Roast me

Roast me

I can't tell if you're a dude or a chick, and honestly I'm too afraid to ask

Sure...I'll "roast" you

zach?

You look like you've put peanut butter on your butthole and made the dog lick it

the last thing you need is more roast.

Loving the fact you put effort into doing your brows and have done nothing fucking else about caring for your self

Isnt being alive enough of a damper on your day.

you got extra 15lbs of fat to roast before asking people to roast you
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ur an faget

Your facial hair says m'lady, but your face says faggot

I would but you'd probably try to eat it

I would roast you, but you would probably break the spit.

Pretty sure your face is the reason some women choose celibacy.

I don't like roasted potatoes

so this is the child Goldust had back when he was still fucking men

why do fatboys insist on having that little beard thing just to be like "hey guys, my real chin stops here"?

Pass i already ate some ham this month

that unimpressed look is the only one you know how to make.... because it's the only one you've ever received

you're like a young Jackie Gleason, just without all that talent, fame, and money baggage

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