Lakers vs. Rockets - Pre-Game/Game thread

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1st for bully dropping 12/10/3

who /lakeys/ here?

who HARDEN IS THE MVP here

yu trying to join a fantasy league senpai?

okc and philly pls go

Lets go Rockets

kinda late for that isn't it

we need replacement owners senpai, lots of top tier teams avaloiable with other anons trying to trade, so you can still get some dank players

who /homeatlast/ here?

i-is he still streaming

lol deng and mazgov starting for lakers

ijames harden point guard???? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

>mozgov

>first play of the season
>drains a three 7 seconds into the shot clock

this team is going to be so fun to watch

Are you Bully

stay mad fuccboi

HUH MIKE DANTONI IS COACHING THE LAKERS AGIAN??

any of you canucks the rbl canuck?

we need to get the troops back together

Last I heard he got convicted of sending in a bomb threat into an elementary school

rbl reporting

we ouchy

lakeys getting BTFO

>literally BTFO already

dont diss my lakeys you fuckstick. If you aint with us now don't try and join us when we hoisting up the NBA stanley cup.

kek lakers

Anderson and Gordon were good signings

houston on pace for 200+ ppg

>already down 10

and here i was thinking we'd be better this season...

no? who's bully? im a rockets fan

who /shittyteams/ here

What type of league?

DOWN THREE AHAH WE CAUGHT UP JUST LIKE THAT

AND JUST AS I TYPED THAT, WE TIED UP HAHA


COCKSHITS BNTFO

WE OUT HERE

WE DYNASTY NAO

WOOOOOO

ARATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

>lakers trying to be gsw

you say somethin?

3 3s

Is Harden playing D? wtf

>we need broships again

'no'

LOS ANGELO

>Nick Young starting

What does Luke mean by this?

sorry senpai

Rockets have gained 20 points a game, but are going to lose 20 rebounds a game.

Nick young has been reborn this off season as uncle P. he actually plays D and uses screens+assists for his threes

Question is. What did he mean about this

Mozgod lowkey doin thangs

NP desu

Karl Malone was country jacked. Fuck

...

>ppl hating the mozgov signing

hes beasting right now

2016-17 Los Angeles Lakers Starting Roster:

PG) D'Angelo Russell
SG) Brandon Ingram
SF) Kevin Durant
PF) Blake Griffin
C) Rudy Gobert
literally who the fuck would be able to stop this team?

>beasting
>on Nene "retirement home" Hilario and Ryan Anderson

yeah massive amounts of steroids will do that to a person

Dlo

DID YOU ALL SEE THAT INGRAM D

great d ingram

Is Julius the worst starter in the league?

He ain't even stretch dooooooooooooooe

ICE IN HIS VAINS

RUSSELLMANIA

D'ANGELO RUSSELLLLLLLL

dloooooo

Dloaded

THIS

IS

MY

SHIT

>this game
>defense
Pick one

>DLo is literally GOAT

life is good for my lakeys

there is absolutely ZERO fucking defense ths game holy shit

that's my jam

There's absolutely no defense being played right now

anyone else still stoked the lakers picked d lo over that fat piece of shit okafor?

>12pts 2 assists
>8 minutes

calling it right now, dlos going to drop 30

>Randle using both hands

delicious

>7 dimes already

obviously, look at him

Ingram is a 100% 3 point shooter this season

AMBI3N AMBI3N AMBI3N AMBI3N AMBI3N AMBI3N AMBI3N AMBI3N

where would one get steroids? just for science i mean

>BLACKED

mother fucking blacked dot mother fucking dot fucking com

>1st quarter already over

CLARKSON LMAO

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>40 points in the first quarter

on pace for 160 points wow

THREE
POINTER
LOU
WILLIAMS

they bout to hit 200 points finna dat Boi

whole lotta memeball

APOLOGIZE /NBA/

LAKERS GOING TO GET THAT 8TH SEED.

WALTON > STEVENS

FUCK WEEBS LOL

>mfw

I-I-I'm so s-s-sooorrrryyyyyyyy we ever doubted the based lakeys....

I don't care that she's a fucking pornstar, her and Mandy Muse can get it.

>38-38 in the 1st

No tacos tonight

so the only player on either team to play defense is Mozgov? inb4 it's 100-100 at the half.

the bongo cam is cultural appropriation I am literally shaking right now

Who else is going to the Roger Waters concert at the Staples center in june? Already got my tickets senpai

>James Harden will statpad on a .500 team that is built to feed his ego

>38-38
LMAO
>38-38
LMAO
>38-38
LMAO
>38-38
LMAO
>38-38 at the end of the 1st
LMAO