? i'm definitely not sam

Before the trolls start swarming, I think you're beautiful

I rate you a strong 4 add me in fb chad hinderman

You asked for nudes. Nigga, you're asking for it

I see you work at taco bell. Classy.

How bout you go buy a pair of glasses then this shit won't happen

Sup faggots tear me down

This you, user?

At least I work unlike yr Mexican ass. drug dealer

It is

Kek. It is you. How's Ohio?

Its not as bad as they say.

...

You look too much like a guy I already did.

Won't go into details but I ended up regretting it.

nawson

nice pubestache, faggot. what are you 13?

You fuckers voted for trump, it's pretty bad.

Wow Chad that was ballsy

you look like a chimo

U look like u have aids