Hey b, since i've been shaving my ass, i can't fart quietly anymore. what should i do? pic unrelated...

hey b, since i've been shaving my ass, i can't fart quietly anymore. what should i do? pic unrelated, i'm a bi curious guy.

youll need to loosen your hole
show a pic of how tight you are and i can suggest how to loosen it

any serious answers?

Lol.

I had this same realization a few weeks ago after shaving my ass. I guess the hair provides channels for your gas to escape that are just not present with no hair.

Try wearing a thong/gstring. Maybe it will create a path for your gas to escape without making your ass cheeks vibrate.

that actually makes sense... thanks!

I've heard people on here say that before. All those hairless porn girls must fart like baboons.

that's a good point. maybe that's why they often wear thongs

or just loosen the hole... show us how tight it is, and i will help you, seriously.

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thats pretty loose already, do you use a dildo??

Stick something in there

nope, biggest thing i had in there was a finger

We'll do you have something else you can use? Cucumber, carrot , candle etc?

i have bananas i guess, but that's too big

literally this, start wearing panties or tightywighties that will wedgie yourself. It'll stop the cheek from hitting eachother

A banana is fine. Use some lube, and insert it as far as it will go. Show me how much you can insert so I can help you with the next steps

i'd rather not stick that in there right now lol

Look I'm just trying to help you out. Seems like others want you to do the thong approach, but I'm giving you another option. Just try the banana so I can help you further. Can anyone else back me up?

Fucking kek

Hes right

Typical op asks for help, but doesn't want to do anything about it

look at this. there is no way i am gonna do this.

Did you even try? I never said to ram the whole thing in, just see how far you can go. Do it, and show us

Seriously just lay on your stomach or bend over your bed and do it slowly. There has to be someone else here who wants to see this happen?