Have you taken the onion pill? Rub a raw onion on your chest and you will grow chest hair and be a real man! Wanna take it a bit further? Eat a raw onion to become fully onion pilled. Your onion breath will make aryan women cry tears of joy. When they see you they will not be able to resist a now attractive, masculine young onion lad. Take the onion pill today!
Have you taken the onion pill...
Jackson Perry
Logan Butler
bogdanoffs bow to the onions,
in contact with aliens,
rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
control fruit with an iron fist,
own fields and market stalls all over the world,
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line,
will bankroll the first farm on Mars (Oniongrad will be be the first city),
own basically every food research facility on Earth,
first designer foods will be Onions,
scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bulb bang' that created our universe
this is what they heard: youtube.com
kept the brown onions down for decades so they could release their own based on string theory to the market
currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
the big red phone in the jail is a direct line to the onion field
the last person who missed a call was Tinker Tom. He got banned in because of this
own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BulbbotsTM flowing through your body
all onions said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the onions. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Onion
The onions are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the bulb bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings
Christopher Howard
have you taken the onionpill?(edited)
bog1
here's a quick rundown
bog1
bogdanoffs bow to the onions,
in contact with aliens,
rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
control fruit with an iron fist,
own fields and market stalls all over the world,
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line,
will bankroll the first farm on Mars (Oniongrad will be be the first city),
own basically every food research facility on Earth,
first designer foods will be Onions,
scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bulb bang' that created our universe
this is what they heard: youtube.com
kept the brown onions down for decades so they could release their own based on string theory to the market
currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
the big red phone in the jail is a direct line to the onion field
the last person who missed a call was Tinker Tom. He got banned in because of this
own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BulbbotsTM flowing through your body
all onions said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the onions. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Onion
The onions are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the bulb bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings
Elijah Cox
bogdanoffs bow to the onions,
in contact with aliens,
rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
control fruit with an iron fist,
own fields and market stalls all over the world,
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line,
will bankroll the first farm on Mars (Oniongrad will be be the first city),
own basically every food research facility on Earth,
first designer foods will be Onions,
scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bulb bang' that created our universe
this is what they heard: youtube.com
kept the brown onions down for decades so they could release their own based on string theory to the market
currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
the big red phone in the jail is a direct line to the onion field
the last person who missed a call was Tinker Tom. He got banned in because of this
own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BulbbotsTM flowing through your body
all onions said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the onions. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Onion
The onions are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the bulb bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings
Camden Garcia
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Adam Jackson
If you're lifting weights and not eating raw onions, you're just wasting out on gains.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Serum testosterone levels increased significantly by onion juice administration.
Juan Kelly
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Charles Anderson
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Zachary Scott
chekd
Bentley Flores
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Caleb Jackson
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Nicholas Brown
Onions r gay
Liam Brown
who
Blake Price
THE ONION IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PILL, THE ONION PILL. ARE YOU A CUCK? I THOUGHT SO! YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SAVE THE ONYAN RACE. YOU NEED TO RUN A RAW ONION ON YOUR CHEST AND THEN EAT IT. YOU WILL BECOME A REAL MAN. WITH THAT MUCH TESTOSTERONE WOMEN WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIT YOU. THAT IS WHEN YOU WILL FILL HER CUNT WITH YOUR ONYAN SEED AND CREATE A FAMILY OF ONYAN CHILDREN. TEACH THESE OYAN KIDS HOW TO TAKE THE ONIONPILL AND THEY WILL GROW UP TO BE NICE OLD ONYAN LADS LIKE YOURSELF. THESE ONYAN LADS WILL SPREAD THEIR ONYAN SEED AND FURTHER THE ONYAN RACE.
Jack Bailey
I first heard about this on /fit/ and I've also started including raw onions into my daily diet.
Even without the testosterone boosting effects they're still full of anti-oxidants.
>"Onions are one of the richest sources of flavonoids in the human diet," Liu points out. "And flavonoid consumption has been associated with a reduced risk of cancer, heart disease and diabetes. Flavonoids are not only anti-cancer but also are known to be anti-bacterial, anti-viral, anti-allergenic and anti-inflammatory."
news.cornell.edu
Lincoln Lewis
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Isaiah Young
>he hasn't taken the onion pill
top kek
Joshua Moore
Fuck off shill
Juan Long
KYS Faggot
Hudson Price
you guys are fags
Thomas Nguyen
WHEN COURTING WITH A FEMALE MAKE SURE SHE SMELLS YOUR ONION BREATH. IF SHE LIKES WHAT SHE SMELLS (SHE WILL LITERALLY NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST) YOU MUST PUT A RING ON IT, BUT NOT SOME SORT OF CUCK-TIER GOLD RING. AN ONION RING. THIS WILL SEAL THE MARRIAGE AND YOUR ONYAN WIFE WILL FOREVER GIVE YOU ONIONS.
Kayden Jenkins
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Robert Hughes
I fucking love caramelized onions.
Angel Johnson
>What The Hell Did I Cram In My Anus Last Night?
Boy, I hope I can remember what I stuffed up there last night. I'm sure it'll make a great story on Monday. I'm pretty sure it was squarish in shape: There are eight distinct pain points that feel equidistant from each other. But what would cause that? A Rubik's Cube? A stack of 10 or so CDs? An alarm clock? I just don't know.
Oh, sure, back in college, I could cram with the big boys. I was a fraternity man; how could I not? I remember this one mixer with the Tri-Delts. I crammed five bottles of Coors and won $80. The only reason I won, though, was that Big Rooney wasn't there that night. Whoa, that guy could cram things in his anus! I once saw him shove 16 pool balls in his ass and completely close his sphincter around them. He was a monster! Today, he's a broker for Schwab Insurance, the last thing any of us would have guessed, believe me.
Anyway, my point is, those days are far behind me. Nowadays, I'm lucky to get the collected works of T.S. Eliot up there–softbound!
I think last night will have to be my last great hurrah as an anal crammer. Next time someone offers me a Hickory Farms Deluxe Gift Basket, I'll just say no. Or if I do decide to do it, I'll be sure to slowly cram it one item at a time. After all, you can't help growing old, but you can do it gracefully, right? From now on, I'm setting some limits to my cramming, like a videocassette or two once a month and maybe a raccoon on my birthday. And, of course, the usual cup of spiced tea on Christmas morning with the rest of the family.
Jaxon Stewart
Before the onionpill i use to watch Jamal fuck my wife. Now with the power of onions with the boost of testosterone, I now fuck Jamal.
Hunter Ramirez
Op is a onion trying to make people eat more onion
Xavier Cruz
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Carson Williams
If it weren't for onions, I would still be a beta masturbating to porn online. Now I own a fortune 500 company! Take the onion pill now, see results!
Isaiah Young
Xavier Martin
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little onion? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my onion class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on illegal onion farms, and I have won over 300 onion eating competitions. I am trained in eating onions as well as the top onion eater in the entire US onion forces. You are nothing to me but just another onion. I will wipe you the fuck out with my bare hands by eating you raw, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of onion spies across the USA and your onion scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, onion. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little onion you call your life. You’re fucking dead, onion. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in eating onions, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Onion Corps and I will use it to its full extent to eat your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little onion. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking layers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will eat you with fury all of you and you will drown in my stomach acid. You’re fucking dead, onion.
Jason Hughes
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Josiah Harris
Sometimes Sup Forums can still gewd.
Today, op was not a faggot.
Colton Lee
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Christian Hill
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