Would you fuck a horse for $500?

Would you fuck a horse for $500?

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I'd do it for free

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I'd fuck it for free

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same

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Would fuck gratis for the experience points

You'd be paying me $500? That seems a little low...

$500? .. yeah, probably.

But I do not have $ 500

Beat me to it

Horses have the best cunts

You'd have to give me the 500 up front

500 and you get to fuck a horse. you must be a fag

Or a jew

Only if it's JRHNBR. Not into a balancing act

It depends.
How much time would $500 buy me?

just buy a horse for that much

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Nah, fucking animals is too weird. Id need at least 5000.

Nigga you crazy! I can't afford that.

If nobody I give a shit about would ever find out I probably would.

Same. Like this one. Wooyee

Nigger do you know how much a horse costs? Let alone upkeep on the stupid things.

No

first post is best post.

also this.

I've always been deeply ashamed about how hot I find that horsecunt. I don't even like horses :(

Would you also fuck its ass?

Get out normie! REEEEEEEEEE

I would do a lot of things for $500

No. I hate anything anal on any species. Shits gross.

Don't forget it's an animal, it WILL shit on you first chance it gets.

where I live it would cost you 1500$ for a horse and private land to fuck it on. I live about 13 miles away from the nearest town. so its really private if you also buy a little shed for the alone time

Newfag here, hat does it mean when another user replies thread?

hell id do it for free

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but horse ass is made for sex

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Ask /mlp/.

I would eat that asshole for hours. For free. Look at that beautiful glory.

So muscled. Just HNNNGH. Those donuts.

well, no. You have to warm up to it first. You don't just stick your dick in an animal that large. Weeks of getting it used to you and your touch. Bring treats, be nice. Horses are quite intelligent and tend to be empathic. Rub her flanks, comb her mane, talk to her, react to her. Make friends with her.

"but user its just a dumb animal"

Sure, but that doesnt mean you want to rape it. Horses get traumatized pretty fuckin easy. If you just stick your dick in whatever you find over that fence either you are going to get injured, or its going to get injured or scarred from it.

If you stick it in her ass, you have to get her used to things going in there, same with dogs, otherwise yeah, they are prone to pooping on you. However, once you get them past that reflex, they can enjoy it.

Just watching video's of mares winking from anal stimulation tells you that much.

oh, and some horses never warm to it.

What if it shits on you while you're eating it user?

Let's get some horse porn up in here fucking vaginas and butt holes !

>tfw you get friendzoned by a horse

Thank you based oldfag

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What in tarnation

If I feel it I back away until it's done and then go right back to it. You underestimate me.

donutzoned.

i've fucked a large mare many times ama

Anal?

Wtf it's shit

nah yo fuck that lol im not trying to get kicked/shit on
i think when i was drunk i ate her butthole out once tho no lie hahahaha

bestiality goes back as long as people have kept animals user. Why is this a surprise?

It's not like yours or mine, so I don't have to worry about it.

>Just watching video's of mares winking from anal stimulation tells you that much.

Sauce?

Okay, well someone who's fucked a horse in the ass what was that like?

And what was fucking a horse in its horse vagina like?

I am sure this will convince you if you are on the fence (pun intended) about fucking horse pussy.

It's still full of bacteria

I'm sure you'd gag just eating that shitty ass

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Can you fuck young horses? Anybody with experience?

So does cannibalism, so does self-mutilation, so does incest. What's your point?

no

Why the fuck am I still here?

Why the fuck do you need an incentive to fuck such a good looking animal?

My ass is full of bacteria

What's your point

Just Right Height No Bucket Required.

Do I have to pay the $500 up front?

Why is this even a question? I'm 93% sure that wanting to fuck a mare cunt is basic human instinct.

I would give you $500 to let me fuck that horse

Yeah but you don't eat your own ass

We're talking putting FECES in your MOUTH

Remember, you're here forever.

$500 is too much, I might pay $150

Just the right amount of shit on that asshole.

Horses are cleaner, I'm a degenerate, pick your poison.

it feels great her pussy is so warm and wet and inviting, gotta warm her up with fingers first then go in two at a time.
i usually clean the area first with water and a towel, then make sure its clean, apply a lil lube or spit and dive on in.
i love eating a horny mares pussy man they grind their pussy back and forth sideways in a swaying motion as you suck on their fat clit.
mind you, mare pussy tastes amazing, dont ever let anyone tell you different.
one night i ate a mare out for 45 minutes straight and by the time i was done she was swollen, puffy, ready, winking, and willing to get this show on the road.
mares are amazing animals if you can get to know them and share such an amazing experience.
many times has my mare milked my cock dry in mere seconds due to how tight she was.
mind you shes a fully grown mare.
just being able to plow into her at any time of the day makes it such a worthy investment.
literally the best feeling in the world is eating mare pussy then fucking her wet winking cunt until you cum straight inside her.
don't even gotta pull out...

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Jesus christ

kek

Is that eminem? He looks old as shit.

I've paid more to fuck smaller hoses

can you get a mare pregnant? asking for a friend

can clean them first, long as they're not actively shitting it's fine, just smells like hay when you're rimming them, no fecal odor

>doesnt outright eat its shit as its falling
What a fucking pleb. Horse shit is pure hay and you very rarely can catch a disease from it, nothing gross about it

dumbass

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>shit
>nothing gross about it

>ate a mare out for 45 minutes

Dream right there.

Glorious.

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thats just the semen.

no... but prolly fuck you for $50

This has to fake

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Also horse ass holes are pretty neat, as they sort of prolapse themselves to mitigate a bunch of the shit getting on themselves or left over. They are, technically, a lot cleaner than a human being taking a shit because the shit never really sticks around for the most part.

Anything that is left over could just be washed off.

I'm more interested in fucking that butthole than pussy

But that's a mare, and I had fucked them for free.

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